A Noobs response

[BucksMaster]

He sure is going out of his way to say, "Hey„ look! I'm English, . . . not American at all.

I reckon it's a double bluff.Kill the fucker!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Usually the 'initiation' involves determining whether or not someone has humor or wit.

That answers that.

This.

But not only this. Noob initiations are also a test of situational awareness. I am repeatedly amazed at clueless initiates who have not the slightest idea of what is actually going as they are being flayed.

There are few acts of "character" more revealing and entertaining than the prey protesting their outrage and "innocence" to the predator and demanding civility, justice and a sense of fair play.

 

[Recidiva]

This.

But not only this. Noob initiations are also a test of situational awareness. I am repeatedly amazed at clueless initiates who have not the slightest idea of what is actually going as they are being flayed.

There are few acts of "character" more revealing and entertaining than the prey protesting their outrage and "innocence" to the predator and demanding civility, justice and a sense of fair play.

"Perhaps if you are looking for civility, justice and a sense of fair play, I can direct you to somewhere heavily modded, hopefully with a like button."

It's wonderful when people jump right in and do beautifully. It does happen, and I have a bunch of friends from it.

 

[butters]

"Perhaps if you are looking for civility, justice and a sense of fair play, I can direct you to somewhere heavily modded, hopefully with a like button."

It's wonderful when people jump right in and do beautifully. It does happen, and I have a bunch of friends from it.

and yet, given judicious use of ones faculties and the ignore button, this board offers just that in dollops when it's left to operate as a community.

yes, yes indeed

 

[BucksMaster]

There are few acts of "character" more revealing and entertaining than the prey protesting their outrage and "innocence" to the predator and demanding civility, justice and a sense of fair play.

Agreed,has this happened recently,then?

 

[BucksMaster]

"Perhaps if you are looking for civility, justice and a sense of fair play, I can direct you to somewhere heavily modded, hopefully with a like button."

It's wonderful when people jump right in and do beautifully. It does happen, and I have a bunch of friends from it.

Would you like to be my friend?

 

[Recidiva]

Would you like to be my friend?

Do you like video games?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Would you like to be my friend?

I read that in the voice of Jigsaw.

 

[Recidiva]

I read that in the voice of Jigsaw.

"Shall we play a game?"

 

[BucksMaster]

Do you like video games?

I don't really if I'm honest.When I were a lad used to play the original space invaders game,the one where you used to sit down and play against your partner having first put 10p(circa 20 cents ?)in the slot.Fucking useless I was at it,but great fun none the less.

 

[BucksMaster]

I read that in the voice of Jigsaw.

Not Oliver Twist?

 

[about_average]

When any new member joins a forum,it is customary to give the more opinionated ones an 'initiation ceremony'.

Sez who?

 

[Recidiva]

I don't really if I'm honest.When I were a lad used to play the original space invaders game,the one where you used to sit down and play against your partner having first put 10p(circa 20 cents ?)in the slot.Fucking useless I was at it,but great fun none the less.

Yes, I know what Space Invaders is.

Okay, so scratch that.

That's okay, I have friends that have no interest in video games, some of them are even in this thread and if they can forgive me, I can forgive them.

Any other talents, things at which you are not fucking useless?

 

[BucksMaster]

Yes, I know what Space Invaders is.

Okay, so scratch that.

That's okay, I have friends that have no interest in video games, some of them are even in this thread and if they can forgive me, I can forgive them.

Any other talents, things at which you are not fucking useless?

I can write 300 words at once without using the space bar.

And ...

... Well that's about it really

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Agreed,has this happened recently,then?

Constantly. People wander in here with a big, goofy grin and a "Howdy neighbor" and are horrified at the hatred that is immediately heaped upon them.

 

[BucksMaster]

Sez who?

Well it happens on my forums across the world.

I think it was Que who mentioned it in this forum to me( post #40)


http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1238972&page=2

 

[Recidiva]

I can write 300 words at once without using the space bar.

And ...

... Well that's about it really

300wordsatonce

So can I!

I've discovered a new, fairly useless talent!

Seriously, if that's your superpower, you should get a refund.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

300wordsatonce

So can I!

I've discovered a new, fairly useless talent!

Seriously, if that's your superpower, you should get a refund.

How to win a bet in a bar. ^^^ Probably have to wait to near closing, but still...

 

[Recidiva]

How to win a bet in a bar. ^^^ Probably have to wait to near closing, but still...

This is why I stay at home a lot.

I can victimize and bamboozle for free, no waiting.

 

[BucksMaster]

300wordsatonce

So can I!

I've discovered a new, fairly useless talent!

Seriously, if that's your superpower, you should get a refund.

It's not but I tend not to want to be the centre of attention,so I keep my light hidden under a bushel most of the time(if Kate ever finds out I will probably get arrested,of course)

 

[Recidiva]

It's not but I tend not to want to be the centre of attention,so I keep my light hidden under a bushel most of the time(if Kate ever finds out I will probably get arrested,of course)

You are the light of the world.

Do you like musicals?

 

[BucksMaster]

You are the light of the world.

Do you like musicals?

I like them with the sound turned off if I'm honest.

Do you?

 

[Recidiva]

I like them with the sound turned off if I'm honest.

Do you?

So there go the "Godspell" and "Pajama Game" lyrics...

Yes. Yes, I do.

How do you entertain yourself when not applying conventions from one real space to another, pretend space?

...please do not say taxidermy.

 

[BucksMaster]

So there go the "Godspell" and "Pajama Game" lyrics...

Yes. Yes, I do.

How do you entertain yourself when not applying conventions from one real space to another, pretend space?

...please do not say taxidermy.

I enjoy reading,particularly (in British parlance) 'the Classics'(Hardy,Dickens,The Brontë Sisters etc).

 

[Recidiva]

I enjoy reading,particularly (in British parlance) 'the Classics'(Hardy,Dickens,The Brontë Sisters etc).

Jane Eyre is my favorite.

Give me some Mr. Rochester in drag and I'm happy.