A totally non-rhetorical question...

[Dillinger]

Why do people just automatically assume that because I write pornography for the entire Internet, Lit-accessing universe that I just naturally want to fuck them personally?

 

[morninggirl5]

uhhhhhhh, maybe it's the way you post when you're drunk or gnufi

 

[lilminx]

You mean you don't?

 

[pabloback]

does this mean you dont love me any more?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Um, because you do?

 

[Mistress]

Damn Dill...there goes my fantasy

 

[bluntforcemama]

Because I know for sure that you want to fuck me. Go humbleness! So, Dill, tell us all about your worries. Who has spawned this creature of mass unsexuality in you?

 

[Barb Dwyer]

That begs the question - would you like to fuck them impersonally then?

 

[Dillinger]

Ah... what the hell... you can all have me...

 

[Mistress]

Ah... what the hell... you can all have me...

Ok.....


Promise?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Mistress]

CB, wanna fuck?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Mistress]

Sure. You know...I don't like the little latex slip thingies. I hope you don't mind, I mean, I know my having syphillis is a pain and all, but hey-you love me, Right?

Your so damn SEXY! ROAR!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Mistress]

Only cause I love you, my Celestial Goddess!

 

[xzchief]

Did I mention that I'm going blind...? But you'll take care of me- right, babe?

Sure, I'll take care of you. CB, I got a nurse to help look after you. I know your blindness doesn't allow you to see her but--trust me--she's ugly.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Mistress]