A serious and frank discussion about weiners and ding-dongs

[2021Noobie]

I was going to suggest “Twinkies” be added
And .., pink “snowballs”

But Twinkies for sure thanks to Zombieland

 

[hotwords229_A]

Speaking of pink balls . . .


https://www.madspread.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/stress-balls4.gif

Who owns a bit of “man art”?
Truck balls, a fertility idol, stress balls, a painting, etc.
Dicks and balls have even considered art pieces since day one, does anyone have a favorite?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Who owns a bit of “man art”?
Truck balls, a fertility idol, stress balls, a painting, etc.
Dicks and balls have even considered art pieces since day one, does anyone have a favorite?

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/fKYAAOSwMuZc24n6/s-l400.jpg

These would be fun to serve at dinner parties with your highfalutin friends.

Personally, I don’t own any phallic shaped anything. I’m not even comfortable having bananas in the house. When I have to buy bananas, I always make sure to tell everyone in the store that my doctor insists I have them for potassium purposes and that it isn’t sexual at all.

That way they know I’m straight.

 

[default24]

This sounds an awful lot like another thread I've seen around here...

 

[SassySheDevil]

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/fKYAAOSwMuZc24n6/s-l400.jpg

These would be fun to serve at dinner parties with your highfalutin friends.

Personally, I don’t own any phallic shaped anything. I’m not even comfortable having bananas in the house. When I have to buy bananas, I always make sure to tell everyone in the store that my doctor insists I have them for potassium purposes and that it isn’t sexual at all.

That way they know I’m straight.

I have these. Only not clear. Mine are colored. Granted, I have a whole penis collection. Including the stress penis. Penis ash tray.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This sounds an awful lot like another thread I've seen around here...

Yes, this thread was upgraded to the super mature and never goofy version of itself right here:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1548444

Both are a total ripoff of Cock Map.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Let’s finally unzip our truths and erect some interesting questions.

We are going to go balls deep on the topic of COCKS.

Don’t be shy. Don’t be embarrassed and please, for the love of God, don’t fill the inbox of a woman who seems “cock positive”. If you must share, go to the ampics thread and post a link—that way there is a choice. Thanks!

Also, don’t wait for me. If you have a question about cocks, balls, etc. by all means post them. Your questions are as interesting to me as your answers (and probably better than mine).

So, first question . . .

Do you think cocks sell? We all know boobs can sell anything, but how about a nice bulge? Do you think a good meaty bulge would improve sales? If a movie has full frontal dudity in it would you be more curious about seeing it? Would it be a little too much to see a billboard of a bulge on the highway, or just what’s needed to even the playing field? Discuss.

The Stones' Sticky Fingers sold a lot of copies. It didn't hurt that it was full of kick-ass music.

Childhood living
Is easy to do
The things you wanted
I bought them for you

Graceless lady
You know who I am
You know I can't let you
Slide through my hands

Wild horses
Couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses
Couldn't drag me away


https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/60788f72d115d425b54e8577/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/the-rolling-stones-sticky-fingers-lede-final.png

Sorry about the size thing

 

[AlexBailey]

Okay, aching question here for those guys who are particularly large...


Don't those huge soft dongs get in the way?

I'm a 'grower,' meaning I'm small when soft - tiny when cold, though I'm larger than average when hard. I mean sure, they're nice to look at, but even I have trouble with getting scrunched up all day.

And should I even mention the problems with low clearance in some toilets? The front of the bowl sometimes isn't even deep enough for me...

 

[DevisPixi]

I really thought this thread was going to be about the American obsession with the delicacy that is pig lips and arseholes.

Me, too, Rainshine. I was dwelling on whether the "frank discussion" was an intentional or accidental pun.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Interesting bump from an 2015 account that just started posting.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Interesting bump from an 2015 account that just started posting.

I think the recommended threads is resurrecting some interesting stuff

 

[Cabooseluvr]

I have heard it said that hot dogs aka wieners are made from
“Hearts, livers and lungs, assholes, ears and tongues”

 

[Booboobear84]

Let’s finally unzip our truths and erect some interesting questions.

We are going to go balls deep on the topic of COCKS.

Don’t be shy. Don’t be embarrassed and please, for the love of God, don’t fill the inbox of a woman who seems “cock positive”. If you must share, go to the ampics thread and post a link—that way there is a choice. Thanks!

Also, don’t wait for me. If you have a question about cocks, balls, etc. by all means post them. Your questions are as interesting to me as your answers (and probably better than mine).

So, first question . . .

Do you think cocks sell? We all know boobs can sell anything, but how about a nice bulge? Do you think a good meaty bulge would improve sales? If a movie has full frontal dudity in it would you be more curious about seeing it? Would it be a little too much to see a billboard of a bulge on the highway, or just what’s needed to even the playing field? Discuss.

I thought this thread was about junk food Hot dogs and Hostess products

 

[hotwords229_A]

I thought this thread was about junk food Hot dogs and Hostess products

It’s more about hot junk dogging Hostesses.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I think the recommended threads is resurrecting some interesting stuff

Yeah, that is definitely happening. I’d be shocked if that’s what happened in this particular bump, though.

 

[ericalauren]

On FetLife, I have a policy of rejecting any friend requests from people whose avatar is just a close-up of their erect penis. Does anyone else have a similar policy?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

On FetLife, I have a policy of rejecting any friend requests from people whose avatar is just a close-up of their erect penis. Does anyone else have a similar policy?

I have a policy of ‘my penis is not for public consumption’. File penis profile pics under ‘shit I don’t understand’.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I have a policy of ‘my penis is not for public consumption’. File penis profile pics under ‘shit I don’t understand’.

Also, don’t use that as your opener. A dick pic is not the way to chat someone up.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Also, don’t use that as your opener. A dick pic is not the way to chat someone up.

Depending on who you ask, the selfie I have up is enough of a dick pick already.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Depending on who you ask, the selfie I have up is enough of a dick pick already.

It’s a hint, not a close up of the meatstick.

 

[HeavyBalls]

As a Person of Penis I have experience what all my fellow brethren have—the dreaded “Tap”. AKA: being hit in the nuts.
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/12414737/Construction_nut_shot.0.gif

It’s the moment we all fear, because we know it’s always just around the corner, waiting. Everything that happens to us happens to our balls.

And yet, it’s funny every single time. I’ve even laughed myself when I got hit in the sack.

The moment happens and you have maybe a two second window before the ache sets in. It is an ache that goes from the bottom of your balls, through your stomach and out your butthole. There’s really nothing funny about it, and yet, it’s always funny.

America’s Funniest Home Videos made a multi decade series out of showing guys getting hit in the clackers—and an entire nation laughed.

Why is it so funny when guys get hit in the balls?
Why do our guy friends hit each other in the balls?
If a woman was hit in the vagina I would feel terrible, but seeing a guy get hit in the testicles makes me laugh my ass off. Why?

3 stooges principle. Pain is FUNNY.

To be dicks!

See point one. Also it oft happens after we have sympathy pains.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

It’s a hint, not a close up of the meatstick.

Oh, no no no, I was calling myself a name there.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh, no no no, I was calling myself a name there.

Oh . Sorry. I don’t think you’re a dick though

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Oh . Sorry. I don’t think you’re a dick though

I know, and thank you. I’m self-deprecating to a fault.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I know, and thank you. I’m self-deprecating to a fault.

Stop that.