Again, Are there any Lit members that want to fuck you?

[MrGoatee]

I suspect its a big no

 

[VladPuptin]

Yeah, but like what if it's intercepted? It's not like you don't have any enemies. What about carrier pigeons?

Can be shot down. Perhaps a submarine?

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Is she near the water? I'm pretty sure a submarine would definitely feel hostile though. hmm. Bike messenger?

 

[lustfulraj]

Not that I know of.

 

[VladPuptin]

Is she near the water? I'm pretty sure a submarine would definitely feel hostile though. hmm. Bike messenger?

Needs to be sweeter. Candygram?

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Needs to be sweeter. Candygram?

aha! Candygram! There you go, problem solved.

 

[RedJack81]

I wouldn't have thought so

 

[Mrtenant]

Hordes of them, actually. It's not easy being me.

 

[Cyberbella]

No...and the conversation I’m in at the moment proves it.

 

[Mrtenant]

No...and the conversation I’m in at the moment proves it.

Someone just not picking up on the signals you dropping, eh? Smh

 

[VladPuptin]

No...and the conversation I’m in at the moment proves it.

I've seen some of your posts. I find that hard to believe

 

[Cyberbella]

Someone just not picking up on the signals you dropping, eh? Smh

I've seen some of your posts. I find that hard to believe

Okay straight up...no signals and I’ve never found anyone here I can relate to. Lots of nice people, but no connections.

 

[Mrtenant]

Okay straight up...no signals and I’ve never found anyone here I can relate to. Lots of nice people, but no connections.

Well that was an erection...I mean straight up

 

[Cyberbella]

Well that was an erection...I mean straight up

Pfft.

 

[Mrtenant]

Pfft.

I'll have you know, I thought of that lame joke for all of 2 seconds, yes two whole seconds before posting. Only the best for Lit.

 

[Sundayschild]

I'll have you know, I thought of that lame joke for all of 2 seconds, yes two whole seconds before posting. Only the best for Lit.

I like your style

 

[Cyberbella]

I'll have you know, I thought of that lame joke for all of 2 seconds, yes two whole seconds before posting. Only the best for Lit.

I’m so sorry you used up all that brain power for the rest of the evening. How will you ever function? If they find you drooling on the ground I’m not to blame.

 

[Cyberbella]

I like your style

Don’t encourage him!

 

[Sundayschild]

Don’t encourage him!

Two seconds! That's craftsmanship!

Not that 2 seconds is all that long. Don't get the wrong idea.......

 

[Mrtenant]

I’m so sorry you used up all that brain power for the rest of the evening. How will you ever function? If they find you drooling on the ground I’m not to blame.

Nice one. Who says it takes brain power to post anything on Lit anyway? Just so you know, on the ground or not, I pretty much drool all the time. It goes with the hairy back and really long arms.

 

[Cyberbella]

Nice one. Who says it takes brain power to post anything on Lit anyway? Just so you know, on the ground or not, I pretty much drool all the time. It goes with the hairy back and really long arms.

Hawt...are you seeing anyone?

 

[Mrtenant]

Hawt...are you seeing anyone?

I am, yes. Though, if yer nice, she might share.

 

[Cyberbella]

Two seconds! That's craftsmanship!

Not that 2 seconds is all that long. Don't get the wrong idea.......

Let’s face it it takes most men 2 seconds.
https://youtu.be/cNZCzH_AlQs

 

[Cyberbella]

I am, yes. Though, if yer nice, she might share.

Well crap, I don’t. Next.

 

[Mrtenant]

Well crap, I don’t. Next.

I wear a grill too....


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