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Now before you get your knickers in twist, remember it's humour....
> > Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television:
> >
> > On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the
> > United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well
> > recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George
> > Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out.
> > If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect
> > poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually
> > elected him.
> >
> > I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees
> > than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and
> > better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our
> > defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much,
> > much better than yours.
> >
> > I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I
> > notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. I'm sorry about your beer. I
> > know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.
> >
> > I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up
> > against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I
> > realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against
> > Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
> >
> > And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
> > apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a
> > thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over
> > this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
> >
> > Thank you.
> > Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television:
> >
> > On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the
> > United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well
> > recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George
> > Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out.
> > If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect
> > poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually
> > elected him.
> >
> > I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees
> > than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and
> > better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our
> > defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much,
> > much better than yours.
> >
> > I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I
> > notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. I'm sorry about your beer. I
> > know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.
> >
> > I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up
> > against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I
> > realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against
> > Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
> >
> > And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
> > apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a
> > thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over
> > this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
> >
> > Thank you.
