A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[HarryHill]

You dribbled?

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I knew there was a better than even chance that post would invoke the spirit
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hello lady. Cocktail?
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*wipes dribbles off bar*

 

[butters]

baby, it's cold outside

what ya got to warm me up, 'tender?

 

[HarryHill]

baby, it's cold outside

what ya got to warm me up, 'tender?

.. Besides me?
Kahlua n coffee, it may work for tea, never tried it
seems like a waste of good earl grey though, or lipton
love how the steamy fumes fill your nostrils

 

[butters]

.. Besides me?
Kahlua n coffee, it may work for tea, never tried it
seems like a waste of good earl grey though, or lipton
love how the steamy fumes fill your nostrils

howsabout as well as?

i'm game; my hands are cold so wrapping them around a steaming hot mug would do the trick

busy working tonight, 'tender? the bar seems a little quiet....

 

[HarryHill]

howsabout as well as?

i'm game; my hands are cold so wrapping them around a steaming hot mug would do the trick

busy working tonight, 'tender? the bar seems a little quiet....

Seems we're alone for the moment. Take a sip, slip your hands inside my jacket, you'll warm nicely.

 

[butters]

Seems we're alone for the moment. Take a sip, slip your hands inside my jacket, you'll warm nicely.

*smells then delicately sips the steaming mug - eyes widen in pleasure

takes another then places it on the bar. i slip off the stool and turn to you, take you up on your offer*

 

[HarryHill]

*smells then delicately sips the steaming mug - eyes widen in pleasure

takes another then places it on the bar. i slip off the stool and turn to you, take you up on your offer*

*Curtain falls, silence ensues*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Bump, bump, bump, bump gasp. Bump, bump, bump, bump gasp.

 

[butters]

Bump, bump, bump, bump gasp. Bump, bump, bump, bump gasp.

turn the lights on, annie, and you'll be able to see where you're going

 

[Remec]

turn the lights on, annie, and you'll be able to see where you're going

Now now...some of us like watching Annie go bump (or is that bumping Annie? ), y'know?

 

[butters]

Now now...some of us like watching Annie go bump (or is that bumping Annie? ), y'know?

you'll be able to see with the lights on - we can blindfold annie

 

[butters]

nabbed this from over on the GB - 'cos it made me grin

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7853999360/hC143A3AF/

 

[HarryHill]

nabbed this from over on the GB - 'cos it made me grin

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7853999360/hC143A3AF/

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funny
.
*looks around with a silly grin, begins setting all in order while humming some forgotten tune from the '70's*

 

[HarryHill]

you'll be able to see with the lights on - we can blindfold annie

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I think she's been blindfolded before.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Now now...some of us like watching Annie go bump (or is that bumping Annie? ), y'know?

shushhhhhhhh

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I think she's been blindfolded before.

shushhhhhhhh

 

[butters]

..
funny
.
*looks around with a silly grin, begins setting all in order while humming some forgotten tune from the '70's*

it is

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I think she's been blindfolded before.

i think that's a pretty safe bet if you can find a bookie to take your odds

shushhhhhhhh



shushhhhhhhh

yeah yeah, protest all you like, annie . . . but i've been back reading things about pianos

 

[butters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9K27HvhDxA&list=RD028Pa9x9fZBtY

 

[HarryHill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9K27HvhDxA&list=RD028Pa9x9fZBtY

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not available in my country I love Dire Straits too.

 

[butters]

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not available in my country I love Dire Straits too.

hmmn, try this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U

they are so gooooooddddd

 

[butters]

is it working for you, harry?

 

[butters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW5amB1AjpA

 

[butters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO0jK0udNTo

*dancin'*

 

[HarryHill]

is it working for you, harry?

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no

*pouts*

 

[butters]

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no

*pouts*

damnit, man, you're gonna have to find some your end then. *sighs*
EDIT: i had the GB version of youtube open - hang on
DOUBLE EDIT: it won't let me access anything but the UK version of youtube. i must need to change my settings. grrr

pour me a brandy, please? it feels like a brandy sort of evening. and no calories!

 

[HarryHill]

damnit, man, you're gonna have to find some your end then. *sighs*
EDIT: i had the GB version of youtube open - hang on
DOUBLE EDIT: it won't let me access anything but the UK version of youtube. i must need to change my settings. grrr

pour me a brandy, please? it feels like a brandy sort of evening. and no calories!

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there's always calories in alcohol, right? *pours a double napoleon* did I lose another pm? I need to hook my speakers back up, headphones aren't doing it. don't growl, well, at least not here