Abs for Popess

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I have always wanted to get into sales. Preferably, with some product that has a large prophet margin and little overhead.

I propose The Church gets back to what it does best – Life Insurance, and Afterlife Insurance. I will take the latter side of the business, except that this time we must not allow every fly-by-night Bishop and six-acre Princeling to take a cut of the action.

We must employ printers from the American Treasury Department to print the Dispensations, and as long as ABSTRUSE I makes a bit of holy water into the ink, before each printing run, the metaphysical aspect supporting our exclusivity should be covered.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Religion is not funny.

That's what you think. Of course, you are infallible.

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

ps: Does Clintonesque refer to Bill or Hillary? rf

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I have always wanted to get into sales. Preferably, with some product that has a large prophet margin and little overhead.

I propose The Church gets back to what it does best – Life Insurance, and Afterlife Insurance. I will take the latter side of the business, except that this time we must not allow every fly-by-night Bishop and six-acre Princeling to take a cut of the action.

We must employ printers from the American Treasury Department to print the Dispensations, and as long as ABSTRUSE I makes a bit of holy water into the ink, before each printing run, the metaphysical aspect supporting our exclusivity should be covered.

You're head of Sales.


Hey, this is going pretty smooth so far....it's good to be the Pope.

 

[Guest]

as your goiter brain twin...
i get a free ride

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Rumple, you will have instant Cardinal status.

Bless you, Holey Mother.

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

as your goiter brain twin...
i get a free ride

I'm still figure out what to do with you, I was going to have you work with the lepers but there would be too many....Can I give you a hand jokes.

Maybe I can put you in charge of the Vatican nightclub?

 

[Guest]

I'm still figure out what to do with you, I was going to have you work with the lepers but there would be too many....Can I give you a hand jokes.

Maybe I can put you in charge of the Vatican nightclub?

awesome
but do i have to be baptisized...wait...the drugs are kicking in.
this could be a hoot.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

awesome
but do i have to be baptisized...wait...the drugs are kicking in.
this could be a hoot.

No, I'll just spit on you.

 

[Guest]

No, I'll just spit on you.

i can handle that. itll burn, im sure but worth it in the end. hey, if you end up wanting to do some kind of inquisition...can i spear head it? id be just like mel brooks.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i can handle that. itll burn, im sure but worth it in the end. hey, if you end up wanting to do some kind of inquisition...can i spear head it? id be just like mel brooks.

You'll have to work with Rumple and Cloudy on that one.

Okay, honestly now........does this robe make me look fat?

 

[Guest]

You'll have to work with Rumple and Cloudy on that one.

Okay, honestly now........does this robe make me look fat?

not touching that one with a ten foot scepter.
youre always gorgeous to me
(im good at kissing ass)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

not touching that one with a ten foot scepter.
youre always gorgeous to me
(im good at kissing ass)

Plenty here to kiss.

Were should I have the Papal seal tattooed? Be nice, I am the Pope afterall.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

as your goiter brain twin...
i get a free ride

Vella, would you consider joining me as a member of the Spanish Inquistion, which nobody ever expects? In your capacity as Lit's Earth Mother, you'd be part of a full-scale, no-holds-barred effort to indentify licentious, immoral, wanton, lewd, lacivious, wicked, bawdy, decadent, dissolute, depraved, lustful, immoral, and other such good-time people and see that they repent for making us have to hunt 'em up. The pays not much, but the bonuses are great.

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Her Holiness, Pope Abstruse I.

As your VP in charge of Sales, I would like to remind you that it is not too early to start considering to whom you might sell your papacy.

Obviously, you will want someone with a considerable amount of money, yet, they should not be so powerful that they are able to retaliate when you take the papacy back.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

As your VP in charge of Sales, I would like to remind you that it is not too early to start considering to whom you might sell your papacy.

Obviously, you will want someone with a considerable amount of money, yet, they should not be so powerful that they are able to retaliate when you take the papacy back.

I need my advisors to check this out for me...I see someone getting a raise shortly.

 

[Guest]

Vella, would you consider joining me as a member of the Spanish Inquistion, which nobody ever expects? In your capacity as Lit's Earth Mother, you'd be part of a full-scale, no-holds-barred effort to indentify licentious, immoral, wanton, lewd, lacivious, wicked, bawdy, decadent, dissolute, depraved, lustful, immoral, and other such good-time people and see that they repent for making us have to hunt 'em up. The pays not much, but the bonuses are great.

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

an honor that i would have to be slightly insane to take, but take it none-the-less. to work with you... and i hear cloudster too, would be a dream come true.
*i just have to wait for the excitement of the palpitations to wear off.*

youve just made me one happy goiter brian.

 

[rgraham666]

I nominate Joe W. and amicus to be food tasters.

If we're going to bring back the Renessaince, we're going to have to take the proper precautions.

 

[dreampilot79]

Abs... if ya don't get elected.. I say ... start yer own religion!!!!

I'll put ya up on a pedestal (the better to look up yer dress)... and worship ya...

I rather like yer refreshing ideas on religion.... I'll join!!!

Besides.. it'll be kinda like bein a kid... if ya can't play.. you'll take the ball(s) and go home!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs... if ya don't get elected.. I say ... start yer own religion!!!!

I'll put ya up on a pedestal (the better to look up yer dress)... and worship ya...

I rather like yer refreshing ideas on religion.... I'll join!!!

Besides.. it'll be kinda like bein a kid... if ya can't play.. you'll take the ball(s) and go home!!!

I've always wanted my own cult......deal!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The Pope is tired and she needs a nap.

If anyone sees Sher, tell her I've decided she needs to write a story about the Papalcy of Abstruse I, the first female pope. It can go in Fetish or BDSM.

 

[Dar~]

I was thining more . .non-human. Isn't the pope some sort of minor deity?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Abs, if I could, I'd like a job in procurement and distribution of the official Papal Incense and Candles. I'll travel the world selecting the most divine of aromatherapy candles and aromatic incense wands to balance the harmony of the elements and spirits. I'd banish the musty, eye-tearing stuff currently in use and bring a little fresh air to the Vatican.

(I read Clintonesque to mean more free and easy about sexual matters).

 

[dreampilot79]

Abs, if I could, I'd like a job in procurement and distribution of the official Papal Incense and Candles. I'll travel the world selecting the most divine of aromatherapy candles and aromatic incense wands to balance the harmony of the elements and spirits. I'd banish the musty, eye-tearing stuff currently in use and bring a little fresh air to the Vatican.

(I read Clintonesque to mean more free and easy about sexual matters).

aeromatic wands???? smiles evily... spreads a lil cologne on my wand...

May I be the official wand?

 

[LadyJeanne]

aeromatic wands???? smiles evily... spreads a lil cologne on my wand...

May I be the official wand?

Er, are you sure about that? We light the wands on fire.

 

[dreampilot79]

Er, are you sure about that? We light the wands on fire.

hmmmmm.. gotta think about this then....

more info required before I decide.. you do blow em out doncha?