A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[Tsotha]

where's that dastardly evil-doer? i wanna buy him a drink

Hi butters what's u... BLOODY HELL what happened to those stools? Shame on you, Guido!

*Guido keeps impassive, chewing a bamboo shoot*

 

[HarryHill]

*Looks into your screen* Time to call Inspector Cousteau.

 

[butters]

Hiya, I'm having JD Honey and sweet tea. I fell in love with it the first time I had it...it has a bite and sweet at the same time. What are lamb samosas? I'd google it I'm heading back to work already. Just popped on to say hi!

as in jack daniels?

lamb samosa = triangular parcles of delicious spicy minced lamb wrapped in crispy light filo pastry. yum

Hi butters what's u... BLOODY HELL what happened to those stools? Shame on you, Guido!

*Guido keeps impassive, chewing a bamboo shoot*

*keeps lips zipped - guido can handle this *

*Looks into your screen* Time to call Inspector Cousteau.

cousteau's right given the rain we're getting over the next fortnight
bring flippers

 

[HarryHill]

as in jack daniels?

lamb samosa = triangular parcles of delicious spicy minced lamb wrapped in crispy light filo pastry. yum


*keeps lips zipped - guido can handle this *


cousteau's right given the rain we're getting over the next fortnight
bring flippers

Cocked it up didn't I? < backstroke

 

[HarryHill]

No tennis when it rains in England, no Crewe, no steeple chase, just indoor sports

 

[butters]

No tennis when it rains in England, no Crewe, no steeple chase, just indoor sports

indoor sports can be . . . quite stimulating, i hear.

 

[Matryoshka]

as in jack daniels?

lamb samosa = triangular parcles of delicious spicy minced lamb wrapped in crispy light filo pastry. yum


*keeps lips zipped - guido can handle this *


cousteau's right given the rain we're getting over the next fortnight
bring flippers

Yes ma'am...Jack Daniels honey whiskey. With sweet tea they call it a Whiskey Girl....or at least the do in Toby Keith's restaurant. I rarely ever drink but these last couple days have been doozies. So what's better than a salute among friends?

Lamb samosa sounds yummy.

 

[HarryHill]

Yes ma'am...Jack Daniels honey whiskey. With sweet tea they call it a Whiskey Girl....or at least the do in Toby Keith's restaurant. I rarely ever drink but these last couple days have been doozies. So what's better than a salute among friends?

Lamb samosa sounds yummy.

I live 14 miles from the distillery. On warm summer nights you can hear the mating call of the Southern Belle there "I'm drunk ya'll!

 

[butters]

I live 14 miles from the distillery. On warm summer nights you can hear the mating call of the Southern Belle there "I'm drunk ya'll!

the boss' favourite drink - jd and coke

 

[HarryHill]

the boss' favourite drink - jd and coke

Lmao, she's from South Hampton right?
I wonder if I can bring a bottle and it be duty free?

 

[butters]

Lmao, she's from South Hampton right?
I wonder if I can bring a bottle and it be duty free?

south hampton? is that a funny 'cos it's gone 'whoosh' right over my head if it is. she's a dagenham bird.

personally, i wouldn't bother bringing a bottle; i'll fill you in in pm politics. ha

 

[HarryHill]

south hampton? is that a funny 'cos it's gone 'whoosh' right over my head if it is. she's a dagenham bird.

personally, i wouldn't bother bringing a bottle; i'll fill you in in pm politics. ha

to busy answering pms to write here butters
..
Southern Belle/ South Hampton
..
no bottle I'll be drinking gin or wine coffee more likely I'll get in at my 1:00 am

 

[HarryHill]

So good night and adieu, mes ami the call to horizontal can not be refused
and parting is a bitch with smiles like these splitting a stoic face

 

[twelveoone]

a bar stool with no seat
is not fun
-Vlad, the Impaler

 

[HarryHill]

a bar stool with no seat
is not fun
-Vlad, the Impaler

Try the couch, - Marques de Sade

 

[HarryHill]

*pours a large whisky, sips looking out into the rain*

 

[butters]

*slips onto the stool next to Harry*

mind if i join you? i hear the service here is second to none

 

[Tsotha]

*Tsotha wanders in, sees butters sitting two heads higher than Harry, and smiles slyly.*

 

[butters]

*Tsotha wanders in, sees butters sitting two heads higher than Harry, and smiles slyly.*

*giggles*

c'mon, pull up the three legged stool. we have alkaholll

 

[Tsotha]

*Sits on a stool, ends up a head lower than Harry*

So. Lovely weather we're having, eh?

 

[HarryHill]

*slips onto the stool next to Harry*

mind if i join you? i hear the service here is second to none

*shoves the bottle over, reaches behind the bar for a glass* Pour your own poison

*Sits on a stool, ends up a head lower than Harry*

So. Lovely weather we're having, eh?

Nice so far, I hear there may be rain next week

 

[Tsotha]

*shoves the bottle over, reaches behind the bar for a glass* Pour your own poison


Nice so far, I hear there may be rain next week

Well, if you forgo the raincoats, you should probably have this. *passes Harry a big umbrella for two*

 

[butters]

*Sits on a stool, ends up a head lower than Harry*

So. Lovely weather we're having, eh?

*oh my god, the pictures...*

*shoves the bottle over, reaches behind the bar for a glass* Pour your own poison


Nice so far, I hear there may be rain next week

k

well, some service.
*pours a generous measure, passes the bottle down the bar to tso*

Well, if you forgo the raincoats, you should probably have this. *passes Harry a big umbrella for two*

aw

 

[Tsotha]

*catches the bottle, remembers the last time he decided to drink tequila, Jägermeister, wine, beer and whiskey, all at once*

I think I'll have a soda.

 

[HarryHill]

*catches the bottle, remembers the last time he decided to drink tequila, Jägermeister, wine, beer and whiskey, all at once*

I think I'll have a soda.

Laugh my ass off I do remember, surprising that. I'm off ppl. going to start another book n maybe sleep