A plot bunny for someone?

SeaCat

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A couple of days ago the wife and I wandered over to the local mall. She wanted to visit the new H&M Store to check out what they had.

Now I readily admit to hating shopping with my wife. She's the kind who wanders from rack to rack and back to the earlier rack. (She seems to enjoy this so,,,,,)

Instead of following her from rack to rack i found a convenient place and parked myself in a chair.

A short time later a young lady in skin tight jeans comes tottering over in high heeled boots. (She's test fitting the boots.) At the same time my wife comes over to show me a Turtleneck she had found.

Before I could stand from my chair the young lady turns around and loses her balance on her high heels. (I gather that like my wife she isn't used to "Heels".) She tried to catch her balance but one ankle turned slightly and she ended up ass first in my lap. The legs of the chair can't take this impact and fold toppling us backwards. Now I'm laying on my back with my legs in the air with this young lady laying on top of me.

Needless to say I'm a bit startled, almost as startled as the young lady. We lay there for a second in shock as my wife just stands there trying to figure out what had just happened. Finally it must have dawned on the young lady that she was laying on a stranger and she starts squirming to get up, all this does is grind her tight little butt into my lap.

My wife took pity on the youngster and helped her climb to her feet. They both turned to help me up while the young lady starts appologising while she starts to blush. I can't help it and I start chuckling. I looked at her and told her that at least she had a soft place to land.

What the hell, I wasn't hurt and I ended up with a tight bodied sweetheart in my lap.

Of course my wife had to get a dig in afterwards. She told me she had to step in and help the young lady up before I lifted her off my lap without using my hands. (My wife has been with me too long not to have picked up some of my sense of humor.)

Cat
 
Because when you were single, it would have been HOT! not OMG, FUNNY!

Funny is always better in my experience. You're lucky- the last chick that fell in my lap outweighed me by at least 75 pounds, and smelled like beer and BO.
 
Cute, I like it. (So does my wife, she's chuckling.)

Now why didn't things like this happen when I was single?

Cat

Because when you were single, you didn't even know what H&M stood for. ;) :D

Because when you were single, it would have been HOT! not OMG, FUNNY!

Funny is always better in my experience. You're lucky- the last chick that fell in my lap outweighed me by at least 75 pounds, and smelled like beer and BO.

How many times have we got to tell you, stay out of the hardware department at Sears. :eek: :D
 
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