A midget with a mullett, and a.........

[Uber Sparky]

ten inch pecker........

That's what I so dream to be.
With a tattoo of my mom
Smokin' a Camel
Right on my flexing forearm

I'd pinch ya and paw ya
And tug the hem of your skirt
I'd rub your round ass
And smell up yer crack sweaty dirt

And when you got bothered
I'd just whip out my big dick
Then stick out my tongue
And say 'common babe, give it a lick'

Oh if I were a Midget with a big nasty mullett
And had a ten inch pecker so long
I'd so love myself and all the pretty ladies
As I wailed on them with my wong

 

[Purple Haze]

A flat head to set your beer on...

 

[Uber Sparky]

Nobody gets this kind of humor except....

Purp!

My man up north.

 

[Purple Haze]

I can't understand what the fuck's up with these people, Spark.

I dig midgets, sniffin' midgets even more.

When they're toe-to-toe with you, their nose is in it,

When they're face-to-face with you, their toes is in it.

 

[MissTaken]

I would much prefer a midget with a ten inch tongue, if you please!


Or a ten inch schnozze! (sp?)


In any event, ten inches at waist high is not to be wasted!