A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

love dancing

only trouble is, my hiips do one thing in time with the music but my belly kinda does its own thing :D

Well that is part of the fun of belly dancing. And I'm thinking with that rack, not many gazes are gonna get as far down as your belly, most of your jiggle is gonna be higher up. :devil:
 
Well that is part of the fun of belly dancing. And I'm thinking with that rack, not many gazes are gonna get as far down as your belly, most of your jiggle is gonna be higher up. :devil:

i'd have you know my hip movements were mesmerising - once, lol, like about 35 years ago :eek::D

*jiggles ma bits* now if i could only do it like shakira.... :devil:
 
i'd have you know my hip movements were mesmerising - once, lol, like about 35 years ago :eek::D

*jiggles ma bits* now if i could only do it like shakira.... :devil:

Ha, if we could do it like Shakira we would, often :D.
I want her lovely tan belly. Redheads don't tan :(
 
Ha, if we could do it like Shakira we would, often :D.
I want her lovely tan belly. Redheads don't tan :(

:D

i'm an ex dark blonde and tan only lightly and with freckly bits.... the belly stays underwraps and pale :rolleyes: imma workin on it. not that it ever got brown before, just less. . . dough-white :devil:

red-heads gotta head-start over the rest of us, now dance *throws popcorn atya* :cool:
 
:D

i'm an ex dark blonde and tan only lightly and with freckly bits.... the belly stays underwraps and pale :rolleyes: imma workin on it. not that it ever got brown before, just less. . . dough-white :devil:

red-heads gotta head-start over the rest of us, now dance *throws popcorn atya* :cool:

I'm a dancin' but it's to a slow Joe Purdy tune, so it's a lot of swaying and slow hip rolls. There's almost always music playing here. Hubby picks a playlist each evening and we let it play until the next evening. With over 8K songs there's a lot of variety. Today's is Folk/Americana. Not gonna find belly dancing music in there, lol.
 
I agree! 'Cause a house party at Hypoxia's sounds like a good idea to me.
Yes, it IS a good idea. Okay, all are invited. We'll light the BBQs and bonfires (in safe firepits, of course) and turn on the meadow sprinklers for those who like wet fun, clothing optional. Everyone bring food, drinks, medicinal pot, condoms, lubes, camping gear (we have a couple acres of forest here), instruments (acoustic or electric), towels, curious friends, etc. Bring hammocks to hang betwixt the cedars. You're welcome to hunt and cook any deer or wild turkeys you find on our place. We'll make enough noise to keep our local bear and puma at bay, but you should leave your pets and toddlers home - our beasts find them tasty appetizers.

Location: take the highway down from Lake Tahoe over Kit Carson Pass and swing right at the first Volcano turnoff. We're just down the road. Date and time: whenever you show up. Cost: the hosts deserve to be slurped, of course.
 
Man that sounds like my kinda party. With hubby working 12+ hour days and the wee one not ready for sleepovers, it'll have be a happy place I visit only in my mind. But if ya ever see a little redhead wondering your woods, just holler out Trixie, 'cause it'll likely be me.
 
Man that sounds like my kinda party. With hubby working 12+ hour days and the wee one not ready for sleepovers, it'll have be a happy place I visit only in my mind. But if ya ever see a little redhead wondering your woods, just holler out Trixie, 'cause it'll likely be me.

Ah, little redheads, mmmm good. Just look for H.SMURF on the mailbox.

--Hypoxia [gasp!] Smurf, ULC
 
Your challenge for today is to belly dance to Duelling Banjos :D
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You might need a lie down on the couch after :D
 
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Ha! Are you part of the blue man group too?
In this quadrant, we call it the Bleu Hominid Group, and it rocks on, and off, and on again, like a switch. Very few bleu (not blew) hominids in the vicinity. (Reminds me of the old joke about the gangster's GF.) And the beat goes on.
 
Sounds good
Vodka and tobasco
It's afternoon. I've stopped flying the friendly skies with Willie, anyhow.
He's on the pool table, stoned, warblin about the girls he's loved before. What a fuck!
I punched in some van morrison, staring through my cig smoke at some ass hole across the bar.
"hey! Whaddya starin at, dickhead?"
Oh, never mind
It's a mirror
 
Sounds good
Vodka and tobasco
It's afternoon. I've stopped flying the friendly skies with Willie, anyhow.
He's on the pool table, stoned, warblin about the girls he's loved before. What a fuck!
I punched in some van morrison, staring through my cig smoke at some ass hole across the bar.
"hey! Whaddya starin at, dickhead?"
Oh, never mind
It's a mirror

a puppy with multiple personality disorder? or just a disorderly in da bar?

vodka? tick (we need a tick emote!)
tomato juice? separately - tick
more vodka? double tick
you guys can share the hot sauce
 
Better skip the hot sauce
~no telling what she might do with it.
"oh! That wasn't lube? Tsk tsk, my mistake"
 
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