Advice from those Wiser than me??

[Wings]

Is this a how long diddling contest or a how many times?

I get the feeling this contest isn't well thought out but I think we can figure something out.

 

[blobfish]

Is this a how long diddling contest or a how many times?

If it's how many times, the men will win. Women's post-pubescent lives are just one long wank. There's no end until death or arthritis.

 

[Aquagal]

Men can NOT outwank women in times cummed.

My primary source of wank fodder is not around.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I get the feeling this contest isn't well thought out but I think we can figure something out.

I'm sure you'll put your finger on the main issue pretty soon.

ba-dum-tsssh!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fwboyM8T1qlmakwo1_500.gif

 

[Tryharder62]

That's not fair, because women could just masturbate constantly with no recovery time.

Not if they do it right. It wipes you out!

 

[Saint Peter]

You have no idea the amount of time and energy I have spent thinking about this contest!!

 

[Wings]

I'm sure you'll put your finger on the main issue pretty soon.

ba-dum-tsssh!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fwboyM8T1qlmakwo1_500.gif

I'd like to put my finger on his main issue, I'll tell you that much.


Also, as I just went to a sex toy party last night I'd say that I'm well stocked for this rumble.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am wearing my crotchless bunny suit.


You fuckers are fucked.

 

[Wings]

Pffffffffffffffffft, come back to this dance when you've graduated to the gorilla suit.


N00b.

 

[Tryharder62]

Pffffffffffffffffft, come back to this dance when you've graduated to the gorilla suit.


N00b.

I'm already one up on ya!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'd like to put my finger on his main issue, I'll tell you that much.


Also, as I just went to a sex toy party last night I'd say that I'm well stocked for this rumble.

Is that the party you were talking about where all the other women were giggling every time the word "clitoris" was mentioned? You shoulda took control of that gig and taught 'em a few things to make 'em less schoolgirly.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n868Ewje1r70n32.gif

 

[Saint Peter]

My bunny suit is twice as cool as your new purple silicone cock.


Except for the beer smell. And the hassle of cleaning it at the car wash.

 

[Saint Peter]

:carrot:

 

[glynndah]

I am wearing my crotchless bunny suit.


You fuckers are fucked.

I do believe the proper response is "Pictures or it didn't happen".

 

[Aquagal]

Toys? Costumes? All I've got handy are my two hands.

 

[Wings]

Is that the party you were talking about where all the other women were giggling every time the word "clitoris" was mentioned? You shoulda took control of that gig and taught 'em a few things to make 'em less schoolgirly.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n868Ewje1r70n32.gif

A few more Prince .gifs and I'll be there without the buzzing. And yes, same party, so silly and I did get to say things like "anal sex is fantastic" and "nothing substitutes a talented tongue".

My bunny suit is twice as cool as your new purple silicone cock.


Except for the beer smell. And the hassle of cleaning it at the car wash.

Why does my new purple cock smell like beer?

 

[neci]

good lord.

advice - counseling

or a purple bunny and beer.

crazy fuckers.

 

[Aquagal]

A few more Prince .gifs and I'll be there without the buzzing. And yes, same party, so silly and I did get to say things like "anal sex is fantastic" and "nothing substitutes a talented tongue".



Why does my new purple cock smell like beer?

Please don't say you have a yeast infection.

 

[Wings]

Please don't say you have a yeast infection.

hahaha, no!

 

[fgarvb1]

Let me give you some advice I paid hundreds of dollars for from a professional counselor about when enough is enough.

"When you have had enough, you will do something about it."


Only thing the SOB ever did tell me.
He could have saved me many hours and money and lots of heartache if he had just said That at the very first.

 

[Saint Peter]

Why does my new purple cock smell like beer?

Lube.

 

[blobfish]

Women are attracted to Prince?