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Indeed, my friend. Indeed.
Sometimes I find myself talking to 22 year old chicks and I feel like I'm having an out of body experience looking at myself having this conversation and thinking "are you serious, dude? come on."
Have you tried Dolf?![]()
LOL...Now you're getting into triple bag jobs.
Workout and make good money.
It's all there for the taking if you simply refuse to settle for anything less.
Then you can fuck, love, whatever anyone you want.
I'm nothing to write home about, and in fact could be marketed as Female Repellent.
But I've often pondered the question of body vs. face. Sometimes I think a hot body is more important, and sometimes I think a beautiful face is. I guess it's really a sliding scale; a super hot body will make up for a less attractive face, and vice-versa. There comes a point though that one attribute will not cancel out the deficiency in the other aspect.
As the saying goes: Sexy, Smart, Sane - you can only pick two.
Ellipses take more effort than periods. I don't get it.
Ellipses take more effort than periods. I don't get it.
not quite.
Ah, yes, easy mistake to make. Dolf, not Gandolf. Dolf is the goddess you can't touch.![]()
I'm still a 34.
Won't comment on the bank accounts.
Love my wife dearly.
How far out of shape are you? Meaning, how long do you anticipate it will take for you to get back to where you are physically compatible with the type of feminine bodies you seek? If we're talking a few months, just stick to it and this problem solves itself.
It's good to know that while time has been unkind to your bank balance and your waistline, you're still a smug, womanizing prick.
Not crazy far out of shape, but about 20lbs away from where I feel most comfortable (I'm tall).
I will be fine in a few months, body wise and in god willing, bank wise as well.
Thanks.![]()
I turn 31 in a week. I think I can still get a chick with supple skin and firm tits.