Advice Needed

[impressive]

If your stuff didn't turn you on, then you'd have a problem.

What she said.

 

[Carnevil9]

Don't feel badly, WP. You are just getting the Newbie Hazing Procedure from the AH Sachems. They pretended to be mean to me, too, for awhile. But now they all realize that they love me, and always did.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

What she said.

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Luscious AV Imp...

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[impressive]

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Luscious AV Imp...

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[WritingProdigy]

Don't feel badly, WP. You are just getting the Newbie Hazing Procedure from the AH Sachems. They pretended to be mean to me, too, for awhile. But now they all realize that they love me, and always did.

Lol. I've been posting on internet forums for at least five to six years now, and every time there's somebody who makes the largest, wittiest attempt to drag me to the dirt for no reason whatsoever, and it's always tagged with a "what the hell are you looking for, dumbass" type of tone to it. I've heard it so much I'm amused. Back when I first started posting on forums, I'd get irritated; now, however, I find it so comical because there's so many people out there that has that kind of attitude in general towards new posters. I'm sure tickledkitty's more of a welcoming poster than (no sarcasm intended if you thought so) -- I'm not disagreeing with her about the "either relieve yourself or restrain yourself" statement, that's obvious. I've just been stating that my question has been left unanswered by her comical backspin attempt to question my own question.

I've concluded that, hell, I might as well try writing stories when I'm physically drained, because then I never get the urge to work one out.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Dreams of Polina

OMG! She knows!

Of course, your insult to Rob is that he'd let me look.

JBJ.... Remember when you asked me to tell me when you were being a sick fuck??? Well.... you are being one.

I am patient with you, brother..... your pathetic, simplistic horseshit reminds me of the damage done in our war. And so.... I occasionally resort to mere ridicule, which you rarely even understand... but now a simple apology would be appropriate.

But of course you won't. JB, seriously. You have a serious sociological problem. It is past time when you should deal with it.

I am sure Sarrahh would be more offended if she did not already fully appreciate how beautiful she is. As it is... I am sure she only feels the same degree of pity for you that I do....

And Rob? Well, as it happens, he KNOWS how gorgeous she looks like... both physically and spiritually..... Unlike you or even me, tho she has been my friend for years.

But you..... have only shown how truly ugly you are......

As noted above, I too have begun to realize how absurd your "history" plays....

You are, without a doubt, a pathetic little bureaucratic clerk whose only joy in life is to sling the poo you are infamous for.

Take your act elsewhere...... it is sad and embarassing. Your inability to string more than 2 sentances together without losing coherence is even more evidence of the absurdity of your pretending to be literate... let alone an author.

Really...... for all of our comrades we left behind..... get help. You owe them that much.

-KC

 

[Zeb_Carter]

To answer your question:

Yes when I write the erotic part of my stories I too get turned on. What do I do? I either A) continue to write the scene or B) take a break for awhile, sometimes days.

As I usually have several stories going at once I usually just move over to one of the others or as Sarahh suggested turn to editing the one I'm working on or one of the others.

You don't have to finish everything NOW, take your time, slow and easy - just like sex.

 

[WritingProdigy]

So, let the new guy in on everybody's hate for JBJ? Is everybody trading insults with him for the hell of it or is it all pure contempt for his Sarah remark on the first page?

To answer your question:

Yes when I write the erotic part of my stories I too get turned on. What do I do? I either A) continue to write the scene or B) take a break for awhile, sometimes days.

As I usually have several stories going at once I usually just move over to one of the others or as Sarahh suggested turn to editing the one I'm working on or one of the others.

You don't have to finish everything NOW, take your time, slow and easy - just like sex.

Thanks. I'll give some more tries a go later on.

 

[Carnevil9]

So, let the new guy in on everybody's hate for JBJ? Is everybody trading insults with him for the hell of it or is it all pure contempt for his Sarah remark on the first page?

It's because he doesn't kowtow to their dogma or acknowledge that this forum is their own private club. Don't stand too close to him!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

To JBJ:

Just so you know, you pathetic little troll, Sarahh is one of the most beautiful women you will never, ever, get to meet. She is beyond delightful to be around and is possibly on of the most intelligent people on Lit, which you're not.

An apology had better be forthcoming from your fat mouth.

You a pathetic little man who hasn't proven anything but that you can fling shit.

Go away and let us live our delusions in peace.

Dumbshit.

ETA:

WP it's because of the remark he made about Sarahh and he's a nobody, a pathetic little troll who lives under a bridge and tries to collect tolls from the people who have a life, which he despises.

 

[tickledkitty]

Again, thanks for attempting.

Next?

Oh, so I'm dismissed now? Listen, I'll give you a break since you're very young and you're a noob and all. Let me just say this is no way to enter a new forum. Considering your vast experience, you should know that.

Anyway, carry on. And good luck with your little...uh...problem.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Dreams of Polina

It's because he doesn't kowtow to their dogma or acknowledge that this forum is their own private club. Don't stand too close to him!

JBJ has NO dogma... He lacks even that consistency of the viciousness you vent here..... He is deserving only our sympathy for his shallow excuse he has for a life.

-KC

 

[freshface]

So, let the new guy in on everybody's hate for JBJ? Is everybody trading insults with him for the hell of it or is it all pure contempt for his Sarah remark on the first page?

If you hang around here long enough, you will see that JBJ frequently comes in with gratuitous insults about other posters. Problem is that I never see any attempts at humor in his posts. His goal seems to be to hurt others. Sort of like the little kid who throws stink bombs in a bid for attention. He's the only one I have on ignore, but people persist in quoting him. It does help remind me why I ignore him.

 

[WritingProdigy]

If you hang around here long enough, you will see that JBJ frequently comes in with gratuitous insults about other posters. Problem is that I never see any attempts at humor in his posts. His goal seems to be to hurt others. Sort of like the little kid who throws stink bombs in a bid for attention. He's the only one I have on ignore, but people persist in quoting him. It does help remind me why I ignore him.

Ah. I see. My presumption stands corrected, then. Thanks to you and Carnevil for elucidating that for me.

Oh, so I'm dismissed now? Listen, I'll give you a break since you're very young and you're a noob and all. Let me just say this is no way to enter a new forum. Considering your vast experience, you should know that.

Anyway, carry on. And good luck with your little...uh...problem.

Would you rather me say "Next?" or me write an unnecessarily colossal rant on somebody's hospitality (or lackthereof)?

"Next" IS a way to enter a forum, especially when you're avoiding an inane argument with somebody who's continuing to fight fire with fire. Then again, I don't know why I decided to concoct a retort to somebody who said "a noob and all" that's trying to impart 'advice.' Nonetheless, I love your wittiness.

(Oh, shit, I probably just instigated what I wanted to avoid with a comment that sounds more hypocritical than ever. Forget that.)

Thank you for touting me as very young. I like you and your "very mature" self (although I do hope you exemplify that mature self a little more in the future ), and all those who pay close attention to what somebody posts. I really do. The forum world needs more people who peruse what somebody writes.

 

[Varian P]

I'm a newbie to writing any kind of literotica. I've always wanted to get more into it, but I have a silly problem: In the midst of writing, I get a boner and can hardly contain myself from jacking off, because my mind becomes infiltrated with thoughts from my writing. I know, you can say "Well, why not jack off, then go back to writing?" I've tried that, but then the inspiration to write seems to go away. It's truly blocking my ability to continue writing what I started.

Does this happen to anybody else? How do you assuage the issue?

If I'm writing a sex scene, it's bound to get me aroused, and at times it's tough to resist sating the urge. Usually, I make a choice: give in and get off, and return to the scene another time, or force myself to carry on writing, and not reward myself with release until the scene is finished.

What keeps me inspired to keep writing, even if I satisfy the arousal, though, is writing stories that are about more than the sex. If the licking and sucking and thrusting were all my writing was about, I'd lose interest pretty quickly, as I would reading that sort of story. Once you're turned on enough to need to get off, what else is there to get out of it?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Oh, I forgot there is one other option you might try...start taking paxil then when you write you won't care about the action.

 

[gauchecritic]

or acknowledge that this forum is their own private club.

when did you get so uppity?


Hey prod, JBJ along with a few others are runouts from 'The Playground' or 'General Board' (GB) They couldn't hack the insult trade there and thought the 'AH' would be easier. It's not. Just more subtle. Problem is they don't understand subtle so folks here generally tend to ignore or rile them as is their wont.

The flame wars here tend to fizzle after a few posts, maybe sometimes a page or two and largely because the AHers are laughing too hard to type.

'Prodigy' there's a name that brings preconception with it. couldn't you fit 'precocious' in there too? (insert smiley of choice as levener)

 

[impressive]

'Prodigy' there's a name that brings preconception with it. couldn't you fit 'precocious' in there too? (insert smiley of choice as levener)

No comment, says impressive.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

WP

Sarah follows me around like a groupie. She swears she has me on ignore, but she doesnt. The girlie-men are twitterpated for her, and think they can make points with her, defending her honor; they wont, of course.

 

[WritingProdigy]

If I'm writing a sex scene, it's bound to get me aroused, and at times it's tough to resist sating the urge. Usually, I make a choice: give in and get off, and return to the scene another time, or force myself to carry on writing, and not reward myself with release until the scene is finished.

What keeps me inspired to keep writing, even if I satisfy the arousal, though, is writing stories that are about more than the sex. If the licking and sucking and thrusting were all my writing was about, I'd lose interest pretty quickly, as I would reading that sort of story. Once you're turned on enough to need to get off, what else is there to get out of it?

Good points, Varian. I've concluded that it's inevitable. Thanks.

The flame wars here tend to fizzle after a few posts, maybe sometimes a page or two and largely because the AHers are laughing too hard to type.

'Prodigy' there's a name that brings preconception with it. couldn't you fit 'precocious' in there too? (insert smiley of choice as levener)

The name may offend some people, as they'd form a mindset of, per se, "Hey, that ol' dumbass is calling himself a prodigy. He ain't nothin' special! His writing sucks!" But hey, I comprised the name last October, figuring I wouldn't be posting much at all here. I guess it will have to do, and may the excessive insults arise.

The flame wars on here seem pretty darn comical, nonetheless. I like how some of the posters here will write with a serious tone, but then, out of nowhere, bust out a slithering sarcastic term to bust on somebody, like many did in here to deign JBJ. I find it amusing to read. I'll be sure to stick around.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, that's great! Seriously, where in the hell do you guys find these women who are buckwild like that? The women that I've come into contact with over the past few years never want to get into any extremes.

You're one hilarious dude.

I have a lot of sisters and cousins (lol). They enjoy doing their part for the arts.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Dreams of Polina

WP

Sarah follows me around like a groupie. She swears she has me on ignore, but she doesnt. The girlie-men are twitterpated for her, and think they can make points with her, defending her honor; they wont, of course.

Stop it. You are embarassing yourself.

-KC

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

WP

They hate knowing I'm the patron saint of morons, thus their 'better.' They share a brain that they pass around, like the witches in MacBeth share an eye.

 

[cloudy]

Again, thanks for attempting.

Next?

Wow.....nice technique....dismiss someone that's more experienced than you are at writing out of hand, and then claim you know it all at the venerable age of twenty-two.

I'm impressed.

This should be fun.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You are a very bad boy, Freddie! How come you've never asked me for help?

"Help! Help! Please...help! Help!"

lol