A Message About Tits

[Eumenides]

Apparently there is a misconception about tits out there, which I feel the need to clear up. InterPERSONAL communication may only be achieved between two or more PEOPLE. So, please don't speak to my tits, which will be hereafter referred to as the sisters.

It has come to my attention that men have subscribed to the theory that talking to "the sisters" will get them somewhere sexually. This is very far from the truth. The sisters make no decisions for me, and do not have the final say in any matter. While they may make the suggestion that they would like to be touched, it is *I* who will decide whether *you* get to touch the sisters, or head further downwards on my body. The sisters don't eat, they don't enjoy wine, movies, or any other form of entertainment that some men think are equal to foreplay. I, however, do. Therefore, I ask that you communicate with me, the woman, and not the sisters, because once you show more interest in them than me, you have forever lost access to the sisters and anything that might follow or precede such actions.

Also, eye contact is eye to eye, not eye to nipples. Nipples can't tell if you are sincere, but the eyes can. And when you look at the nipples, the eyes will automatically send warning to the brain in flashing Neon lights.

ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE FRONT AND CENTER! DANGER! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

So, when attempting to get some booty, remember that it is the woman as a whole, and not just her more admirable parts that make up the whole, who makes the decisions. It is the brain that allows the mouth to say yes or no.


Abbreviated version of above message: TALK TO ME, NOT MY TITS!

Thank you.

 

[just pet]

You said it, sister

I mean, well stated

 

[Eumenides]

LOL...thanks, Pet.


I forgot to mention that they don't appreciate drukenly slurred cusswords any more than I do.

At least not prior to the first date.

 

[Guest]

So, if I put a bullet in your head, I can do prety much anything with the sisters?

 

[Eumenides]

If you're into necrophilia. What do I care? I'll be dead.

 

[just pet]

CV, you are such a charmer

No wonder the women can't resist your gentle ways

 

[busybody..]

Dont flatter yourself, lady

If your TITS aint worth looking at


You aint worth talkin to!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

CV, you are such a charmer

No wonder the women can't resist your gentle ways

Shush, woman. I'm watching football highlights.

See ya'

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

What if they were looking at me first? Isn't it polite to make I contact??

 

[Guest]

 

[Nora]

Boys are stoopid.

 

[Eumenides]

What if they were looking at me first? Isn't it polite to make I contact??

THEY DON'T HAVE EYES!


EE, if that's true, then you have some talented tits.

 

[Eumenides]

Boys are stoopid.

That's the Cliff's Notes version of the first post. You may skip the first post and read this and get the general idea.

 

[HotxXxReader]

I wonder if a guy finds a dog`s butt sexy would they talk to it?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

THEY DON'T HAVE EYES!


EE, if that's true, then you have some talented tits.

Nipples, eyes, who can distinguish ...lol


And EE's tits specialize in noneverbal communication!

 

[Guest]

 

[bknight2602]

Apparently there is a misconception about tits out there, which I feel the need to clear up. InterPERSONAL communication may only be achieved between two or more PEOPLE. So, please don't speak to my tits, which will be hereafter referred to as the sisters.

It has come to my attention that men have subscribed to the theory that talking to "the sisters" will get them somewhere sexually. This is very far from the truth. The sisters make no decisions for me, and do not have the final say in any matter. While they may make the suggestion that they would like to be touched, it is *I* who will decide whether *you* get to touch the sisters, or head further downwards on my body. The sisters don't eat, they don't enjoy wine, movies, or any other form of entertainment that some men think are equal to foreplay. I, however, do. Therefore, I ask that you communicate with me, the woman, and not the sisters, because once you show more interest in them than me, you have forever lost access to the sisters and anything that might follow or precede such actions.

Also, eye contact is eye to eye, not eye to nipples. Nipples can't tell if you are sincere, but the eyes can. And when you look at the nipples, the eyes will automatically send warning to the brain in flashing Neon lights.

ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE FRONT AND CENTER! DANGER! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

So, when attempting to get some booty, remember that it is the woman as a whole, and not just her more admirable parts that make up the whole, who makes the decisions. It is the brain that allows the mouth to say yes or no.


Abbreviated version of above message: TALK TO ME, NOT MY TITS!

Thank you.

*looking Eumenides in the eyes*

Hello good looking.

 

[WaxNWane]

Boys are stoopid.

You hasty generalizer.

I make excellent eye contact.

(Edited to add: only when sober)

 

[scrymettet]

EE new image part 2

Hey wait, when someone talks to my tits, they talk back
they can sing too!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I wonder if a guy finds a dog`s butt sexy would they talk to it?

I've spoken to a lot of women who look like a dogs ass!

 

[Nora]

You hasty generalizer.

I make excellent eye contact.

(Edited to add: only when sober)

What makes you think you're not included in the "stoopid" label? Besides, you're always sober.

 

[seXieleXie]

so, does this mean i can no longer objectify you in my hot 'n wild (tm) lit orgy fantasies?

 

[unclej]

oh sure, like it's only the guys that do it. i've seen you girls do the old crotch watch when a guy walks into the bar. and those comments about my butt when i walk away. hey! and tryin' to check out my hands to see how big they are. i've got feelings too ya know. it really hurts when you girls treat me like a piece of meat. hey guys, is anybody buying this? i mean, we like to talk and cuddle and get to know a girl before we jump in bed with 'em. just remember that next time. ok?

 

[ksmybuttons]

oh sure, like it's only the guys that do it. i've seen you girls do the old crotch watch when a guy walks into the bar. and those comments about my butt when i walk away. hey! and tryin' to check out my hands to see how big they are. i've got feelings too ya know. it really hurts when you girls treat me like a piece of meat. hey guys, is anybody buying this? i mean, we like to talk and cuddle and get to know a girl before we jump in bed with 'em. just remember that next time. ok?

Since I am married, I find that I do just that! Not interested, just checking it out.

So, what side do you dress on?

 

[Nora]

Nice try, BubbaJ.

Although you do have nice hands.