Ah bollocks

[TheEarl]

If there's a topless cheerleading team, I volunteer.

Mat and I would be sorted! You guys cheer down the other end of the pitch to where we're bowling. Guarantee that the batsmen would not be able to keep their eyes on my yorker or my leg-cutter.

Hayden........Bowled, Matriarch A........................... 0
Langer.........Dick before wicket, Earl THE............... 0
Ponting........Handled balls, Earl THE...................... 0
Martyn.........Stumped while ogling, Matriarch A......0
Katich..........Bowled, Earl T.................................... 0
Gilchrist........Bowled, Matriarch A.......................... 0
Clarke.........Retired horny..................................... 0
Gillespie......Run out chasing Brio A....................... 0
Warne.........Run out chasing pies........................ 90
Lee.............Bowled, Matriarch A........................... 0
McGrath......Not out.............................................. 0

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

*laughing*.........we should post an exceprt from a John Arlot commentary.

That would leave them speechless.



p.s. My slow right arm over tends to bias towards a leg off spin.

Or a Geoffrey Boycott commentary.

Were you sniggering when he kept repeating "I really fancy Andrew Flintoff. I really like him" over the last few overs on Monday?

The Earl

 

[Liar]

Or a Geoffrey Boycott commentary.

Were you sniggering when he kept repeating "I really fancy Andrew Flintoff. I really like him" over the last few overs on Monday?

The Earl

*shrug* Maybe he does?

 

[TheEarl]

*shrug* Maybe he does?

It's not so much the fact that it was a bloke who was saying it. More the fact that it was Geoffrey Boycott who was saying it. You won't get it if you don't know of him.

The Earl

 

[matriarch]

Mat and I would be sorted! You guys cheer down the other end of the pitch to where we're bowling. Guarantee that the batsmen would not be able to keep their eyes on my yorker or my leg-cutter.

Hayden........Bowled, Matriarch A........................... 0
Langer.........Dick before wicket, Earl THE............... 0
Ponting........Handled balls, Earl THE...................... 0
Martyn.........Stumped while ogling, Matriarch A......0
Katich..........Bowled, Earl T.................................... 0
Gilchrist........Bowled, Matriarch A.......................... 0
Clarke.........Retired horny..................................... 0
Gillespie......Run out chasing Brio A....................... 0
Warne.........Run out chasing pies........................ 90
Lee.............Bowled, Matriarch A........................... 0
McGrath......Not out.............................................. 0

The Earl

PMSL!!

Brilliant!!

 

[matriarch]

Or a Geoffrey Boycott commentary.

Were you sniggering when he kept repeating "I really fancy Andrew Flintoff. I really like him" over the last few overs on Monday?

The Earl

Yes, I was.

That one should go in all the other bloopers that they sometimes play on Radio 5.....dammit, I can't remember the two guys names.......the ambiguous statements.......interspersed with descriptions of the cakes they were sent......do you remember them?? They giggled like school boys over their unintentional double-entendres, about leg-overs and such.......most amusing in a muted British way.

 

[TheEarl]

Yes, I was.

That one should go in all the other bloopers that they sometimes play on Radio 5.....dammit, I can't remember the two guys names.......the ambiguous statements.......interspersed with descriptions of the cakes they were sent......do you remember them?? They giggled like school boys over their unintentional double-entendres, about leg-overs and such.......most amusing in a muted British way.

No, I don't know it, but I can quite easily imagine it.

Matriarch = the King of Spain and I claim my free Ball of the Century.

The Earl

 

[wishfulthinking]

Cricket between England and Australia hasn't been so interesting (or exciting) for YEARS.

YES!!!!!!


Go Aussies!

[I really hope we don't get wiped with the floor by ENGLAND ]

 

[TheEarl]

[I really hope we don't get wiped with the floor by ENGLAND ]

What, you mean for the third time in a row?

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

Just been looking for a photo and discovered that this person is also called Ashley Giles:

http://www.nsudemons.com/pages/garysGallery/track0405/g02images/Ashley%20Giles_jpg.jpg

Now to search for a thin, self-effacing person called Shane Warne...

The Earl

 

[wishfulthinking]

Now to search for a thin, self-effacing person called Shane Warne...

Ha, going for the easy target eh?

Below the belt

 

[TheEarl]

Ha, going for the easy target eh?

Below the belt

I remain confident that below Warne's belt is impossible. His stomach hangs so low that it brush the ground, there's no way I could get below that.

And don't even get me started on Matthew "England won't even come close to us" Hayden and his 24.5 batting average. At least Warne walks the walk to back up his gob.

The Earl

 

[rgraham666]

If there's a topless cheerleading team, I volunteer.

There's a seasons ticket sold right there.

 

[matriarch]

No, I don't know it, but I can quite easily imagine it.

Matriarch = the King of Spain and I claim my free Ball of the Century.

The Earl

You have a pm. Enjoy.

Mat

 

[zschachwitz]

I'm getting a new dog this afternoon

and I'm thinking of naming him "Flintoff"

'cos the bloke on the radio says he's got four short legs and swings his balls from side to side



Unwelcome return of old and dreadful, updated from "Lindwall"