about me.. WARNING!

cloudy said:
You know what his Indian name is, right?

Plays With Camera.

:D
I've always wondered...Was that movie popular among Native Americans due to it's beautiful choreography and touching portrayal of a noble race of people, or was it hated because no Indian in their right minds would have made friends with someone that boring? :)
 
CharleyH said:
So many soup cans that I cannot free Andy Warhol from my mind.

if they make Cream of Weasel, maybe they make Cream of Squirrel too?
 
rise_again said:
new england i hope.
Now don't be dissing Manhattan clam chowder. It has it's fans, too.

Though a little New England with just a splash of tobasco...Yum! :devil:
 
3113 said:
Now don't be dissing Manhattan clam chowder. It has it's fans, too.

Though a little New England with just a splash of tobasco...Yum! :devil:


sounds interesting. ill hafta try it :p
 
IrezumiKiss said:
You got THAT right, boy...

...now quit yer bitchin' an' keep sucking me with those buttersoft, non-gay lips of yours...

....oooohhh...yassss...oh yeah, baby...that's the stuff right there....ahhh...daddy's comin' back home frum thuh war....nnnggghhh....

:nana:
I've got the video cameras rollin' IrezumiKiss. You are a star, baby! A star! The way you're shoving it deep down his throat--raw power, baby! Pure charisma! The camera loves ya!

Your boy ain't doing too bad, either. He looked like he was choking there, but I think he's finally swallowed. We've got the lube all ready for the next shot. Do you think you'd be up to exploring his non-gay-asshole while you're at it?
 
**walks into the thread...falls on the floor laughing my ass off**
 
The only reason you're ambivalent about your status as a gay man is because no one has shoved their dick up your ass yet. When that happens, you'll know.
 
I was wondering where all the soup AVs were coming from. :D
 
usemeplease28 said:
.. wow
I have a talent for evoking anger in random people by really not stating anything that confrontational.

*arches eyebrow*

Be careful....the gravity from your ego could affect the tides....
 
lucky-E-leven said:
The only reason you're ambivalent about your status as a gay man is because no one has shoved their dick up your ass yet. When that happens, you'll know.
. :D .

thats how i knew.
 
lucky-E-leven said:
The only reason you're ambivalent about your status as a gay man is because no one has shoved their dick up your ass yet. When that happens, you'll know.


Straight, gay or bi, I'm not going anywhere near his ass...

either he was serious, in which case I almost feel sorry for him...or he thought it would be funny to use this way to provoke confrontation, which makes him, at the very least, seriously lacking in judgment.

However, if someone else wants to shove a dick up his ass, realize that just laying there passively and taking it does not, apparently, mean having sex.

Wow. I mean, this really opens up huge loopholes in those pesky marriage vows and things like that...

Sexual harassment, your honor? But I didn't have sex with her before I promoted her...she only blew me for a year...
 
Belegon said:
Straight, gay or bi, I'm not going anywhere near his ass...

either he was serious, in which case I almost feel sorry for him...or he thought it would be funny to use this way to provoke confrontation, which makes him, at the very least, seriously lacking in judgment.

However, if someone else wants to shove a dick up his ass, realize that just laying there passively and taking it does not, apparently, mean having sex.

Wow. I mean, this really opens up huge loopholes in those pesky marriage vows and things like that...

Sexual harassment, your honor? But I didn't have sex with her before I promoted her...she only blew me for a year...
I think it's a simple matter of seeking absolution where there's not a snowball's chance in hell of receiving it.
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Such a stunning gay man you make, lovely. :kiss:
thank you. its the new strap on that makes my buldge more life-like than the previous sausage i had been using.
:cool:
 
Look at the name people...

... and you all fell for it.

Again.

(Except cloudy which is quite unbelieveable since I wasn't looking for it to happen again ;) )
 
vella_ms said:
thank you. its the new strap on that makes my buldge more life-like than the previous sausage i had been using.
:cool:
Quite becoming. And stays much firmer when heated up too. :devil:
 
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