A knobby problem...

[kiwiwolf]

I just know I am going to get slammed for this, but I am looking for ideas for another tattoo. Yeah I know... Kiwiwolf is obsessed with tattoos.

After a lot of thought I have decided to get my member tattooed... yes punters, a tattooed todger, a colourful cock.

The problem is I have no idea as to what to put on my dick. I need ideas... all ideas will be considered and taken seriously...

Okay guys and girls... give it to me...

Oh and trolls.. don't bother, I have heard it all...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

"Pull for service"

 

[misscupid]

Cupids arrow?

 

[SweetBrat73]

"Pull for service"

OMG!!! LoL You just about made me choke to death!!! That's a good one though...I say ya go for that one kiwi

 

[kiwiwolf]

LMAO... thanks ladies... but I want a design not just words... and no I am not getting the knob done...

 

[SweetBrat73]

barbwire....like it's wrapped around the whole thing.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

OMG!!! LoL You just about made me choke to death!!! That's a good one though...I say ya go for that one kiwi

A guy my cousin used to share a house with had that tattooed just above his pelvic hair with an arrow pointing down to his dick.

Not that I ever saw it or pulled it for service

 

[Ice Cold]

I always liked the idea of a dollar bill down there...

This way they can blow through your money... or you can tell them to put there mouth where the money is.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Thanks for the suggestions Sweetbrat and Ice Cold... Both will be added to the list... Thanks again.

 

[SweetBrat73]

A rooster...then you can really choke your chicken LoL


T.H.....I dunno if I believe you


Brat

 

[scylis]

get some "go faster" stripes put on it!

well, in this case, maybe we should call them "go longer" stripes!

or flames! so you can have one hot cock for the ladies.

make it look like a missile, so then it'll be your "meat missle"

a snake! make it look like a snake with your knob as the head (though that will be blank, of course). then you'll have a REAL trouser snake! or have it coil around the shaft, maybe.

 

[Debbie]

Here are some pics I found for you.
Personally I like the idea of a dragon or a pheonyx arising from the ashes. But man, glad it's your tallywhacker and not mine.

 

[Debbie]

Another one.

 

[BlazeofLife]

Just color the damn thing gray, and get a pair of elephant ears tattooed across your stomach around it.

Blaze

 

[Siren]

A map of the world

 

[kiwiwolf]

get some "go faster" stripes put on it!

well, in this case, maybe we should call them "go longer" stripes!

or flames! so you can have one hot cock for the ladies.

make it look like a missile, so then it'll be your "meat missle"

a snake! make it look like a snake with your knob as the head (though that will be blank, of course). then you'll have a REAL trouser snake! or have it coil around the shaft, maybe.

ROTFLMAO... scales along the shaft in a diamondback rattler pattern... I love it. So far you are the front runner...


I'm serious folks I need more ideas... scylis is ahead by a country mile... how about input from the artists on the board?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Another one.

Ouch... the guy on the right has some serious heavy duty ink...

 

[Debbie]

a pull tab? With a warning sign? "Inflatable"

 

[Debbie]

a lizard? You know? Im off to drain the lizard?

 

[scylis]

OH FUCKING HELL!!!! WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK ON THOSE LINKS?!? fucking hell!!

*shudders*

 

[kiwiwolf]

LMAO... keep 'em coming folks. These are all keepers.


Oh and to the Author of the PM telling me I am the "sickest motherfucker on the board"... fuck you very much... I have decided not to take your other suggestion, but if you would like to repeat it on the thread, under your OWN NAME... I'll consider it...

 

[kiwiwolf]

OH FUCKING HELL!!!! WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK ON THOSE LINKS?!? fucking hell!!

*shudders*

Yeah, I'm starting to get one of those "what the fuck am I doing ???" feelings.

 

[scylis]

that's almost as bad as the pics a friend of mine once stumbled onto! the guy had a good sized whiffle ball shoved up into his pecker!!!

 

[BlazeofLife]

that's almost as bad as the pics a friend of mine once stumbled onto! the guy had a good sized whiffle ball shoved up into his pecker!!!

*shudder*

Blaze

 

[MechaBlade]

Oh my god. I would never tattoo my little buddy. You're just asking for trouble there...

MechaBlade

"Would you ram a spike into the hood of your car? Then why would you do it to your penis?"
Jimmy or Adam, "The Man Show", about piercing one's cock