Advice for Luk on purchasing and maintaining vehicles..

[Que]

Yep! And my shoe game is on point.

You financing your sneakerhead jones too??

 

[von_Bismarck]

Naw girl, this ain't 'bout his ug-mug. This be about me getting some heavy-D 'bout payin' down debt and shoe shoppin'

...perhaps to differentiate, I shoulda voiced it as Kantari:

"Girrrrl let's talk Manolo and Jimmy. . ."

...or maybe Dave Ramsey:

"Better 'n ah deserve!"

Have you considered returning to psychotherapy?

 

[Luk]

This be about me getting some heavy-D

Have you considered returning to psychotherapy?

Hush. He's trying to get some heavy-D.

 

[thør]

?

You can't put a remote start on a manual.

Unless you have a robot foot to engage the clutch.

Not really true.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Hush. He's trying to get some heavy-D.

Apparently, he's graduated from meth to heroin.

He must be working double shifts for Amazon delivery to pay for his habit.

 

[doowdniw]

Not really true.

clutch lockout bypass basically requires a couple of alligator clips and a piece of wire.

 

[Hal9000_]

Not really true.

Hmm... There's always a way.

 

[thør]

Hmm... There's always a way.

And, you can get it professionally installed, too.

 

[Hal9000_]

clutch lockout bypass basically requires a couple of alligator clips and a piece of wire.

On a manual transmission.

lol

The clutch pedal is fly by wire.

 

[Hal9000_]

And, you can get it professionally installed, too.

Duh.

just make sure she's in neutral.

 

[doowdniw]

Duh.

just make sure she's in neutral.

On a standard, good practice would be to do that before the key is even in the ignition

 

[thør]

When it's really cold, be sure to engage the clutch before starting. That 80/90 wt in the tranny can be pretty stiff at -30°F or so.

 

[Hal9000_]

When it's really cold, be sure to engage the clutch before starting. That 80/90 wt in the tranny can be pretty stiff at -30°F or so.

On a diesel?

 

[thør]

On a diesel?

On mine.

Then, pop the transfer into neutral and set the e-brake. After the engine finally get smooth, put the tranny in 1st and let the tranny warm up.

 

[Que]

Especially with fleet considerations, use GasBuddy. I don't but I'm should I wouldn't be surprised if I could save five hundred to a thousand a year that way.

 

[Que]

Oh, dear:

. . . I drive a luxury sedan . . .

Hopefully this is just needless posturing as he tries to fabricate a replacement facade for his exposed online-persona, but given his previous poor choices in his quest to keep up with the josés, I could see him actually trading in that base-model Sorrento with the off-gassing vinyl seats the "hot chick" he rents on payday weekends was complaining about.

So what do we think, did Luk actually trade it in on an Optima already, or is he just puffing his economic status again?

 

[von_Bismarck]

Oh, dear:



Hopefully this is just needless posturing as he tries to fabricate a replacement facade for his exposed online-persona, but given his previous poor choices in his quest to keep up with the josés, I could see him actually trading in that base-model Sorrento with the off-gassing vinyl seats the "hot chick" he rents on payday weekends was complaining about.

So what do we think, did Luk actually trade it in on an Optima already, or is he just puffing his economic status again?

Have you considered getting a different hobby?

 

[Luk]

Have you considered getting a different hobby?

All of Tweak's shitpistss towards other posters are born of jealousy. You would think someone as defeated as him and pushing 60 would have accepted his place in life by now.

 

[Que]

What sort of vinyl-clad imaginary "luxury vehicle" am I supposed to be jealous*<sic> of this time?

*I think you mean envy.

 

[Luk]

What sort of vinyl-clad imaginary "luxury vehicle" am I supposed to be jealous*<sic> of this time?

*I think you nean envy.

Sleep it off, Tweak. I definitely didn't nean <sic> envy.

 

[Que]

Sleep it off, Tweak. I definitely didn't nean <sic> envy.

Educate yourself:
https://www.diffen.com/difference/Envy_vs_Jealousy

Meaner, meaner, meaner!

 

[von_Bismarck]

It's always amusing when Tweak pontificates about definitions.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jealous

 

[Luk]

If you switch "her" to "him" in the Example line it totally sums you up on both columns.

 

[Que]

If you switch "her" to "him" in the Example line it totally sums you up on both columns.

I see.

So you are saying that I am jealous that you may come and take away what *I* have.

I was under the impression that you meant I was envious of *your* imaginary life.

 

[Luk]

I see.

So you are saying that I am jealous that you may come and take away what *I* have.

I was under the impression that you meant I was envious of *your* imaginary life.

Try again. I can t y p e it s l o w e r if you'd like.