Advice needed, I have a Lit Date tonight

[LusterMunky]

Not sure what to do, a bit nervous. I guess I could take her to the Blurt thread and we could Blurt at each other all night, but that doesn't sound all that romantic. If we go to one of the Above You or Below Me threads she's so damn hawt I'll get left in the dust, kinda like Brad Pitt cutting in at the prom.

Any miniature golf or bowling or ice cream threads . . . sorry long story but my question mark doesn't work, which could pose all sorts of problems when I ask her if I can kiss her.

Maybe the What Music Are You Listening To thread where we could dance and I could cop a feel. She has fantastic boobies.

Suggestions pls.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Not sure what to do, a bit nervous. I guess I could take her to the Blurt thread and we could Blurt at each other all night, but that doesn't sound all that romantic. If we go to one of the Above You or Below Me threads she's so damn hawt I'll get left in the dust, kinda like Brad Pitt cutting in at the prom.

Any miniature golf or bowling or ice cream threads . . . sorry long story but my question mark doesn't work, which could pose all sorts of problems when I ask her if I can kiss her.

Maybe the What Music Are You Listening To thread where we could dance and I could cop a feel. She has fantastic boobies.

Suggestions pls.

We need more info...who is the date with......Is it black tie or?...

 

[GiggLeGasm]

We need more info...who is the date with......Is it black tie or?...

I really think a first date is a little early to whip out the ties..

Couldn't you go to the Eucalyptus Tree? I hear they have excellent cuisine.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

I really think a first date is a little early to whip out the ties..

Couldn't you go to the Eucalyptus Tree? I hear they have excellent cuisine.

Or they could go to the Fuck Me Like This thread and compare notes....

 

[LusterMunky]

We need more info...who is the date with......Is it black tie or?...

Who . . . you sure are nosy for a Sweet Person
Attire . . . red fur and tails for me. We'll have to wait until SHE shows up to see what she is wearing.

I really think a first date is a little early to whip out the ties..

Couldn't you go to the Eucalyptus Tree? I hear they have excellent cuisine.

Hadn't heard of the Eucalyptus tree, GiggleButt. Is that the one in the seamy back alleys of Lit, just past the Dribbling Chin Saloon.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Who . . . you sure are nosy for a Sweet Person
Attire . . . red fur and tails for me. We'll have to wait until SHE shows up to see what she is wearing.



Hadn't heard of the Eucalyptus tree, GiggleButt. Is that the one in the seamy back alleys of Lit, just past the Dribbling Chin Saloon.

Awwww...I'm not nosey...I am just a sap for romance...

Red fur and tails...very handsome...

 

[LusterMunky]

Awwww...I'm not nosey...I am just a sap for romance...

Red fur and tails...very handsome...

Yes, but I'm beginning to think I may have gotten stood up. A lot of pressure out there opposed to dating outside one's species.

Now, what am I gonna do with this basket of fresh euchre I got for her.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Yes, but I'm beginning to think I may have gotten stood up. A lot of pressure out there opposed to dating outside one's species.

Now, what am I gonna do with this basket of fresh euchre I got for her.

What is euchre?...isn't it a card game?...

 

[GiggLeGasm]

fresh euchre? I didn't realize you were hoping for true love!

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I really think a first date is a little early to whip out the ties..

Couldn't you go to the Eucalyptus Tree? I hear they have excellent cuisine.

So if not dressing up I see Denny's is out of the question

 

[LusterMunky]

What is euchre?...isn't it a card game?...

Sweet Cashmere can I borrow your question mark for the night ... insert question mark . . . my doesn't work, Mexican keyboard. I may need to ask HER some intimate questions tonight, such as her thoughts on rutabagas.

 

[Edensgarden]

Not sure what to do, a bit nervous. I guess I could take her to the Blurt thread and we could Blurt at each other all night, but that doesn't sound all that romantic. If we go to one of the Above You or Below Me threads she's so damn hawt I'll get left in the dust, kinda like Brad Pitt cutting in at the prom.

Any miniature golf or bowling or ice cream threads . . . sorry long story but my question mark doesn't work, which could pose all sorts of problems when I ask her if I can kiss her.

Maybe the What Music Are You Listening To thread where we could dance and I could cop a feel. She has fantastic boobies.

Suggestions pls.

I'm for keeping things local and hanging out in The Playground.

Maybe start out in the 3 Things You Don't Know About Me thread. Great way to get the conversation going and lead to some sexy talk.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm for keeping things local and hanging out in The Playground.

so.. if this chick isn't even coming.. can't we just get a bigger table and join in?

(Denny's kiddo? ) we need someplace with tablecloths.. if yanno what I'm sayin

 

[BlackCashmere]

Sweet Cashmere can I borrow your question mark for the night ... insert question mark . . . my doesn't work, Mexican keyboard. I may need to ask HER some intimate questions tonight, such as her thoughts on rutabagas.

Sure dear...you can have my question mark... and I am gifting you a bottle of Guerlains Vetiver...you will smell Divine...Have a beautiful night...and I am hoping to hear beautiful news...

 

[LusterMunky]

Maybe start out in the 3 Things You Don't Know About Me thread.

We have already done that on a pre date, but thank you.

HER responses were

1. ICKY POO

2. GAG ME WITH A SPOON.

3. CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE


Perhaps I've been overly optimistic about her showing up for our date tonight.

 

[Thandi]

*Breathlessly flying through the door*
I'm so sorry I'm late! My hairbrush got stuck in my curls, my cats tried to help but having no thumbs only made it worse!

 

[LusterMunky]

*Breathlessly flying through the door*
I'm so sorry I'm late! My hairbrush got stuck in my curls, my cats tried to help but having no thumbs only made it worse!

There you are!!

I don't think anyone really thought I could get a date. But now that I learn you have no thumbs . . . well, ya still have boobies.

 

[Thandi]

There you are!!

I don't think anyone really thought I could get a date. But now that I learn you have no thumbs . . . well, ya still have boobies.

Well that's why I am the cat ambassador, I can relate to them having no thumbs!
You look very handsome tonight Munkyman!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

just a heads up.. for you time spent together..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y_-vsHvPBE

 

[justuandmekiddo]

so.. if this chick isn't even coming.. can't we just get a bigger table and join in?

(Denny's kiddo? ) we need someplace with tablecloths.. if yanno what I'm sayin

You are a messy eater?

 

[LusterMunky]

You look very handsome tonight Munkyman!

You are looking stunning your own self, you skinny ass narcissistic exhibitionist perv.

 

[Thandi]

You are looking stunning your own self, you skinny ass narcissistic exhibitionist perv.

You have such a lovely way with words!
Is that corsage for me?

 

[LusterMunky]

Is that corsage for me?

IT IS! And I've worked up enough courage to actually pin it on your boo...booo... breast. Fuck, just have your mommy or your daddy or your sister pin it on, I'm all ascared to get close to your booo... boooob...breasts.

 

[Thandi]

Hmmm, sure can hear the crickets on this date.

 

[imrhapsody]

Try the say something nice to the person above you thread! That or the you are beautiful thread. Those are the best ones for first date.