Again, Are there any Lit members that want to fuck you?

[lacandy]

So I'm told...but it's Friday night and I'm curled up with a bag of Doritos...

 

[AbsintheFather]

So I'm told...but it's Friday night and I'm curled up with a bag of Doritos...

I've got some onion dip, maybe we could co-mingle ?

 

[lacandy]

I've got some onion dip, maybe we could co-mingle ?

Doritos and onion dip??

Sounds perfect

 

[JennyNo1]

And here I sit with my guacamole.

 

[lowphat]

And here I sit with my guacamole.

Tat would go nicely on my quesadilla

 

[JennyNo1]

Tat would go nicely on my quesadilla

I'll....um...er...crap. I'm all out of sexual innuendo.

 

[Gentledom45]

My inbox isn't blowing up so I'll say no

 

[Eva_Star]

So I'm told...but it's Friday night and I'm curled up with a bag of Doritos...

I've got some onion dip, maybe we could co-mingle ?

Quite an unique combo. Could be interesting.

And here I sit with my guacamole.

Tat would go nicely on my quesadilla

Classic. Match made in heaven.



Look at lit bringing people and food pairings together! Warms my heart.

 

[Eva_Star]

I still think the one...for sure.

 

[Farawyn]

That one guy.

 

[lowphat]

I think ol what's her name wants to.

 

[Eva_Star]

I think ol what's her name wants to.

haha! This literally cracked me up.



Good ole what's her name! Always down for a roll in the hay!

 

[lowphat]

haha! This literally cracked me up.



Good ole what's her name! Always down for a roll in the hay!

I just yell, "Hey you, come here and take care of this," and she comes a runnin

 

[Eva_Star]

I just yell, "Hey you, come here and take care of this," and she comes a runnin

God! I need a good ole what's his name in my life!

*snap snap*

 

[WerdNerd]

Nope just gropers

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'm still working on the formula to make my semen taste like chocolate.Once that happens, sky is the limit baby!

 

[lowphat]

I'm still working on the formula to make my semen taste like chocolate.Once that happens, sky is the limit baby!

Pssst, just buy em five pounds of chocolate, it would be easier

Oh, and diamons, lots and lots of diamonds . . . .

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I would hope some people on here would lol

 

[papadoc19]

Hahaha...surely you jest...

 

[Iceprincess12]

Sideways or silly?

If I tell you I don't HAVE to kill you, but...it's me, come on!

 

[fma20fma]

hi

Many have expressed that desire.

 

[seth6138]

None that I am aware of..

 

[spanky5147]

not sure, no one has said so,

 

[Silentnerd]

Could be but I have never heard

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I plead the 5th!