A Strange Request

awww jonie, sorry to hear you are under the weather.

And while you lay there, you could ponder how you would complete any of these three challenges:

1) Bringing yourself to orgasm using only a tool. and by tool I do mean hammer, screwdriver, wrench etc. Power tools are acceptable but be careful.

2) Mapping your erogenous zones. I'll send you a link of a generic female body, front and back. You must explore your entire body and then indicate on the form where and how you find the most stimulation.

3) Exercising with either a toy or makeshift item inside you. Golfball, small vibe, what have you, but it must remain inside while you do Pushups, jumping jacks, squats, and sit ups.


That should at least make you smile while you are sick. ;)

Rest up and come back at full power when you are most able to.


Dean SH
 
Re: a+

LibraStud said:
A+ N. bear.

And extra credit for not bringing along an extra pair of panties.:devil:

You are terrific.

T.

Thank you Libra - I still feel quite shattered from it, yet strangley exhilerated and prone to laughing out loud!
 
Re: Well done Stace, very well done indeed!

Salvor-Hardon said:
Ah the lucky people of Norwich, to have one so randy amongst them yet they miss the radiance of her thrill.

This was very well done Stace, and roping your hubby into helping you was superb. Whomever finds the note and nickers I'm sure will have quite a smile.

A+ of course, and a rousing applause along with it.

:D

Dean SH
Thank you, kind words indeed to a novice! With hindsight I could maybe have made it more exciting, I do feel I have not added much to the original!!
 
joniebear, take care, soon you will be up to being naughty once again. I am looking forward to hearing of your naughtyness soon.:kiss:

nookybear, thank you for completing the challenge. You said you didn't feel like you "added much to the original" but I feel you did add your touch to the challenge and think you should be congratulated on doing it your way. You not only completed it but added the little spice of having your hubby as an accomplice (whether he knew it or not:D ) Nice touch there. In any case, didn't it get your naughtyness flowing? That is what it is all about, having fun, enjoying yourself and then telling on yourself. He he he!

BUMP!!

The Bumper!

:rose: :kiss: :rose:

(nookybear, forgive me for misspelling your name, I have corrected it. DH)
 
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Salvor-Hardon said:
In my best academic and scholarly tone:

Yeah what he said!

:D

SH

:D Kind of lost for words, were you? lol

I must admit, I do enjoy hearing the tales from all the naughty people and sometimes find myself speachless. Sure do enjoy them though and especially when they are well done like nookybear and joniebear have been doing of late.:p

BUMP!!

The Bumper!

:rose: :kiss: :rose:
 
Bad is a good thing ;)


need_to_be_bad said:
My story is simple. I used be very shy. A preacher’s daughter who always had to be good. During high school I always dated nice guys. What can I say it was nice. But, I didn’t feel passion. Then, I went away to college and began dating nice guys. Then, one day it occurred to me that I was not being watched by the people from my small town anymore. So, I started looking for a bad boy. Well, I found one.

He helped me discover a whole world of excitement, passion, and intensity that literally made me feel alive. Before I met him I was very naive. I never knew how to masturbate and my few sexual experiences were very passive, letting boyfriends do what they wanted, but I really didn’t respond. I had never even had a orgasm. When we first got together I was pretty clumsy at love making and unsure of myself. Then, after going together for over a year we started talking about fantasies. We stumbled by accident on what really drives me wild. We discovered that I could only get over my inhibitions if I was commanded to do things. Well, this discovery let the genie out of the bottle. And my bad boy, pretty much went hog wild thinking up sexy, outrageous things for me to do.

Well, I was in heaven. Because when, he controlled me I could let go and do anything and orgasm easily. Our lives went along happily like this for over eight months. it started out slow and then the pace of our activities became more and more intense. He even began to have me flirt with women. Then, things changed. I not really sure what happened. I would become more and more excited about what we were doing and hungry for more. After a while he began to become distant and eventually he broke up with me. It seems strange, but I feel like the reality that he could have anything he wanted and every wish fulfilled was too much for him.

Well, it’s been a little over six months that I’ve been on my own. I’ve tried to masturbate, but I haven’t been able to orgasm. I’ve come to the conclusion that I really miss being bad. And I realize that this man gave me a hunger that I don’t want to do without.

This is my situation. I am a new high school teacher in a medium size town. So, I feel that I’m back to a familiar story of having to be good because people are watching. I think that approaching local men wouldn’t be wise. But, there are several larger towns an hour or so away where nobody would know me.

This is my challenge. I can’t be bad by myself. I need to be told what to do. It all felt hopeless until I accidentally found this web site while playing around on a girlfriend’s computer. So, I came up with this crazy idea that maybe I could ask strangers to tell me what to do. Actually, the very idea of it has started making me excited. So, this is my strange request. I would love for people to tell me to do bad things. I would be open to responding to both men and women. (Because, I was a bit shocked but flirting with women really turned me on.)

So, please make me be bad. I need to be bad.


need_to_be_bad
 
joniebear said:
Hello everyone! I would like to apologize; I have not done anything FUN in the last couple of days. I have the flu. :(

I am really looking forward to getting back into the swing of things, it's getting really boring just laying in bed all the time. I hope to be able to post something great soon. Hope you all had a wonderful weekend!

Joniebear


Hopeyour flu is well gone now, and you are able to get back into teh swing of things sweetie.xx :(
 
joniebear is out and about on a road trip....here's hoping she has some fun things to share with us upon her return.
 
Wow! Glad to see I was so missed!! :) Thanks everyone..

I am fully recovered from my illness, thank goodness! It was bad for a while.. But, I'm back, and stronger than ever!

My weekend was beautiful. On Thursday, I went up to the cottage with my boyfriend and his parents. That place has always been very special to me, because it's where I had sex for the first time. Yes, my current boyfriend was my first! (although we broke up for a few months, which is when I became more experienced).

Since his parents were there, we didn't have the chance to have as much good erotic fun as we would have liked, but we did sneak in a few great orgasms each. Every chance his parents took the dog for a walk, we knew we had at least a half hour to play. The first time, we ran upstairs to his bedroom, and went at it hard and fast. It was a lot of fun, but we had to make it quick for fear of his parents arriving. But they arrived much later - and we wasted time playing cards. We kept joking that we could each have orgasmed at least another 4 times. :)

The next day, when his parents went out for their walk, he took me to the bathroom and sat me up on the counter. I love to have sex on THAT bathroom counter. It's the perfect height, and there's a mirror straight across from it - so I can see my boyfriends backside and watch him pumping in and out of me. To be honest, I love to watch the expressions on my face as I come.

We also had sex outside. We couldn't do it on the ground, since there was about a foot of snow, so we took out a towel and hung it over the railing so my butt wouldn't freeze against the wood. His cottage is high above water level - to get to the beach we have to go down about 90 stairs. The railing we had sex against was overlooking the lake (and since there were no leaves on the trees, we could see all the cottages across the lake). Just the thought of someone looking out their window, and seeing us, naked, on the balcony was exciting. Like I thought, the cold just made it more fun and exhilirating. We really should do that again soon. :)

We also had great sex at night, but we had to be very quiet since his parents were sleeping. Being a cottage, it's very quiet, and any noise is easily heard. So it was soft and sensual. We had the best of both worlds. Hard and fast during the day, gentle and beautiful during the night.

In all, I had sex 8 times from Thursday until Monday morning. Hm. I hadn't counted until now. :)

It was a fun weekend.

How about you? Did you have an eventful weekend?
 
...the funniest thing...I was up at the lake, walking my dog... I looked across the lake at the other cottages and....

I WISH! Welcome back Joniebear! That was a great tale!
 
welcome back joniebear

Your weekend was much more exciting and eventful than mine, so I'm very glad to read your report. At least some one is enjoying life to the fullest :)

Excellent as always, though we may have to work in some challenges that include your boyfriend :devil:

Perhaps something like "oral sex at least once a day for 2 weeks" or so ;)

SH
 
Wow! Looks like I have missed out on quite a bit since I was gone. My stupid computer went down and now I come back to some people having a lot of fun. I wish I had some good stories to report back, but I don't. Just the same ol' sex...good as always...but nothing exciting. Well I will be reading and keep you all up to date on how things are going on my end!
 
Wow! Looks like I have missed out on quite a bit since I was gone. My stupid computer went down and now I come back to some people having a lot of fun. I wish I had some good stories to report back, but I don't. Just the same ol' sex...good as always...but nothing exciting. Well I will be reading and keep you all up to date on how things are going on my end!
 
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