Advice from those Wiser than me??

[Saint Peter]

Hold on.


This is a porn board?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Hold on.


This is a porn board?

that's what they all say around here.

 

[Wings]

No, adult board.

 

[Saint Peter]

Oh.


Where are the adults?

 

[Wings]

I keep waiting for them to show up and so far, futile.

However, I do diddle a lot.

 

[Saint Peter]

A lot?

How much?

More than me?

 

[Wings]

Probably?

 

[Saint Peter]

Is that a challenge??

 

[Wings]

Yes, yes I think it is.


?

 

[Aquagal]

Diddling contest?

 

[Saint Peter]

Heads or tails?

 

[Saint Peter]

Diddling contest?

Yes.

You want in?

 

[blobfish]

That's not fair, because women could just masturbate constantly with no recovery time.

 

[Wings]

Shut up about fair, now it's two girls against one guy.


Girl power! Diddle power!

 

[Wings]

Wait, how would I diddle with my head? That makes no sense.

 

[Saint Peter]

No. My head.


Heads or tails?

 

[blobfish]

Now it's really unfair. It would take the participation of a male with absolutely no semblance of a social life for the men to win.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

There are two ways to change other people, shoot them dead or change yourself.

 

[blobfish]

There are two ways to change other people, shoot them dead or change yourself.

That makes no sense, old fuck.

 

[curvyjae]

shoot or change

Id prefer to shoot and then change. Takes care of all issue.

I am a lot smarter than I appear, people make bad choices, as is clearly evident all over this board.

 

[Tryharder62]

I don't know, obviously, how you discovered the General Board...

...but you probably couldn't have come to a better place to get matrimony advice than here, where virtually every female poster is old, divorced, or a used-up unwed, single, government-assisted mother (most with multiple kids), who still lugs her tons of heavy emotional baggage gleefully into almost every post.

You'll likely friend faster here if you maintain you were once infamously raped as a teenager by "dark" men, believe the individual life growing inside a woman from conception is nothing more than a blob of meaningless cells ripe for vacuuming, and be close to the GB female poster average weight of 237 lbs...

...I, for one, look forward to reading more of your sad, pathetic "story".

Welcome to the GB...

...where one side of a story is all that's ever needed.

Who does he think he is? I am an old married woman who isn't getting any. I work. I was molested but the person wasn't dark. And I am in no way going to tell anybody my weight. Do we have to weigh in????

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[Aquagal]

Is this a how long diddling contest or a how many times?

 

[Aquagal]

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Are you Catholic?

 

[Saint Peter]

Id prefer to shoot and then change. Takes care of all issue.

I am a lot smarter than I appear, people make bad choices, as is clearly evident all over this board.

Start diddling!

 

[Saint Peter]

Is this a how long diddling contest or a how many times?

Proof of the diddle.