dchockeyman
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That seems fair. But keep in mind, I always collect! lol![]()
I always repay my debts.
Oh, wait—that’s the Lannisters. You’ll have to find me to collect.
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That seems fair. But keep in mind, I always collect! lol![]()
Lol, noted and appreciated.
Never!![]()
I always repay my debts.
Oh, wait—that’s the Lannisters. You’ll have to find me to collect.

Yeah, it kills me to be kind.
I'll get you to admit it. One day! *shakes fist angrily at the sky*

Good thing I know what bait to use to lure you in!![]()
How’d you know good craft beer and Simpsons references were my weakness??

I just get a sense for these things... It's a gift![]()
Holy shit—you’re Hailey Joel Osment from The Sixth Sense!
I can tell!
I'll never say the words... but you know what they say about actions.![]()
I'll be real, I love you for it. 
But... but prettier, right?!
Woah woah woah! It's not the MD DMV's fault. It's all the PA drivers* us Marylanders have to share the road with...
*PA drivers are literally the spawn of satan. No offense to anyone reading this from PA. Y'all know it's true![]()
Of course I know all about actions. That's why you're a perv.I'll be real, I love you for it.
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By a factor of at least one hundred, my dear.
(Better rack and all, you know)

Phew! I got worried there for a minute. (He can grow a better beard then I can though... Sigh.)![]()

*DC drivers. Us PA drivers are innocent![]()
Sell that lie elsewhere, pal. I ain't buying, lol.That defeatist attitude will get you nowhere, young lady...

Is this is a hint lewding I mean leading to something more? Women talk in code, you know.![]()

I know, I know. But I just can't get past the peach fuzz stage!![]()
Fiddledee Dee!
Is there a line for kisses?!







Being a woman I did know that. However, that was just plain kisses.![]()
Winners never quit...
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

NO WE DON'T! lol