A knobby problem...

[Lady_Sam]

*twitches in pain* Gods the ink looks painful enough but the size of that damned ring pulling down on the first one. That looks damned heavy....I wonder if he removes it for sex?



Kiwi how about a celtic knot pattern around it, just beneath the ridge.

 

[scylis]

baaah.. all the kids nowadays have the celtic stuff on their peckers! not origninal enough!

ooo! get one that's pinoccio's face all around your pelvis! have your pecker be the nose!

 

[Rubyfruit]

My face, with my lips positioned right at the head of your beautiful cock.

 

[kiwiwolf]

My face, with my lips positioned right at the head of your beautiful cock.

Folks... we have a winner. Now honey could you just come over here and give us a working example to take a stencil from?

 

[kiwiwolf]

*twitches in pain* Gods the ink looks painful enough but the size of that damned ring pulling down on the first one. That looks damned heavy....I wonder if he removes it for sex?



Kiwi how about a celtic knot pattern around it, just beneath the ridge.

Lady Sam... I'm not really into celtic designs... all my uncles and me dad had 'em. it kinda put me off. But that celtic cross you posted on the tattoo thread is awesome...

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Lady Sam... I'm not really into celtic designs... all my uncles and me dad had 'em. it kinda put me off. But that celtic cross you posted on the tattoo thread is awesome...

so your uncles and your dad showed you the celtic designs on their pecker? isnt that like some weird incestual like thing?

 

[Lady_Sam]

You mentioned in the other that you couldn't imagine getting two tats in one week. I got that celtic rose and a celtic anklet in the same two hours. Now if I can just decide on another one...but I'm off to bed it's a few hours past my bed time. Good luck with the tattoo. *dreads the three year old waking up in 3.5 hours*

 

[kiwiwolf]

so your uncles and your dad showed you the celtic designs on their pecker? isnt that like some weird incestual like thing?

LMAO no they didn't have tattoos on their peckers as you so prettily put it... they had celtic designs on their chests and arms... I don't know if they had pecker tatts or not.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

LMAO no they didn't have tattoos on their peckers as you so prettily put it... they had celtic designs on their chests and arms... I don't know if they had pecker tatts or not.

i was just checking... cuz the way you put it studmuffin, that's the way it seemed to me

 

[kiwiwolf]

i was just checking... cuz the way you put it studmuffin, that's the way it seemed to me

You had a vision of the Kiwiwolf clan males standing in a circle comparing pecker decorations...? LMAO... yeah it is a strange visual isn't it? My dad has eyeballs on his ass, but that is all as far as I know for the genital/ buttock region. He used to show them off at parties when he got drunk... another reason I don't drink a lot.

 

[Siren]

Ah so you dad had

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Ah so you dad had

his eyes up his arse eh?

interesting family.

LMAO... sarcastic harpy...

 

[ksmybuttons]

It must be very difficult to have one's member tattooed. It would need to be something that doesn't take too long...How do you know what it will look like in both it's hard and flaccid state?

Water waves with a fish line? (to go with your fishie?)

 

[Siren]

So tell me Kiwi

 

[kiwiwolf]

Yup... banjo music and apple sauce through straws abounded in our house. Mom-Bob And Dad-Bob took care of me and Sis-Bob and Bro-Bob... possum pie anyone?

 

[sch00lteacher]

Have you ever seen the ones where a snake is tattooed on your body, and the head of the snake comes down to the head. Mouth open? I am not going to search for a pic.

If you were American I would suggest something to go along with 9/11/01. Flag, something like that. You could do the twin towers, so they could rise again, and again, and again .

Luck dude. Your braver than I am.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Have you ever seen the ones where a snake is tattooed on your body, and the head of the snake comes down to the head. Mouth open? I am not going to search for a pic.

If you were American I would suggest something to go along with 9/11/01. Flag, something like that. You could do the twin towers, so they could rise again, and again, and again .

Luck dude. Your braver than I am.

Braver?... No I am seriously starting to question my mental health... LOL... The snake idea is a damned good one... I'm playing with the idea at the moment... the twin towers would be a bit too sacriligious to me. No slight on you at all, but I would feel funny having something like that tattooed on me.

Thanks for the ideas teach... I like your posts by the way... you have style. You tell it as it is.

 

[Cheyenne]

I'm telling you, it's that fever in your head making you do these things! You'll finally get well, look at your body and wonder "How the hell did THIS happen?"

 

[kiwiwolf]

I'm telling you, it's that fever in your head making you do these things! You'll finally get well, look at your body and wonder "How the hell did THIS happen?"

I think I'll get rid of the pneumonia this time before I do anything else in the tattooing stakes... although I did get the design for the rest of my left bicep sorted out tonight... Maybe next week...

 

[ExLimey]

How about the words "closer" real small just above said member. That way they have to get real close to be able to read 'em.

Or, lipstick lip prints around the base.

Or, something like "closer" except "If you can't read this you're not close enough"

(that one made more sense before I typed it, now I'm not so sure)

 

[ksmybuttons]

I still want to know how it is done.

So do they tattoo a penis when it is hard? Tie it at its base so it will stay that way as they put the needle in? I would think it would want to recede as far away as possible.

I just need to know for the whole visual.

 

[Debbie]

Re: So tell me Kiwi

what is a harpy?

Definitions of harpy:


noun: large black-and-white crested eagle of tropical America
noun: any of various fruit bats of the genus Nyctimene distinguished by nostrils drawn out into diverging tubes
noun: (Greek mythology) winged creature; often depicted as a bird with the head of a woman
noun: a malicious fierce-tempered woman
adjective: New Zealand slang word meaning you are a hot tamale and I think you are the bees knees

ksmybuttons,
"So do they tattoo a penis when it is hard? Tie it at its base so it will stay that way as they put the needle in? I would think it would want to recede as far away as possible.

I just need to know for the whole visual."

I tried to search for an answer to your question but this is all I could find out.

"So did you have to stay hard the whole time?

No. I would have to get hard to see how big my dick was to make the pattern. Once the pattern was finished, I had to get hard again so I could put it on. Then it was soft the rest of the way.

So once the pattern is inked on the skin of your dick, it can
actually be tattooed into your skin when it's soft.

Correct. "


debbie

 

[Siren]

Well the question is..........which one am I?

 

[Debbie]

Re: Well the question is..........which one am I?

Am I the noun
or the adjective?

Well I am not a very good ass kisser and I need a second opinion. BUT I say definitely the adjective. (What score does that get me for ass kissing? )

 

[perks]

I think you should get a tat of a tiny woman wrapped around it. hugging it with her arms and legs.