Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhh! (Matey)

[nitelite33]

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling school, I think one of the courses should be 'Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.'

EDIT: Sue me ;p Quickducks pirate thread crack made me laugh.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Or learning to dance with a peg-leg.

And what about using that hook? Hmmmm?

 

[nitelite33]

Or learning to dance with a peg-leg.

And what about using that hook? Hmmmm?

Allright I'll bite! Sexy Pirate Chain story coming up!

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“Sweaty Torso Buccaneers in the Lost Archipelago of Desire”

Chapter 1

With a sly grin and eyebrow raised, Captain Salty-Dog landed on the enemy deck with the measured grace of something really graceful. The other mates from The Sweaty Torso had already disarmed the opposite crew, and had taken defensive positions within the enemy ship's rigging. Now that he stood on the deck of the enemy ship, Salty Dog could see the crew was made up entirely of heaving-chested lassies.

“Who be the Captain of this two-gunner?” Salty Dog shouted to the vixen crew through a wry smile.

“I am Captain Lacey of Her Majesties’ Two-Gunner ‘H.M.S Nipplefore’,” spoke a tall blonde she-devil stepping from the ranks.

“And quite a pair of guns they are…” Salty Dog replied earnestly, and then continued; “Your ship and cargo are now forfeit, and you and your crew are my slaves to do as I please.”

“HAHAHAH Don’t you mean do ‘with’ as you please?” Captain Lacey replied sharing his jest.

Captain Salty Dog smiled at that, and sighed a big sigh.

TO NOT BE CONTINUED: