absolutely too funny

[Texan]

I have never started a thread before, but this is just too funny.

Over on the Lit Personals Board, there is a thread called "

"HOTTT 19yr old newly deflowered virgin seeks men and women...." by "GotFuzzyZebraThong"

The thread was started on February 11. The girl who started the thread only posted three messages on the first day, and has not posted since. In one of "GotFuzzyZebraThong's" posts, she said that she has pictures for anyone who asks.

Since then, the thread has received 223 posts from guys asking for pics, and 21,472 views. A few days ago, MysteryJK and I both posted messages telling people to look at the dates of the original posts, and STOP posting since the girl obviously wasn't still around.... but the posts and request for pics keep coming.

Amazing..... and so funny......

 

[cymbidia]

Cruise those personals a lot looking for virgins to deflower, do you, Texan?

 

[Texan]

hahahaha

Cruise those personals a lot looking for virgins to deflower, do you, Texan?

Actually, when I log on.... I do a "search" for the threads that I have posted to, so I can see what was written in those threads since I was last online. Because I posted a message telling people to look at the dates of the original post... That thread keeps coming up in my search results....

But hey.... any personal add that gets over 21K views must be interesting.... worth checking out if you want to know how to compose a pesonal add....

 

[Texan]

by the way...cymbidia.... do you know any virgins that need deflowering........

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Re: hahahaha

Actually, when I log on.... I do a "search" for the threads that I have posted to, so I can see what was written in those threads since I was last online. Because I posted a message telling people to look at the dates of the original post... That thread keeps coming up in my search results....

But hey.... any personal add that gets over 21K views must be interesting.... worth checking out if you want to know how to compose a pesonal add....

Come on, Texan, admit it!!! We all look at them. I check it out. You are right, that has gotten a lot of attention, very very funny. A newly deflowered virgin gets lots of attention.

 

[Texan]

Re: Re: hahahaha

Come on, Texan, admit it!!! We all look at them. I check it out. You are right, that has gotten a lot of attention, very very funny. A newly deflowered virgin gets lots of attention.

hahaha..... unusuallyconfused..... I admit it.... I look at the personals...... but so far, I haven't seen any women looking for a middleaged married man with four sons.

But hey..... I can keep looking.....

 

[lavender]

 

[MysteryJKR]

I know I sure aint looking for no deflowring. hehe. I need deflowerin myself someday.

But I checked the personals and made the comments like Texan said that was the first time I saw that thread. I dont go in the personals much only when i wanna tell someone to shut up. But that one is funny. the only time the girl posted, (if she is even real) was the first couple days. Then it went on forever and is still going even though its been months, she aint around. and it has had me and Texan post in there saying stop stop stop!!! its hilarious.

 

[YoungGun69]

Im thinking that post is a scam to get email adresses to spam them with porn offers.

 

[cymbidia]

There're definitely no virgins in need of defloration in my immediate vicinity, Texan.

And, in total complete honesty, i never ever went into the personals until just this morning, and then it was just to see the poll WD has going on there. Heck, with my dry spell, i might need to rewrite it for my side of the handcuffs, see if i can dig up any willing, experienced, creative Doms in my area...

 

[Morden]

<chuckles>

"I think any personal add placed on that board by anythign resembling a woman in need gets spammed. Its quite amusing."

 

[Elegance]

Looking for ...

a middle aged, married man with four sons ... preferably a handsome Texan.

Oh! this isn't the classified ad place, is it?

~winks~

 

[Texan]

Re: Looking for ...

a middle aged, married man with four sons ... preferably a handsome Texan.

Oh! this isn't the classified ad place, is it?

~winks~

hahaha..... Elegance..... you didn't just post an add over on the personals board under the name of icegirl.. did you...???...


and lavender.... somehow.... I think people over on Lit Personals think "GotFuzzyZebraThong" is really you.....

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Re: Re: Looking for ...

hahaha..... Elegance..... you didn't just post an add over on the personals board under the name of icegirl.. did you...???...


and lavender.... somehow.... I think people over on Lit Personals think "GotFuzzyZebraThong" is really you.....

Nothing there about a middle aged women with five kids either. Not that I'm looking, or anything..........

 

[Samuari]

or just shy of 50

with four daughters, two dogs, and two shubunkin, and a very understanding wife of 26 years, who loves me anyway (still trying to figger that out).

 

[Guest]

Amazing?

No.

Funny?

Sure.

I've seen it all back when I was a Mod for the Personals board. Many times I would peek my head into a thread to tell cyber jack off men that the last post by the female they are hounding was several months ago, etc. When there is a thread in the personals that mentions a YOUNG female and/or pics, men will be responding to it until someone gives them a slap of reality to the face. That's just how it is.

 

[Elegance]

That makes two ...

hahaha..... Elegance..... you didn't just post an add over on the personals board under the name of icegirl.. did you...???...

No, Texan ... that wasn't me.

I'm much warmer than she is *S*

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: Looking for ...

 

[LordMagicMan]

Interesting I suppose. I feel less intelligent everytime I even peak into the personals section.

 

[ranajja]

Re: Re: Re: hahahaha

but so far, I haven't seen any women looking for a middleaged married man with four sons...

I dunno, I thought Ben Cartwright was down-right precious!

 

[p_p_man]

You mean...

<chuckles>

"I think any personal add placed on that board by anythign resembling a woman in need gets spammed. Its quite amusing."

I'm not the only one who answers those ads...


**sobs**

 

[Willing and Unsure]

originally posted by Morden
"I think any personal add placed on that board by anythign resembling a woman in need gets spammed. Its quite amusing."

hey... i posted my own personal once.. just to see what responses i would get... and i didnt get spammed

 

[p_p_man]

Hmmm! Interesting...

hey... i posted my own personal once.. just to see what responses i would get... and i didnt get spammed

tell me...what exactly did you say?...

 

[Willing and Unsure]

p_p_man

this is what it said....

"looking for a guy..

in particular a strong, healthy guy that would like to make a young female feel really good

if anyone would like to know more about me... just ask"

 

[Angelus]

I used to look in the personals... some of the threads that I saw were really interesting although I don't need to go there anymore, no need to.