A new way to have phone sex

[The Heretic]

Woman gets mobile phone stuck up back orifice

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/16903.html

And yes, the photo is a fake that was just meant to jazz up the article.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

LOL!

see, this is why phone sex scares me.

edited to add: interesting hands free devise however.

 

[Ezarc]

Woman gets mobile phone stuck up back orifice

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/16903.html

And yes, the photo is a fake that was just meant to jazz up the article.

Thank You. That is the best smile I have had all day.

 

[penguindance]

 

[marksgirl]

Is that what KillMuffen was talking about when she said she did not get phone sex? *LOL*

 

[Raina]

My favorite thing about the article is the disclaimer about the picture where it says:

Please read this if you are simple

 

[bknight2602]

The vibrate function must really be good on that model!

 

[lovetoread]

So....thats what you have to do?

Now I get phone sex.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: Re: A new way to have phone sex

That is the worst photoshop job I have ever seen.

 

[Pixie]

LOL! That is so NOT my idea of fun phonesex...

 

[The Heretic]

LOL! That is so NOT my idea of fun phonesex...

I have to wonder not just about the wisdom of sticking a phone up your asshole, but the economics of it; wouldn't it just be cheaper (not to mention feeling better) to just buy a vibrating butt plug?

Yeah I know some phones come free with a service contract, but you are still paying for the phone.

 

[Pixie]

Yup, there sure is a lot of freaks and weirdos out there...

 

[Monazwx]

Don't think that photo will be a fake for long.
Someone's got to try it now esp. with the vibrate.

 

[The Heretic]

Don't think that photo will be a fake for long.
Someone's got to try it now esp. with the vibrate.

While the photo was fake - the article was not.

It reminds me of the good old days at Lit. when Outsider and a few other people (I think one was BlondGirl), provided some very entertaining and authentic XRAYs of various objects people had inserted into their rectums.

 

[Monazwx]

Good 'ol days. You registered in October!
You were a lurker weren't you?

I remember those days too though.
Very funny times.

 

[The Heretic]

Good 'ol days. You registered in October!
You were a lurker weren't you?

No - I used to be Shy Tall Guy, and I registered as that alias over a year ago. Sorry if you didn't get the memo.

 

[The Heretic]

No - I used to be Shy Tall Guy, and I registered as that alias over a year ago. Sorry if you didn't get the memo.

And I am the Heretic too.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

No - I used to be Shy Tall Guy, and I registered as that alias over a year ago. Sorry if you didn't get the memo.

See - I am Shy Tall Guy.

 

[The Heretic]

See - I am Shy Tall Guy.

Oh well - the order didn't come out right, but I am both people, and I am Duckman PD and Cornfed, but I ran out of material for them.

 

[Monazwx]

OK then.
I have to log in more often.
I miss all the gossip.

 

[The Heretic]

Here is one of Outsider's pics:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=1224821

But I can't find the old threads.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

See - I am Shy Tall Guy.

you stinking troll....

 

[Monazwx]

Ah, the old bottle trick . . .
Memories.