A synopsis of some of the more interesting posters on LIT!

KathyAnn

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Jennifer Kaye - A fucking goddess! Jennifer Kaye is the hottest fucking woman on LIT! Most of you all don't deserve to be on the same forum with this woman. Ever since I saw that avi pic of Ms. Kaye I have been enamored with her beauty. Not only is this woman beautiful but she is extermely intelligent and a virtual wordsmith. Her use of the english language as it relates to sexual exploits is fucking phenomenaL!! I hope that most of the fucking cunts on this board are appreciative of her presence beucase when she is gone there will never be another female poster like her!

limits2push - A fucking goddess in her own right...but a notch below Ms. Kaye! limits suffers from what I like to call the jealous woman syndrome...better know as the "always the bridesmaid, never the bride complex." Don't get me wrong cause limits is abosuletly gorgeous with that pouty mouth and wet tongue but the subliminal messages in her post make it quite obvious that limits is one woman that suffers from a serious jealous streak! Limits, I have some advice for you dear, "just do YOU dear" and everything will be alright. Don't try to be something that you are not...you are only going to be so HOT dear and then that's it. Learn to accept that and move on!

LeahLo519 - Truth be told LeahLo519 is a very pretty girl...but she suffers from an extreme case of "I don't wanna admititis." In other words, LeahLo519 has a very difficult time admiting when she is in the wrong, has been beaten/exposed or even when she REALLY wants something but doesn't wanna seem as if she wants it ;) ;) (you know what I'm talking about LeahLo519)! That's ok though cause I understand you not wanting to be the one that comes clean and stands on her own principals! As far as I am concerned, the entire shit can just stay between YOU and I. Just keep avoiding my theads and you will be fine darling. ;)

Zoey - I don't know as much about this poster as I do the others but I do know that she is absolutely stunning! So much so that she is second only to (well you know). In any event, I have also had the opportunity to find out that she is really a very nice person as well and I hope that the future will enable us to learn more about each other...*hey Zoey*:)

phreak - A fucking psychotic individual! Her fucking name fits her well. This poster looks a bit like Kelly Osborne...or maybe its Lilly Munster...I forget which one but they both some fucking weirdos. Strange thing about her though is that she has a fucking sensitive side...as an example, just the other day when me and Mathew Craig were getting on her, I thought for a minute that she was going to actually fucking cry when she told MC to go and "stuff it" haha that was some funny shit! I almost when into the bathroom and got her a fucking tissue...then after I dedicated a fucking thread to her (mostly embarressing her) I actually felt bad and refrained from posting in it because I knew she was sitting in front of the PC sobbing...so phreak, if I cause you any pain then I apologize...

Mathew Craig - This fucking guy shoots straight from the fucking hip and never bits his tongue (kinda like me). Don't get me wrong, me and this guy are not friends by any stretch of the imagination but I admire this guy for not bending to the "bandwagon mentality" of most of these fucking LIT assholes. This guy is fucking original and not at all like some of the fucking pardies running around on the GB. I actually might respect this guyjust a little.

rawhumor - A fucking paresite and a fucking stalker! At first when I came to the pic form he was all on me pming and saying shit like "please post more pics and pm me some pics" then suddenly he turned on me...I guess because he saw some other poster say some negative shit about me and the next thing you know raw humor is in every fucking thread that I post in like a fucking little girl follow her daddy around or a fucking dog following aroud his master..."good boy rawhumor...good boy." haha It is very apparent that this fucking asshole has nothing better to do that "FOLLOW ME AROUND IN FUCKING THREADS ALL DAY." This guy needs a fucking life soooooo bad that even he knows how pathetic he is...fucking tens of thousands of posts and STILL NO RESPECT! Dude, give it the fuck up and actually go outside in the real world and try and get ya self a real girl instead of following me around all fucking day in threads...

bill-pix-trade – Another weirdo you just doesn’t seem to fucking get it! Hey bill, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU! Lol You are a fucking embarrassment to the fucking male gender! You need to (as your male counterparts would say) grow some fucking balls! Stop co-signing everything everyone else says and speak for ya fucking self! Folks might even come to respect you if ya stop shoe-shining all the fucking time...haha in a minute I'm gonna say "hey bill, GET YA FUCKING SHINE BOX" if this shit keeps you lol.

KyleW – or what the fuck ever your name is…yous a fucking disgruntled guy that missed his opportunity in soap-opera acting school and decided that you would try and “alternative lifestyle” haha. Take ya boyfriend and get outta here, this way to ----> www.soapoperarejects.net and post ya fucking bio on the fucking homepage haha

SeanH – haha KyleW’s boyfriend haha lol lmao

Happymisha - ………………………………….. Take ya fucking I really wanna show my breast but I'm scared ass back to the fucking kiddie board! That's right, no children are allowed on this board so let me give you some assistance and direct you to the exit...for the 18 and under crowd (misha) please click ----> here and you will automatically redirectly to www.thekiddiechannel.com where you can click on misha's avi for a free months subscription to the coolest kids site anywhere haha lol lmao!

Ladyfunkenstien – Honestly, I don’t fucking know you and frankly, don’t fucking want to haha I just like to joke around with you cause you can at least fucking take it cause that what it is…ALL JOKES! However, I have seen where some assholes resorts to racial slurs and epitaphs and I am a firm believer that there is a line in the sand and that sort of thing is NOT COOL so yall need to lay off with that…if you wanna clown someone then do just that…race should not be an issue!

Lushiss – You think you fine! Lol

Vermilionskye – or as you eloquently referred to yourself “Ms. Cunt ” or something like that haha. Please return to Gotham as soon as possible! Here are the fucking directions ----> www.gothamcity.org/mscuntface/members.html lol haha lmao and then click on the fucking BAT to go straight to the fucking hidden page haha

pink – I’m gonna take if easy on you because of your age (and you got big boobs) but please, please stop stalking me!!
 
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KathyAnn said:
Jennifer Kaye - A fucking goddess! Jennifer Kaye is the hottest fucking woman on LIT! Most of you all don't deserve to be on the same forum with this woman. Ever since I saw that avi pic of Ms. Kaye I have been enamored with her beauty. Not only is this woman beautiful but she is extermely intelligent and a virtual wordsmith. Her use of the english language as it relates to sexual exploits is fucking phenomenaL!! I hope that most of the fucking cunts on this board are appreciative of her presence beucase when she is gone there will never be another female poster like her!

limits2push - A fucking goddess in her own right...but a notch below Ms. Kaye! limits suffers from what I like to call the jealous woman syndrome...better know as the "always the bridesmaid, never the bride complex." Don't get me wrong cause limits is abosuletly gorgeous with that pouty mouth and wet tongue but the subliminal messages in her post make it quite obvious that limits is one woman that suffers from a serious jealous streak! Limits, I have some advice for you dear, "just do YOU dear" and everything will be alright. Don't try to be something that you are not...you are only going to be so HOT dear and then that's it. Learn to accept that and move on!

LeahLo519 - Truth be told LeahLo519 is a very pretty girl...but she suffers from an extreme case of "I don't wanna admititis." In other words, LeahLo519 has a very difficult time admiting when she is in the wrong, has been beaten/exposed or even when she REALLY wants something but doesn't wanna seem as if she wants it ;) ;) (you know what I'm talking about LeahLo519)! That's ok though cause I understand you not wanting to be the one that comes clean and stands on her own principals! As far as I am concerned, the entire shit can just stay between YOU and I. Just keep avoiding my theads and you will be fine darling. ;)

Zoey - I don't know as much about this poster as I do the others but I do know that she is absolutely stunning! So much so that she is second only to (well you know). In any event, I have also had the opportunity to find out that she is really a very nice person as well and I hope that the future will enable us to learn more about each other...*hey Zoey*:)

phreak - A fucking psychotic individual! Her fucking name fits her well. This poster looks a bit like Kelly Osborne...or maybe its Lilly Munster...I forget which one but they both some fucking weirdos. Strange thing about her though is that she has a fucking sensitive side...as an example, just the other day when me and Mathew Craig were getting on her, I thought for a minute that she was going to actually fucking cry when she told MC to go and "stuff it" haha that was some funny shit! I almost when into the bathroom and got her a fucking tissue...then after I dedicated a fucking thread to her (mostly embarressing her) I actually felt bad and refrained from posting in it because I knew she was sitting in from of the PC sobbing...so phreak, if I cause you any pain then I apologize...

Mathew Craig - This fucking guy shoots straight from the fucking hip and never bits his tongue (kinda like me). Don't get me wrong, me and this guy are not friends by any stretch of the imagination but I admire this guy for not bending to the "bandwagon mentality" of most of these fucking LIT assholes. This guy is fucking original and not at all like some of the fucking pardies running around on the GB. I actually might respect this guyjust a little.

rawhumor - A fucking paresite and a fucking stalker! At first when I came to the pic form he was all on me pming and saying shit like "please post more pics and pm me some pics" then suddenly he turned on me...I guess because he saw some other poster say some negative shit about me and the next thing you know raw humor is in every fucking thread that I post in like a fucking little girl follow her daddy around or a fucking dog following aroud his master..."good boy rawhumor...good boy." haha It is very apparent that this fucking asshole has nothing better to do that "FOLLOW ME AROUND IN FUCKING THREADS ALL DAY[/b]." This guy needs a fucking life soooooo bad that even he knows how pathetic he is...fucking tens of thousands of posts and STILL NO RESPECT! Dude, give it the fuck up and actually go outside in the real world and try and get ya self a real girl instead of following me around all fucking day in threads...

bill-pix-trade – Another weirdo you just doesn’t seem to fucking get it! Hey bill, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU! Lol You are a fucking embarrassment to the fucking male gender! You need to (as your male counterparts would say) grow some fucking balls! Stop co-signing everything everyone else says and speak for ya fucking self! Folks might even come to respect you if ya stop shoe-shining all the fucking time...haha in a minute I'm gonna say "hey bill, GET YA FUCKING SHINE BOX" if this shit keeps you lol.

KyleW – or what the fuck ever your name is…yous a fucking disgruntled guy that missed his opportunity in soap-opera acting school and decided that you would try and “alternative lifestyle” haha. Take ya boyfriend and get outta here, this way to ----> www.soapoperarejects.net and post ya fucking bio on the fucking homepage haha

SeanH – haha KyleW’s boyfriend haha lol lmao

Happymisha - ………………………………….. Take ya fucking I really wanna show my breast but I'm scared ass back to the fucking kiddie board! That's right, no children are allowed on this board so let me give you some assistance and direct you to the exit...for the 18 and under crowd (misha) please click ----> here and you will automatically redirectly to www.thekiddiechannel.com where you can click on misha's avi for a free months subscription to the coolest kids site anywhere haha lol lmao!

Ladyfunkenstien – Honestly, I don’t fucking know you and frankly, don’t fucking want to haha I just like to joke around with you cause you can at least fucking take it cause that what it is…ALL JOKES! However, I have seen where some assholes resorts to racial slurs and epitaphs and I am a firm believer that there is a line in the sand and that sort of thing is NOT COOL so yall need to lay off with that…if you wanna clown someone then do just that…race should not be an issue!

Lushiss – You think you fine! Lol

Vermilionskye – or as you eloquently referred to yourself “Ms. Cunt ” or something like that haha. Please return to Gotham as soon as possible! Here are the fucking directions ----> www.gothamcity.org/mscuntface/members.html lol haha lmao and then click on the fucking BAT to go straight to the fucking hidden page haha

pink – I’m gonna take if easy on you because of your age (and you got big boobs) but please, please stop stalking me!!



are any of them female pedophiles? no! your list sucks.
 
KathyAnn - an unwitty bore, whose energy spent doing character analysis at Lit indicates a serious lack of a life, and an unhealthy obsession.

Elmo - a red menace, hell bent on destruction, wrapped in a package of sick cuteness.
 
RoryN said:
KathyAnn - an unwitty bore, whose energy spent doing character analysis at Lit indicates a serious lack of a life, and an unhealthy obsession.

Haha, not fucking bad...too bad I don't really know you cause I don't have one for you right now...
 
KathyAnn said:
Haha, you gotta admit my shit is funny!

Fishing for good responses is really, really sad.

Just appreciate the fact that no one thought what you wrote was clever. And the only ones who'll pretend they did are either alts or other people who have issues with the ones you put down.

And that's the way it is. Adios! :cool:
 
RoryN said:
KathyAnn - an unwitty bore, whose energy spent doing character analysis at Lit indicates a serious lack of a life, and an unhealthy obsession.

Elmo - a red menace, hell bent on destruction, wrapped in a package of sick cuteness.

you're just trying to get profiled, aren'tcha?
 
If they had had the internet just before the fall of Rome, shit like this would have been all over it.
 
KRCummings - Ms. "hey look at me" I'm 19 and live in a fucking trailer park and LIT is my fucking life. haha This poster thinks its actually cool to be able to hitch your house to the back of a fucking pick-up and move it to the other side of town haha. She's the girl you saw living in the trailer next door to Marshall Mathers on eight mile road haha lol...hey KR why don't you just do everyone a favor and "loose ya-self."
 
RoryN said:
Fishing for good responses is really, really sad.

Just appreciate the fact that no one thought what you wrote was clever. And the only ones who'll pretend they did are either alts or other people who have issues with the ones you put down.

And that's the way it is. Adios! :cool:

Ok, adios to you to RoryN or what ever the fuck ya name is...you need to fucking recognize that someone actually gave you a fucking compliment...the shit was kinda funny but you too fucking lost in the seriouness of the internet to realize that shit so see-ya...
 
RoryN said:
KathyAnn - an unwitty bore, whose energy spent doing character analysis at Lit indicates a serious lack of a life, and an unhealthy obsession.

Elmo - a red menace, hell bent on destruction, wrapped in a package of sick cuteness.


you have well over 11,000 posts, who are you to talk, screech?


KathyAnn said:
Is you alt that filthy_fucker guy?


why in the fuck would i make an alt to make fun of myself?
 
KathyAnn said:
Ok, adios to you to RoryN or what ever the fuck ya name is...you need to fucking recognize that someone actually gave you a fucking compliment...the shit was kinda funny but you too fucking lost in the seriouness of the internet to realize that shit so see-ya...


He's going to be just broken hearted.
 
TANG GOD said:
you have well over 11,000 posts, who are you to talk, screech?

Wannabe nerd/hick opinions don't matter, Tangy. *pat on head*

KathyAnn said:
you need to fucking recognize that someone actually gave you a fucking compliment...

I did. I just didn't care. :D
 
KathyAnn said:
Happymisha - ………………………………….. Take ya fucking I really wanna show my breast but I'm scared ass back to the fucking kiddie board! That's right, no children are allowed on this board so let me give you some assistance and direct you to the exit...for the 18 and under crowd (misha) please click ----> here and you will automatically redirectly to www.thekiddiechannel.com where you can click on misha's avi for a free months subscription to the coolest kids site anywhere haha lol lmao!

Jazzmin: Loser

Ms_Sharon
: Boring Loser

KathyAnn: Uncreative, Boring Loser

Mmmmm. I see a pattern. :rolleyes:
 
KathyAnn said:
Jennifer Kaye - A fucking goddess! Jennifer Kaye is the hottest fucking woman on LIT! Most of you all don't deserve to be on the same forum with this woman. Ever since I saw that avi pic of Ms. Kaye I have been enamored with her beauty. Not only is this woman beautiful but she is extermely intelligent and a virtual wordsmith. Her use of the english language as it relates to sexual exploits is fucking phenomenaL!! I hope that most of the fucking cunts on this board are appreciative of her presence beucase when she is gone there will never be another female poster like her!

Yes I must say her "wordsmith" skills are incredible.

Her "thank you darlin' <blush>" repeated ad nauseum truly astounds me!
 
TANG GOD said:
why in the fuck would i make an alt to make fun of myself?

Because you obviously have fucking issues many of which I am sure are related to you insecurity thus the "alt" thing haha
 
HappyMisha said:
Jazzmin: Loser

Ms_Sharon
: Boring Loser

KathyAnn: Uncreative, Boring Loser

Mmmmm. I see a pattern. :rolleyes:

Is that the fucking best you can do? You are soo creative and original. :cool: :rolleyes: I won't even bother with a comeback to this response because my original statement hit you like fucking ETHER so until you came come better you get the fucking "gas face" haha.
 
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