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I'm making steak tonight.
Would you like your blowjob before or after dinner?
No wonder you never have a date.
Frimost said:Why have dates when you can have raisens?
Who on earth would call you Caligula?Frimost said:May I Please have it during dinner thank you very much?
They don’t call me Caligula for nothing you know.
Who on earth would call you Caligula?
______sanjuaneros said:WTF?
pagancowgirl said:I just sent my husband out into the snow and ice and freezing cold to retrieve me some Chinese food. He's gotta make a 30 mile round trip to do it too.