Again, Are there any Lit members that want to fuck you?

[Cwtchseeker]

Who knows?

 

[Skowt]

I think I found one!! Hmmm, now where did I put him...

If you can't find him, give me a shout.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I doubt any woman on the planet wants to fuck me

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Either they have forgotten to tell me, or they don't want to. I am keeping my fingers crossed for the former.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Most of them don't even know who I am.

 

[Lunation]

Most of them don't even know who I am.

I could read this post as self-deprecating...

But I'm going to choose to read it as if you're some sort of gritty lit super hero, hunted by the very forum that relies on your protection.


*bat man voice*

These people. They don't know me. They don't know what I do for them. And yet they fear me...


Please tell me I'm right. Please be Bat Man, please be Bat Man...

 

[AKS]

A couple

 

[cliteatingman]

*shakes Magic 8 Ball*

"Outlook not so good"

I'll try again later, I guess.

Are you sure?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I could read this post as self-deprecating...

But I'm going to choose to read it as if you're some sort of gritty lit super hero, hunted by the very forum that relies on your protection.


*bat man voice*

These people. They don't know me. They don't know what I do for them. And yet they fear me...


Please tell me I'm right. Please be Bat Man, please be Bat Man...

You KNOW I am. I stand on the tops of the tallest towers in this grim city of the network...watching....waiting...brooding.

 

[Lunation]

You KNOW I am. I stand on the tops of the tallest towers in this grim city of the network...watching....waiting...brooding.

The brooding is very important.

Gritty heroes need a good brood.

Watching? *raises eyebrow*

Must see some interesting stuff around here...

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

The brooding is very important.

Gritty heroes need a good brood.

Watching? *raises eyebrow*

Must see some interesting stuff around here...

I've had to learn the difference between real and simulated screams of terror.

 

[Lunation]

I've had to learn the difference between real and simulated screams of terror.

Nothing quite like rescuing the damsel in distress tied to the tracks only to find out she's just into kinky train bondage.

I get that.

 

[lacandy]

I'll come sit with you in the wallflower section. (Aka the let's drink wine, eat chocolate or ice cream •dont judge me!!•, paint each other's nails and gossip corner)

Let's have chocolate AND ice cream!!

 

[lowphat]

Let's have chocolate AND ice cream!!

Uh . . . chocolate and ice cream? Like chocolate ice cream with strawberries, shaved chocolate, and whip cream? I like your corner, can I move in? I can paint nails pretty damn good too!

 

[JennyNo1]

Uh . . . chocolate and ice cream? Like chocolate ice cream with strawberries, shaved chocolate, and whip cream? I like your corner, can I move in? I can paint nails pretty damn good too!

I heard something about chocolate, and ice cream, and painting nails. Can I come?

 

[lacandy]

I heard something about chocolate, and ice cream, and painting nails. Can I come?

I think this is time for Curvy to start the corner...

 

[curvyangel1969]

Uh . . . chocolate and ice cream? Like chocolate ice cream with strawberries, shaved chocolate, and whip cream? I like your corner, can I move in? I can paint nails pretty damn good too!

I heard something about chocolate, and ice cream, and painting nails. Can I come?

I think this is time for Curvy to start the corner...

All are welcome In my corner. Grab some snacks and nail polish!

 

[hsmh]

That is very doubtful.

 

[lowphat]

I think maybe one, lol.

 

[emsway]

Maybe, maybe not.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Maybe, maybe not.

What are you talking about woman? I should forward to you all the PMs from guys I get stating to the affirmative. Why they send them to me, I have no idea.

 

[Iceprincess12]

https://letspout.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/singapore-zoo_hennie_pout.jpg

This should get me some action!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Of course.
Will it ever happen?
Probably.

 

[Xerxes82]

No, but there are at least a couple in the last dozen posts that I might wish did.

 

[barefootgirl69]

No, but there are at least a couple in the last dozen posts that I might wish did.

Ooooo... very naughty.