A quick question on butterface bitches...

[Aquagal]

Nothing says Happy Birthday to me more than a hooker that doesn't need a bag on her face.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The older I get the less I look at women under 35. They seem like children to me. I have sons and daughters in law that age. I know this sounds bad but I'm beginning to see them as being more in need of protection instead of objects of sexual exploitation.

There are many decent looking and desirable women in the late 30s, 40s, and 50s, still walking around and available. Women are relative to one's age in my opinion. Outside of an appreciation for the visual beauty and photographic value of the female form, young women in their 20s and early 30s don't do much for me, an older more experienced woman in decent shape is another matter.

My usual prey are +- 10 years of me. But I'm no pussy bigot. I saw an assistant prosecutor Monday who had legs all the way to her ass, and a sweet face, and body. Just once don't make anybody a pervert, right?

 

[Debbie]

Try making the lady a picnic basket complete with champagne, choc dipped strawberries, oysters or yummy nibbles you can feed each other with.

And of course a lovely gift wrapped box for her.

Complete with a beautiful mask to cover her face with.

Then tell her it's sexy time.



Or if you're doing things on the cheap then a burger and fries will do and the paper bag the food comes in will suffice.

If you need more dating tips then pm hobbit. He's a charmer and knows how to charm the ladies.

I'm wearing my fav mask to cover my hag face. Mmm Smeagol is so sexy.


Good luck.

 

[CHNOPS]

The older I get the less I look at women under 35. They seem like children to me. I have sons and daughters in law that age. I know this sounds bad but I'm beginning to see them as being more in need of protection instead of objects of sexual exploitation.

There are many decent looking and desirable women in the late 30s, 40s, and 50s, still walking around and available. Women are relative to one's age in my opinion. Outside of an appreciation for the visual beauty and photographic value of the female form, young women in their 20s and early 30s don't do much for me, an older more experienced woman in decent shape is another matter.

The bold part, at least, is true.

 

[Marquis]

Jesus, you don't have the right to be out of shape at 31 son. Get your ass into your running shoes and get out on the road. You got a lot of years of serious pussy poking yet, you're too young to quit.

Well, considering I was out of shape for most of my life, I still consider being in shape a triumph and not the default. That said, I'm doing what I should, it just takes time.

Nothing says Happy Birthday to me than a hooker that doesn't need a bag on her face.

You know, I could've never foreseen this, but I could see hookers being a part of my life in the future. For one, I live in SE Asia, where the hookers are hot, cheap and plentiful. Second, it just seems like a very tidy option.

I dont know, I hold out hope that the day may still return where I can head to a bar and come home with a willing partner about 50% of the time.

 

[Marquis]

Try making the lady a picnic basket complete with champagne, choc dipped strawberries, oysters or yummy nibbles you can feed each other with.

And of course a lovely gift wrapped box for her.

Complete with a beautiful mask to cover her face with.

Then tell her it's sexy time.



Or if you're doing things on the cheap then a burger and fries will do and the paper bag the food comes in will suffice.

If you need more dating tips then pm hobbit. He's a charmer and knows how to charm the ladies.

I'm wearing my fav mask to cover my hag face. Mmm Smeagol is so sexy.


Good luck.

Hmmmm, this is not terrible advice. Offset the dickishness of asking her to wear a bag with the sweetness of a romantic date. This could work!

 

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[butters]

<-- guess i have a butterface

some people are just plain ugly, whatever the wrapping. so it looks like you're gonna get what you pay for, marquis, and even then the women'll be talking about how they're only doing you for the cash. nevermind.

 

[islandman]

Thanks islandman, comfort with my own douchebaggery is probably what I'm known best for.

How about suggesting you both wear a bag over your heads? This way, you get what you want and there's a chance she's also getting what she wants.

Win-win.

 

[pointless]

The bold part, at least, is true.

some of the rest is true as well. i know i have a hard time checking out girls in their early twenties now that my niece has hit that age. sure, this is partially because most of the girls i meet that age are her friends and i've known some of them since they were annoying tweens, but, yeah, it fucks with shit. it's for the best, really.

 

[Marquis]

How about suggesting you both wear a bag over your heads? This way, you get what you want and there's a chance she's also getting what she wants.

Win-win.

My head is the main reason women are fucking me at this point, but it's worth a shot.

I actually had a girl say to me recently that she would come to my house and fuck me as long as I didn't say anything. Could be another area for compromise to look into.

 

[islandman]

My head is the main reason women are fucking me at this point, but it's worth a shot.

I actually had a girl say to me recently that she would come to my house and fuck me as long as I didn't say anything. Could be another area for compromise to look into.

You should charge her for that pleasure.

You get your nut on and your wallet fattens up a little.

 

[CHNOPS]

some of the rest is true as well. i know i have a hard time checking out girls in their early twenties now that my niece has hit that age. sure, this is partially because most of the girls i meet that age are her friends and i've known some of them since they were annoying tweens, but, yeah, it fucks with shit. it's for the best, really.

The me, the real change has been how hot I find "mom bodies" these days. A little life on their bones. Like each body has a built-in backstory.

However, it has not taken away from my appreciation of younger women, only expanded the range of women I find attractive. Which these days seems to be limited to all of them.

 

[IndieSnob]

He lies. 99% of the photos he has right-clicked and saved are of 30 and younger.

90% of those are Asian so he can relive his fantasies.

 

[parodyluvr75]

As the saying goes: Sexy, Smart, Sane - you can only pick two.

I'm all those but never more than two of them at any given time. Alright, I'm usually one of those at any given time.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Why do they need brains if you just want to get your jollies off?

Perplexing really.

 

[Wrong Element]

I actually had a girl say to me recently that she would come to my house and fuck me as long as I didn't say anything.

Congratulations, you're a bimbo.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Literoticans, I must admit I am not quite the man I used to be. Bank account a little slimmer. Waist a little wider. Things have gotten so bad, I've recently been forced to make some slight adjustments to the females I've been mating with.

Let me stop you right here. No man on Lit has a slim bank account! Slim hips - yes, slim bank account - never! You're all financial wizards who make repeated killings on whatever stock exchange is nearest to the airfield where your private jet is parked.

What preposterous assertions will you make next? That you didn't write your PhD thesis on quantum physics in between changing nappies for your sister’s triplets and doing a charity climb of Mount Kilimanjaro???
These kinds of reckless assertions will have to stop. Please revise your silly post forthwith. Thank you.

 

[Laurel]

Congratulations, you're a bimbo.

/thread

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Let me stop you right here. No man on Lit has a slim bank account! Slim hips - yes, slim bank account - never! You're all financial wizards who make repeated killings on whatever stock exchange is nearest to the airfield where your private jet is parked.

What preposterous assertions will you make next? That you didn't write your PhD thesis on quantum physics in between changing nappies for your sister’s triplets and doing a charity climb of Mount Kilimanjaro???
These kinds of reckless assertions will have to stop. Please revise your silly post forthwith. Thank you.

Are you my ex?

How does she know so much!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Body is way more important than face in the realm of lust. You don't fuck the face, as they say.

Face is all about the male hierarchy struggle: "I have the hottest girlfriend". "My career is going great--I'm intercoursing models."


Body is what gets the balls pumping fuckjuice.

A woman with a truly banging bod will be hot as long as she takes care of herself, has good skin, etc, even if she looks like a fucking gorilla: case in point, my favorite female celeb, Serena Williams.

 

[CHNOPS]

Body is way more important than face in the realm of lust. You don't fuck the face, as they say.

Face is all about the male hierarchy struggle: "I have the hottest girlfriend". "My career is going great--I'm intercoursing models."


Body is what gets the balls pumping fuckjuice.

A woman with a truly banging bod will be hot as long as she takes care of herself, has good skin, etc, even if she looks like a fucking gorilla: case in point, my favorite female celeb, Serena Williams.

You take that back right now.

 

[1HF]

Body is way more important than face in the realm of lust. You don't fuck the face, as they say.

Face is all about the male hierarchy struggle: "I have the hottest girlfriend". "My career is going great--I'm intercoursing models."


Body is what gets the balls pumping fuckjuice.

A woman with a truly banging bod will be hot as long as she takes care of herself, has good skin, etc, even if she looks like a fucking gorilla: case in point, my favorite female celeb, Serena Williams.

Quit ruining my day.

 

[Debbie]

Hmmmm, this is not terrible advice. Offset the dickishness of asking her to wear a bag with the sweetness of a romantic date. This could work!

I try to never, ever give terrible advice.



I asked hubby what his thoughts on your predicament are and he sagely replied;

"Bitch, you are so verbose. I am going to succinctly tell the man he needs to buy a manly T shirt that reads in bold typeface;

"Lady, you are fugly but still rootable."

My man knows how to get the ladies.

He said that if that doesn't work then you need to turn on your manly charms. If you're lacking in that department then you are not gonna get laid anytime soon.

 

[Angeline]

I think it's great how you're comfortable with your own douchebaggery.

This above all: to thine own self be true. ~ Polonius

Polonius was a pompous old fool who couldn't take his own advice, but the sentiment is true.