A joke for the ladies...

[p_p_man]

This was sent to me by a Swedish female friend...

Fellas you can either ignore it, groan or wince...

"According to the Swedish Ministry of Forestry & Game while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every picture depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl.

We should've known.

Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost."

 

[Guest]

That alone sums it up.

Thank you, p_p_man.

 

[Ayaka]

 

[modest mouse]

---HIJACK---

I hate insomnia. I should be in bed. Instead my mind spins around and I compose semi-coherent emails and PMs, toddle around messenger like a drunken vagrant.

This sux.


---END OF HIJACK---

 

[Ayaka]

go to bed

 

[Kaos_Star]

sleep.......

i miss sleep. i get little tiny naps now and then and it is aff to my night fob at walmart. yippy

 

[lovetoread]

"Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost."

Yep so true...