Abs for Popess

[LadyJeanne]

hmmmmm.. gotta think about this then....

more info required before I decide.. you do blow em out doncha?

Yes, after the tip is burned black and then the smoke starts billowing out as the wand burns down to nothing.

 

[dreampilot79]

Yes, after the tip is burned black and then the smoke starts billowing out as the wand burns down to nothing.

hmmmmmm.... how bout if we have the incense wands.. and the special holy wand?.... no flame on the holy wand... see it's already holy.. got a hole in the end and everything!!!!

 

[CharleyH]

I know the Cardinals, or at least Catholics, are supposed to make the decision, but there's no reason we can't send some write-in candidates to get them thinking.

Will that be pronounced Poop-ess? Then she's got my vote!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

hmmmmmm.... how bout if we have the incense wands.. and the special holy wand?.... no flame on the holy wand... see it's already holy.. got a hole in the end and everything!!!!

I hate to tell you, Dreampilot, but you seem to be asking to take the place of the Aspergillum.

Now, if you would like Her Holiness, Pope Abstruse I to appoint you that position, this can be done for a small donation. You may then look forward to the feel of Her Holiness' finger's clutching your Aspergillum substitute, and shaking Holy Water out through the opening, to sprinkle onto the congregation.

Actually, as I look over the duties of the Aspergillum, I am affraid that we will not be able to accept any donation that could be characterized as "small."

 

[Dar~]

Does abs have a position available for aimless mutterings?

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

I nominate Joe W. and amicus to be food tasters.

If we're going to bring back the Renessaince, we're going to have to take the proper precautions.

As evidenced by my not joining in, I'd rather just be left out of this, thank you.

 

[Guest]

Will that be pronounced Poop-ess? Then she's got my vote!

She's got mine, too, but I ain't shoveling her shit.

 

[dreampilot79]

I hate to tell you, Dreampilot, but you seem to be asking to take the place of the Aspergillum.

Now, if you would like Her Holiness, Pope Abstruse I to appoint you that position, this can be done for a small donation. You may then look forward to the feel of Her Holiness' finger's clutching your Aspergillum substitute, and shaking Holy Water out through the opening, to sprinkle onto the congregation.

Actually, as I look over the duties of the Aspergillum, I am affraid that we will not be able to accept any donation that could be characterized as "small."

Must I in that case get out the tape measure... hmmmm how many inches is small anyway?

 

[Guest]

Okie... just for the record... In PM, Abs offered me position of Archbishop, but I said, "Pfft, I thought at least Cardinal." She told me I have to sleep my way up.

Fine by me. Where do I start?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okie... just for the record... In PM, Abs offered me position of Archbishop, but I said, "Pfft, I thought at least Cardinal." She told me I have to sleep my way up.

Fine by me. Where do I start?

Shoveling my shit first smart ass.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Okie... just for the record... In PM, Abs offered me position of Archbishop, but I said, "Pfft, I thought at least Cardinal." She told me I have to sleep my way up.

Fine by me. Where do I start?

With the new driver of the pimped up Popemobile.

 

[Guest]

Shoveling my shit first smart ass.

With the new driver of the pimped up Popemobile.

Hmmm, decisions, decisions...

No contest, shag the Duck it is!

What happens if I defy you, your Holiness?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hmmm, decisions, decisions...

No contest, shag the Duck it is!

What happens if I defy you, your Holiness?

Probably nothing, I have short term memory problems. Just use a Holy Condom please....and that's HOLY not HOLEY.

 

[dreampilot79]

damn.. can I start at parish priest and sleep my way up too?

 

[Guest]

Probably nothing, I have short term memory problems. Just use a Holy Condom please....and that's HOLY not HOLEY.

May I kiss your ring?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

damn.. can I start at parish priest and sleep my way up too?

See the Archbishop of England for details.

 

[Guest]

See the Archbishop of England for details.

Blimey, delegating now, are we?

Ok, I can handle this.

Dreampilot... yer in!

 

[dreampilot79]

See the Archbishop of England for details.

but I was hoping to start my sleeping at the top!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Blimey, delegating now, are we?

Ok, I can handle this.

Dreampilot... yer in!

Don't sass the Pope or I'll smack you in the head with this...big...shepards stick thingie.
I'm having this chair redesigned as a recliner.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

but I was hoping to start my sleeping at the top!!!!

Dream on peasant.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Don't sass the Pope or I'll smack you in the head with this...big...shepards stick thingie.
I'm having this chair redesigned as a recliner.

Make sure the add a little rack onto the side for all the remote controls.

 

[dreampilot79]

Blimey, delegating now, are we?

Ok, I can handle this.

Dreampilot... yer in!

WHOOPEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I'm in..... now what did I get myself in for?

 

[Guest]

but I was hoping to start my sleeping at the top!!!!

Ok, if you don't want me, that's fine. Bypass me and go straight for the Popess, then. All the best!

 

[dreampilot79]

methinks there could be worse places to start than with the new archbishop of england!

 

[Guest]

WHOOPEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I'm in..... now what did I get myself in for?

Too late, I have excommunicated you. (See above).