Advice Needed

[Tricialen]

It's positively liberating.

Sweet Sarah....pay no attention to the idiot!.....you are a lovely sweet woman and he should be ashamed of himself....

 

[Kiele]

BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, that's great! Seriously, where in the hell do you guys find these women who are buckwild like that? The women that I've come into contact with over the past few years never want to get into any extremes.

It's from his imagination I think. Speaking for Boston women, none of us are servicing Bostonfictionwriter under his desk.

 

[Guest]

ROB

Sure! Like you have the cajones to rescue poor Sarah.

When I read your snits, why I get the vapors and feel faint.

Rob is a gentleman, a good friend, an intelligent and talented writer besides. I'm not even going to mention his cajones.

You offer none of those things, nor do you contribute in a positive way to this forum.

The books you read and the historical and political arguments you attempt show that you have, at best, a nodding acquaintance with history and merely a thin grasp of politics.

You say you write stories, but none are here, so the consensus around here is that you're lying about it - in essence, you're full of shit.

All of your "advice" is generally just nonsense, as you attempt to flame every thread and start arguments everywhere you go.

The only thing in which you excel is flinging the shit which fills your every pore.

Stick to that.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Monkeys/fling_poo_stand_clear_thumb.jpg

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

sticks & stones, SARAH

I dont see any lines formed to steal Rob away from you or anyone.

 

[impressive]

I'm a newbie to writing any kind of literotica. I've always wanted to get more into it, but I have a silly problem: In the midst of writing, I get a boner and can hardly contain myself from jacking off, because my mind becomes infiltrated with thoughts from my writing. I know, you can say "Well, why not jack off, then go back to writing?" I've tried that, but then the inspiration to write seems to go away. It's truly blocking my ability to continue writing what I started.

Does this happen to anybody else? How do you assuage the issue?

I don't understand why this is a problem.

 

[Tricialen]

sticks & stones, SARAH

I dont see any lines formed to steal Rob away from you or anyone.

Rob is a sweet man.... a man any woman would be proud to be with, while I don't know you, you don't seem to be very nice....maybe you should work on that....

 

[rgraham666]

Rob is a sweet man.... a man any woman would be proud to be with, while I don't know you, you don't seem to be very nice....maybe you should work on that....

Thanks Trish.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

TRICIALEN

Rob has lace on his shorts.

 

[TxRad]

I don't understand why this is a problem.

My thoughts exactly. If my fantasies didn't turn me on, then I'd worry.

 

[Tricialen]

Thanks Trish.

You are quite welcome.....you are a very sweet man....

 

[Tricialen]

TRICIALEN

Rob has lace on his shorts.

It begs to wonder how you would know? Umm maybe you lust for him yourself?

 

[Boxlicker101]

This is somewhat off the main thrust of the subject, but I would suggest you avoid saying "boner" unless you are referring to a mistake. This is a little boy's word. Say erection or hardon, or refer to somebody's proud, young manhood or other colorful phrase.

By the way, welcome to Literotica and to the AH in particular. It's a nice place to hang out when you are trying to goof off and not write.

 

[rgraham666]

TRICIALEN

Rob has lace on his shorts.

Oh God! A touch, I do confess it!

I fear I breathe my last.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

OMG! She knows!

Of course, your insult to Rob is that he'd let me look.

 

[Tricialen]

OMG! She knows!

Of course, your insult to Rob is that he'd let me look.

I insult no one.... Rob knows exactly how I feel about him....you on the other hand.....need to find a hobby or maybe your manners? There is never a good reason to deliberately set out to hurt someone else for your own pleasure.....you must be a very lonely person....sigh....you have my pity.....

 

[TxRad]

I insult no one.... Rob knows exactly how I feel about him....you on the other hand.....need to find a hobby or maybe your manners? There is never a good reason to deliberately set out to hurt someone else for your own pleasure.....you must be a very lonely person....sigh....you have my pity.....

You're wasting your breath. His only reason for existing is to cause hate and discontent. Pity is beyond him in so many ways. It's an emotion that is based in human feelings and he's way past that.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Writing is very arousing, especially if the subject matter fits right into your special erotic joys. Ahem.

What is not arousing?

Editing.

If you get too turned on to continue, just stop and take care of matters, then get back to writing.

Or stop and edit. That's a surefire arousal damper for me.

With me, it's just the opposite. When I'm writing, I'm constructing sentences and paragraphs, but am concentrating too much on them to get an overall view. Sort of like seeing the trees instead of the forest. While I am editing, among other things, I am watching for how the paragraphs hang together, and can see the whole picture. If I get aroused then, I feel good, because others will also.

 

[Tricialen]

You're wasting your breath. His only reason for existing is to cause hate and discontent. Pity is beyond him in so many ways. It's an emotion that is based in human feelings and he's way past that.

I know that you are right....but damn it....what a waste.....

 

[Carnevil9]

I think it's safe to say that this thread has Jumped the Shark. I hope WritingProdigy got the advice he needed.......Carney

 

[tickledkitty]

I think it's safe to say that this thread has Jumped the Shark. I hope WritingProdigy got the advice he needed.......Carney

What advice is there to give? Either you resist getting off and keep writing, or you get yourself off and force yourself to coninue writing...or not. There it is.

 

[gauchecritic]

Keep a picture of Molly Yard or Barbra Streisand or Rosie O'Donnell or some other thoroughly unappetizing looking woman pinned up over your computer. Glance at it periodically as a boner-killer.

Good luck!.......Carney

or you could develop taste and decide for yourself who is attractive rather than what the media want you to think.

 

[WritingProdigy]

Whoa. Didn't intend for this thread to become a flamefest of any sort. I thought the James guy was only being overzealous in blatantly insulting humor in the post that's hot on everybody's minds. What am I missing? It's a shame that this thread was derailed the way it was.

I don't understand why this is a problem.

It's a problem because eventually I am unable to continue writing, and if I try I become inept, only wanting to jack off. And when I want to return, my inspiration has been defaced.

I'm only wondering if there's a way to at least 'tame IT down' a bit.

What advice is there to give? Either you resist getting off and keep writing, or you get yourself off and force yourself to coninue writing...or not. There it is.

Clearly you missed the point, but whatever the case, thanks for attempting.

 

[TxRad]

Whoa. Didn't intend for this thread to become a flamefest of any sort. I thought the James guy was only being overzealous in blatantly insulting humor in the post that's hot on everybody's minds. What am I missing? It's a shame that this thread was derailed the way it was.


It's a problem because eventually I am unable to continue writing, and if I try I become inept, only wanting to jack off. And when I want to return, my inspiration has been defaced.

I'm only wondering if there's a way to at least 'tame IT down' a bit.


Clearly you missed the point, but whatever the case, thanks for attempting.

Take a break before you get to the point of no return as it were. Take a cold shower. Plan ahead,

 

[tickledkitty]

Whoa. Didn't intend for this thread to become a flamefest of any sort. I thought the James guy was only being overzealous in blatantly insulting humor in the post that's hot on everybody's minds. What am I missing? It's a shame that this thread was derailed the way it was.


It's a problem because eventually I am unable to continue writing, and if I try I become inept, only wanting to jack off. And when I want to return, my inspiration has been defaced.

I'm only wondering if there's a way to at least 'tame IT down' a bit.


Clearly you missed the point, but whatever the case, thanks for attempting.

Right, because your point is so complicated, right? I geddit, dude. I write porn too. What are you looking for, some kind of magic cure? If your stuff didn't turn you on, then you'd have a problem.

 

[WritingProdigy]

Right, because your point is so complicated, right? I geddit, dude. I write porn too. What are you looking for, some kind of magic cure? If your stuff didn't turn you on, then you'd have a problem.

Again, thanks for attempting.

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