ABSnapped! Ransom thread

ABSTRUSE said:
I knew you would come through for me!!!

Ha!, little do they know....I have low friends in high places.....okay,just a crazy Texan.
:cool:
I'm bringing that leather jacket you always wanted, so do try and hop on in time.
 
Hey Sis
I brought you some M&M's with peanuts, your smokes, and a bottle of sour mash from the bar.

Sorry but you used all the money buying the chocolate you wanted last month. :(
(and you already ate :confused: )

I do hope it will keep you until you get ransomed.

Hugo
 
lucky-E-leven said:
:cool:
I'm bringing that leather jacket you always wanted, so do try and hop on in time.


Come on Darling... you know you want me more than you want her....
 
I need to use the ladies room.


Lucky, swing by the john, I'm going out the window.
 
Nirvanadragones said:
Come on Darling... you know you want me more than you want her....
I've already got all the woman I can handle, sweetie.

Besides, Abs and I have a Thelma & Louise pact. :kiss:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I need to use the ladies room.


Lucky, swing by the john, I'm going out the window.
I'm there... *rumble, rumble, roar*

You do love glasspacks, don't you?
 
No, Abs. The song goes, She came IN through the bathroom window. Please don't make me have to tell you again.

I already posted this at the hangout. Thought about coming up with something original. But then remembered I haven't done that in over four years at the AH, so here's a repost.

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So, uh, how much does it take to ransom someone who is queer? What if they're bi, or just a little odd? Just curious.

Oh, by the way, you know the drill. Give us each a hundred tongue licks and we'll consider taking her back.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I need to use the ladies room.


Lucky, swing by the john, I'm going out the window.
Sorry :eek:
You bought booze with the money to fix the toilet. No go I am afraid.

Hugo
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I've already got all the woman I can handle, sweetie.

Besides, Abs and I have a Thelma & Louise pact. :kiss:
Yes we do. Save me!!!!


I'm calling Amnesty international....I have rights!!!
 
Just wanted to let you know... i'm wired. i have a cell phone and tape recorder.

She must wear pink.

:devil:
 
Nirvanadragones said:
ok this is where we tie you up. Now you're not going anywhere Baby
Hey, Abs, you might want to rethink hauling ass. Being tied up spells much pleasure...
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I'm there... *rumble, rumble, roar*

You do love glasspacks, don't you?
What? I can't hear you there is some idiot outside making noise.
 
entitled said:
Just wanted to let you know... i'm wired. i have a cell phone and tape recorder.

She must wear pink.



:devil:

I love you too.... Did you bring clothes for her?
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Hey, Abs, you might want to rethink hauling ass. Being tied up spells much pleasure...
Do you want these people touching you??.....wait, don't answer that.
 
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