A Real Doll

[Boxlicker101]

This is, literally, a real doll.

https://secure.realdoll.com/wp-cont.../images/brooklyn_rd2_config1_1-1376003754.jpg

It isn't Spam either, because I don't have a link to the site.

 

[MNGuy]

I'm just waiting for the day they robotize those things.

Then the inevitable software malfunction, and some loser loses a dick. (I said dick because losers don't have cocks.)

 

[Boxlicker101]

I'm just waiting for the day they robotize those things.

Then the inevitable software malfunction, and some loser loses a dick. (I said dick because losers don't have cocks.)

I wrote a story about one that malfunctioned.

 

[Disgustipated]

This is, literally, a real doll.

https://secure.realdoll.com/wp-cont.../images/brooklyn_rd2_config1_1-1376003754.jpg

It isn't Spam either, because I don't have a link to the site.

Do they make an under aged one for yourself.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Do they make an under aged one for yourself.

They make them to order. If I were to buy one, she would be less than a month old when she arrived. In case you are interested, they make boytoys too.

 

[Kiss_me_gently]

In a sex shop I saw these dolls that cost thousands of bucks. I think it's creepy to be honest.

 

[Boxlicker101]

In a sex shop I saw these dolls that cost thousands of bucks. I think it's creepy to be honest.

This one costs $6,000. Whether she's worth it or not would depend on the customer's finances.

 

[Disgustipated]

In a sex shop I saw these dolls that cost thousands of bucks. I think it's creepy to be honest.

The op wants to fuck his granddaughter, nothing creepier than that.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

What the fuck is the matter with you. Why can't you go out and fuck a real girl?

Scotty

 

[Saint Peter]

Fuck.

Scotty?

 

[Kiss_me_gently]

The op wants to fuck his granddaughter, nothing creepier than that.

Really?

That is very gross.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Fuck.

Scotty?

That's basically all Scotty does.

Scotty

 

[BotanyBoy]

Fuck.

Scotty?

 

[MNGuy]

Rule 34;

Real Doll Sex

 

[Boxlicker101]

The op wants to fuck his granddaughter, nothing creepier than that.

And in her ass.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm going to marry one!



Probably in California.

 

[KRCummings]

Not judging or anything but...wait, yes I am judging. It's fucking creepy. Find a girlfriend.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Too many of them are like KRC...



:shudder:

 

[run_silent]

I have seen other stories about "real dolls" and they seem more lifelike than anything I i've ever seen. Not my cup of tea but only people without any kind of sex toy can through the first stone.

 

[Kiss_me_gently]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ0hbQRG-n4

 

[KRCummings]

I have seen other stories about "real dolls" and they seem more lifelike than anything I i've ever seen. Not my cup of tea but only people without any kind of sex toy can through the first stone.

One of my favorites jokes is Jesus comes upon the adulteress being stoned and says "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and suddenly a huge rock flies out of the crowd and hits the woman upside the head. Jesus looks that way and says "Mom, you stay out of this."

 

[blackleggings]

It was only not creepy with Lars and that's because they were in love.

 

[KRCummings]

It was only not creepy with Lars and that's because they were in love.

I still haven't seen that. I have it in Netflix queue but just haven't been in the right mood. Love Mr. Gosling. Loooooooooooove him. And not for his acting ability if you know what I mean and I think you do.

 

[blackleggings]

I still haven't seen that. I have it in Netflix queue but just haven't been in the right mood. Love Mr. Gosling. Loooooooooooove him. And not for his acting ability if you know what I mean and I think you do.

It's such a sweet movie and yes, I do know what you mean.

 

[KRCummings]

It's such a sweet movie and yes, I do know what you mean.

He is so fucking hot. Heath Ledger used to be my fantasy regular guy but after he died I went to Gosling. The Rock is still my fantasy strong man who I want to take me like a cavewoman but Gosling is my boy next door who I want to have a hot, discreet affair with. Yeah, baby. Yeah.