Abolish the welfare state David, now you're rid of Clegg...

[duranman]

Let's get plan 2 in action. Fuck the parasites. If you want to sign on you're put on a coach which takes you to place of some work. But you'll be paid. You'll have employment consultants working on your behalf to find your ideal job meanwhile so don't fret. If you don't work you don't get paid,simple. Fatties will work so diabetes 2 will be virtually diminished as will heart attacks, thus putting much less strain on our brilliant NHS. Are you a raspberry? Even work will be available for you. Let's stop fawning to these lazy cunts. Let's become the greatest country in the world. Again....

 

[DesEsseintes]

Let's get plan 2 in action. Fuck the parasites. If you want to sign on you're put on a coach which takes you to place of some work. But you'll be paid. You'll have employment consultants working on your behalf to find your ideal job meanwhile so don't fret. If you don't work you don't get paid,simple. Fatties will work so diabetes 2 will be virtually diminished as will heart attacks, thus putting much less strain on our brilliant NHS. Are you a raspberry? Even work will be available for you. Let's stop fawning to these lazy cunts. Let's become the greatest country in the world. Again....

Do you understand how unemployment works in a modern nation? Who is going to be creating all these jobs so that we get full employment? Because if it's the state, I'm all for it, but it sounds pretty damn socialist to me!

 

[Sean]

Let's get plan 2 in action. Fuck the parasites. If you want to sign on you're put on a coach which takes you to place of some work. But you'll be paid. You'll have employment consultants working on your behalf to find your ideal job meanwhile so don't fret. If you don't work you don't get paid,simple. Fatties will work so diabetes 2 will be virtually diminished as will heart attacks, thus putting much less strain on our brilliant NHS. Are you a raspberry? Even work will be available for you. Let's stop fawning to these lazy cunts. Let's become the greatest country in the world. Again....

You do know that the vast majority of people on benefits are either old age pensioners or people already working, right?

 

[Sean]

In fact, the last figures I can find say jobseekers allowance accounts for 4.91 billion out of the DWP total of 166.98 billion. That's 2.94% of the welfare budget. You fucking retard.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I see they are stuck in 1800 in your country as well....

 

[DesEsseintes]

I see they are stuck in 1800 in your country as well....

And going backwards rapidly. Set the Tory Time Machine controls for the heart of the feudal era!

 

[SubmissiveMom]

Hear, hear! x x x

 

[DesEsseintes]

Hear, hear! x x x

Which bit are you hear hearing, madam?

 

[duranman]

In fact, the last figures I can find say jobseekers allowance accounts for 4.91 billion out of the DWP total of 166.98 billion. That's 2.94% of the welfare budget. You fucking retard.

Oh fuck off you envious little cunt. Clobber the rich eh? They already pay a huge amount more tax than you or I and they'll simply leave the country if they have to keep losers like you much longer. Fuck off...

 

[Sean]

Oh fuck off you envious little cunt. Clobber the rich eh? They already pay a huge amount more tax than you or I and they'll simply leave the country if they have to keep losers like you much longer. Fuck off...

Envious? Of what? A dumb cunt like you that believes the propaganda published in the bogroll press demonising the poor? Just because you don't like the actual facts, you fucking retard, don't blame me because you're a moron.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Oh fuck off you envious little cunt. Clobber the rich eh? They already pay a huge amount more tax than you or I and they'll simply leave the country if they have to keep losers like you much longer. Fuck off...

I'd love that. Let them leave. They'll have to leave their assets here, of course, and at least one child, as collateral.

 

[Sean]

I'd love that. Let them leave. They'll have to leave their assets here, of course, and at least one child, as collateral.

I signed up months ago.
http://www.wewilldrivethemtotheairport.co.uk/about

 

[DesEsseintes]

I signed up months ago.
http://www.wewilldrivethemtotheairport.co.uk/about

Brilliant! I can't guarantee I won't drink drive myself and them into eternity, of course.

 

[Adre]

I'd love that. Let them leave. They'll have to leave their assets here, of course, and at least one child, as collateral.

Why would you love successful working people to leave?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Why would you love successful working people to leave?

Define successful. And if people want to whinge about higher taxes, let them go because, here's the thing, someone else could always do that 'executive' job as well for half the money. And in the case of the banks, we would be billions better off if we'd shot every banker in the country ten years ago and buried our cash in the ground. So forgive me if I don't have sleepless nights worrying about them.

Besides, I know some super-rich libertarian types - they are always flying from tax haven to tax haven, bored rigid. Because the kind of places that charge no taxes tend to be quite dull after a while. Belize or Paris? Liechtenstein or New York?

 

[duranman]

Envious? Of what? A dumb cunt like you that believes the propaganda published in the bogroll press demonising the poor? Just because you don't like the actual facts, you fucking retard, don't blame me because you're a moron.

Do you mind me asking: You're an ugly cunt, right?...

 

[Adre]

Define successful. And if people want to whinge about higher taxes, let them go because, here's the thing, someone else could always do that 'executive' job as well for half the money. And in the case of the banks, we would be billions better off if we'd shot every banker in the country ten years ago and buried our cash in the ground. So forgive me if I don't have sleepless nights worrying about them.

Besides, I know some super-rich libertarian types - they are always flying from tax haven to tax haven, bored rigid. Because the kind of places that charge no taxes tend to be quite dull after a while. Belize or Paris? Liechtenstein or New York?

Enough said. Your Socialist impulses come through loud and clear. Your option is to live in a country of parasites like Sean who believe they're owed a living. Carry on.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Enough said. Your Socialist impulses come through loud and clear. Your option is to live in a country of parasites like Sean who believe they're owed a living. Carry on.

Not in the least. I'm a Trotskyist. And Lenin and Trotsky were not known for their tender-hearted response to parasites. It's just that they preferred to pick on the biggest parasites first.

I think everyone should work for a living, Adre. Everyone.

 

[eyer]

Enough said. Your Socialist impulses come through loud and clear. Your option is to live in a country of parasites like Sean who believe they're owed a living. Carry on.

Both are actually communists.

They just don't possess the nads to actually wield the hammer they love to figuratively brandish ideologically so much...

...realizing that buying the democratic vote will literally work almost as well against those asleep.

That's practically the only difference between a communist and a socialist (communist-lite):

One murderously wields the red hammer...

...the other disingenuously buys the blue vote.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Both are actually communists.

They just don't possess the nads to actually wield the hammer they love to figuratively brandish ideologically so much...

...realizing that buying the democratic vote will literally work almost as well against those asleep.

That's practically the only difference between a communist and a socialist (communist-lite):

One murderously wields the red hammer...

...the other disingenuously buys the blue vote.

The blue vote is conservative in the UK. And they did rather well in the election. I could probably count the number of socialists in my town on the fingers of both hands, you will be pleased to learn.

 

[magicalmoments]

Let's get plan 2 in action. Fuck the parasites. If you want to sign on you're put on a coach which takes you to place of some work. But you'll be paid. You'll have employment consultants working on your behalf to find your ideal job meanwhile so don't fret. If you don't work you don't get paid,simple. Fatties will work so diabetes 2 will be virtually diminished as will heart attacks, thus putting much less strain on our brilliant NHS. Are you a raspberry? Even work will be available for you. Let's stop fawning to these lazy cunts. Let's become the greatest country in the world. Again....

I believe what Duranman is suggesting will actually start happening over the next 5 years. I'm also picking when Duranman wants to bleat about "The State" coming to take him away, and you can bet he'll be high on the list, there will be noone left to listen.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Daily Mash nails it.

 

[BotanyBoy]

The blue vote is conservative in the UK. And they did rather well in the election. I could probably count the number of socialists in my town on the fingers of both hands, you will be pleased to learn.

No...the only thing that pleases eyer is fear mongering about "Teh state! OH NOEZ!!"
but what that spineless chicken shit wont' ever own is getting the fuck out and running off to his no gubbmint paradise.......because it doesn't exist he just can't admit it.

 

[Liar]

Not in the least. I'm a Trotskyist. And Lenin and Trotsky were not known for their tender-hearted response to parasites. It's just that they preferred to pick on the biggest parasites first.

I think everyone should work for a living, Adre. Everyone.

In Soviet Russia, everyone did. You could have a guy making end's meet on the state payroll whose job it was to watch a hallway. Did the hallway need watching? Not much. Did it make financial sense? Nah. But it kept the statistics neat.

Which is what's amusing about duranman's idea. As you pointed out, that's what he is suggesting. A shitton of Government jobs, stat.

 

[Benedict_Arnold]

Let's get plan 2 in action. Fuck the parasites. If you want to sign on you're put on a coach which takes you to place of some work. But you'll be paid. You'll have employment consultants working on your behalf to find your ideal job meanwhile so don't fret. If you don't work you don't get paid,simple. Fatties will work so diabetes 2 will be virtually diminished as will heart attacks, thus putting much less strain on our brilliant NHS. Are you a raspberry? Even work will be available for you. Let's stop fawning to these lazy cunts. Let's become the greatest country in the world. Again....

I see where you're coming from but it should be reformed rather than abolished,