about me.. WARNING!

[Guest]

... and you all fell for it.

Again.

(Except cloudy which is quite unbelieveable since I wasn't looking for it to happen again )

im just here for the cake.
you mean there was a purpose to this thread?

 

[CeriseNoire]

Wow...

all this soup! I feel special...

 

[CharleyH]

Gazpacho!

yuk - TOMATO - Wazzup with the Cream of Weasel - I am many things, but never that.

 

[rise_again]

... and you all fell for it.

Again.

(Except cloudy which is quite unbelieveable since I wasn't looking for it to happen again )

im pretty sure its not who you think it is.

 

[JamesSD]

This thread made me laugh, especially the soup stuff.

Call me a traditionalist, but if you have oral sex with someone of the same gender and enjoy it, you're at least bisexual. Maybe only a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey scale, but certainly not totally heterosexual.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

 

[gauchecritic]

yuk - TOMATO - Wazzup with the Cream of Weasel - I am many things, but never that.

So many.

My preference is for straight slightly overweight girls but damn... Stella and Charley. (does this mean I'm gay?)

 

[gauchecritic]

im pretty sure its not who you think it is.

I don't think it's anybody just surmising from words written on a page half a planet away and their title that they crave a beating.

 

[MagicaPractica]

**walks into the thread...falls on the floor laughing my ass off**

May I join your laughter puddle? BWA HA HA HAA HAA HA HA!!!

 

[Stella_Omega]

So many.

My preference is for straight slightly overweight girls but damn... Stella and Charley. (does this mean I'm gay?)

Come over here, and let's find out... What did we do with the lube ?


ooh, you're going to enjoy, this, I p-r-r-romise you

 

[usemeplease28]

well..

I didn't mean to offend anyone by using the word fag. sorry if I did at all.
I just was wondering what people think about the topic I had in mind.
I am not gay.. and no I never had sex with a male. I get an somewhat of an upset stomach from just the thought of a naked guy to be honest.
the stuff that happened with me was when I was very young and not even able to get off anyway. I was just bouncing the idea off people to see if more people assume im gay because of this.

I once saw a television show about this sort of thing and it said during those young years if a guy isn't with a guy its a sign they might be homosexual. this sounds funny and weird but the logic is this... if your close friends with girls as a guy when your pre-teen.. then you are most likely closer personality wise to a girl or to a feminine sort. I dont know if its true.. Just something they said. anyway. if you think this is just to get a rise.. then simply don't respond to it.. if its bothering you that Im talking about a sexual experience I had when very young.. then im sorry for that... I get the feeling that because I started out saying people assume im an asshole that everyone latched on to that idea. either way its my fault... so im sorry. I just thought it would be somthing worth talking about.

 

[scriptordelecto]

I didn't mean to offend anyone by using the word fag. sorry if I did at all.
I just was wondering what people think about the topic I had in mind.
I am not gay.. and no I never had sex with a male. I get an somewhat of an upset stomach from just the thought of a naked guy to be honest.
the stuff that happened with me was when I was very young and not even able to get off anyway. I was just bouncing the idea off people to see if more people assume im gay because of this.

I once saw a television show about this sort of thing and it said during those young years if a guy isn't with a guy its a sign they might be homosexual. this sounds funny and weird but the logic is this... if your close friends with girls as a guy when your pre-teen.. then you are most likely closer personality wise to a girl or to a feminine sort. I dont know if its true.. Just something they said. anyway. if you think this is just to get a rise.. then simply don't respond to it.. if its bothering you that Im talking about a sexual experience I had when very young.. then im sorry for that... I get the feeling that because I started out saying people assume im an asshole that everyone latched on to that idea. either way its my fault... so im sorry. I just thought it would be somthing worth talking about.

I think you've missed the point. It isn't the topic that offends people.....

 

[usemeplease28]

whats offending people then? This is why I had a pseudo disclaimer in the first thread post. For what its worth.. Im sorry

I think maybe cause im a new person here its easy to hate me.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I think you've missed the point. It isn't the topic that offends people.....

Has to be someone's alt...

 

[rise_again]

Has to be someone's alt...

oh but it doesnt. i promise.

 

[kiten69]

Has to be someone's alt...

I was wondering the same thing...

 

[scriptordelecto]

whats offending people then? This is why I had a pseudo disclaimer in the first thread post. For what its worth.. Im sorry

I think maybe cause im a new person here its easy to hate me.

Somehow...new people post here every day without garnering this sort of reaction. Assuming that people "hate" you because you are new must feel so much safer than taking responsibilty for your personal actions....either that or I was right the first time and your ego is astonishing!

 

[usemeplease28]

no... im me.. im sorta new.. been here for a while but never really got into posting.. just used to read stories.

 

[rise_again]

I was wondering the same thing...

it's not.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I didn't mean to offend anyone by using the word fag. sorry if I did at all.
I just was wondering what people think about the topic I had in mind.
I am not gay.. and no I never had sex with a male. I get an somewhat of an upset stomach from just the thought of a naked guy to be honest.
the stuff that happened with me was when I was very young and not even able to get off anyway. I was just bouncing the idea off people to see if more people assume im gay because of this.

I once saw a television show about this sort of thing and it said during those young years if a guy isn't with a guy its a sign they might be homosexual. this sounds funny and weird but the logic is this... if your close friends with girls as a guy when your pre-teen.. then you are most likely closer personality wise to a girl or to a feminine sort. I dont know if its true.. Just something they said. anyway. if you think this is just to get a rise.. then simply don't respond to it.. if its bothering you that Im talking about a sexual experience I had when very young.. then im sorry for that... I get the feeling that because I started out saying people assume im an asshole that everyone latched on to that idea. either way its my fault... so im sorry. I just thought it would be somthing worth talking about.

It can take some time before you learn how to communicate on forums, so I assume you're new to it.

I think you were addressing a couple-three too many ideas in one post, and you did not put your most important one at the top.

Words are all we have here. We can't read between your lines- not until we've gotten to know you for a good while.

You started off telling us that people think you're an asshole. If some dude from who-knows-where walked into, say, your favorite bar- or your frathouse front room- and say that, you would assume they were planning to be an asshole, right?

We learn from our mistakes. Try apologizing to the forum, and starting your question over. Take some time to work out what you are trying to say. Most of us are writers on this particular part of the literotica forums, and we do judge posters by their ability to communicate.

I lost a bottle of lube because of you, so I'm not so excited that you're around.
On the other hand, I got a brand-new av... So, I suppose it evens things out...

 

[S-Des]

whats offending people then? This is why I had a pseudo disclaimer in the first thread post. For what its worth.. Im sorry

I think maybe cause im a new person here its easy to hate me.

Think of the AH more like a family (with our crazy Aunt Charley and Uncle Amicus ). You come in and start throwing around how much people dislike you and use phrases that are likely to piss people off, then say it's because you want to put up a naked AV. Maybe saying, "Hi, I'm new...it's nice to meet everyone" would have been a better start.

 

[cloudy]

it's not.

Indeed. I know who it is, just took a second to click.

 

[usemeplease28]

It can take some time before you learn how to communicate on forums, so I assume you're new to it.

I think you were addressing a couple-three too many ideas in one post, and you did not put your most important one at the top.

Words are all we have here. We can't read between your lines- not until we've gotten to know you for a good while.

You started off telling us that people think you're an asshole. If some dude from who-knows-where walked into, say, your favorite bar- or your frathouse front room- and say that, you would assume they were planning to be an asshole, right?

We learn from our mistakes. Try apologizing to the forum, and starting your question over. Take some time to work out what you are trying to say. Most of us are writers on this particular part of the literotica forums, and we do judge posters by their ability to communicate.

I lost a bottle of lube because of you, so I'm not so excited that you're around.
On the other hand, I got a brand-new av... So, I suppose it evens things out...

the bar room thing made me laugh hard.. if some guy walked into a bar and proclaimed to be an asshole.. LOL LMFAO.. I would definatly be wondering what the hell was gonna happen at least. thats awesome..
thanks for being understanding.

 

[usemeplease28]

on a different note.. I think I'm gonna go watch "big trouble in little china" that kick ass old 80s movie... Just dried off a pretty girl... and now to the movie... I have been showing her old 80s movies from back in the day.. the ones you HAVE to see! Its great cause watching them with her is like seeing them for the first time again...and you can also laugh at their funny looking clothing.

 

[3113]

My preference is for straight slightly overweight girls but damn... Stella and Charley. (does this mean I'm gay?)

Well, according to the definition of this thread, it all depends on whether you lie there and let such ladies do things to you, or if you do things to them. If the former, then you are not gay--non-particiapation and mere enjoyment makes you heterosexual. If the later, then, yes, you are. Unless, of course, you deny it enough times. Saying something isn't so makes it not so.

("George Bush is *not* president of the U.S., he is NOT, president of the U.S".....Darn. Why isn't this working?)

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well, according to the definition of this thread, it all depends on whether you lie there and let such ladies do things to you, or if you do things to them. If the former, then you are not gay--non-particiapation and mere enjoyment makes you heterosexual. If the later, then, yes, you are. Unless, of course, you deny it enough times. Saying something isn't so makes it not so.

("George Bush is *not* president of the U.S., he is NOT, president of the U.S".....Darn. Why isn't this working?)

It didn't work for Clinton either, remember...