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Cathleen said:
LOL ..... I've forgotten what the riddle was now ....
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LOL ..... I've forgotten what the riddle was now ....
higherlevel4u
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No, can't figure that one out either! 
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Cathleen said:did you even try?????
Yes ..... but you must realise I have a brain the size of a pea .....
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Today's TRUE stories from around the USA ....
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting to please come out and give himself up.
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts...
Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
In Medford, Oregon, a 27-year-old jobless man with an MBA blamed his college degree for his murder of three people. "There are too many business grads out there," he said. "If I had chosen another field, all this may not have happened."
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting to please come out and give himself up.
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts...
Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
In Medford, Oregon, a 27-year-old jobless man with an MBA blamed his college degree for his murder of three people. "There are too many business grads out there," he said. "If I had chosen another field, all this may not have happened."
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
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ok.... I thought this was a good laugh.... just shows patience is a virture!!
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (April 1) - No service, no patience, no payoff. According to police, a would-be robber walked out empty-handed Wednesday when he got tired of waiting for someone at a suburban pharmacy to respond to his written demand for narcotics.
Pharmacist Dwight Disney said a man walked up to one of his co-workers at Vaughn Pharmacy in Powell and passed her a note scribbled on an envelope.
The note demanded drugs and said the robber had a pipe bomb strapped to his chest. Disney said the man pulled back his jacket, revealing some wires.
Disney said his colleague "didn't want to find out if it was real" and brought him the note. The pharmacist called 911.
After all the pharmacy workers avoided approaching the robber for about five minutes, he walked out without a word.
"I didn't have a plan or anything," Disney said. "He helped us when he just decided to walk out."
Knox County authorities are searching for the suspect.
Information from: The Knoxville News Sentinel,
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (April 1) - No service, no patience, no payoff. According to police, a would-be robber walked out empty-handed Wednesday when he got tired of waiting for someone at a suburban pharmacy to respond to his written demand for narcotics.
Pharmacist Dwight Disney said a man walked up to one of his co-workers at Vaughn Pharmacy in Powell and passed her a note scribbled on an envelope.
The note demanded drugs and said the robber had a pipe bomb strapped to his chest. Disney said the man pulled back his jacket, revealing some wires.
Disney said his colleague "didn't want to find out if it was real" and brought him the note. The pharmacist called 911.
After all the pharmacy workers avoided approaching the robber for about five minutes, he walked out without a word.
"I didn't have a plan or anything," Disney said. "He helped us when he just decided to walk out."
Knox County authorities are searching for the suspect.
Information from: The Knoxville News Sentinel,
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Cathleen said:
LOL ....... there are some sad, dumb people in this world
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Saoirse said:your heart??
Morning Higher and Cate.
sounds like a good answer to me Saoirse......good morning
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Dumpling said:Now when was I here last ?
Dont seem to remember
Here is a little advertising
I'm going have to wear that sign somedays.
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Saoirse said:your heart??
Morning Higher and Cate.
Hi Sao ...... damn, I missed you by minutes this morning .....
Have a good day if I don't see you again!
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done_got_old said:I'm going have to wear that sign somedays.
Hmmmmm ........
Originally posted by Cathleen
yes Sao....right...your heart!!! did you see the other one posted earlier?? care to give that one a go???
sorry I mised you!
Good Morning Cate,Higher DGO,Sao hope i didnt miss any one....
funny stories this morning....i think we have to use this site for our night time antics...
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DLL, are you suggesting that some of us have "night-time antics" that might belong in the jokes category?DLL said:Good Morning Cate,Higher DGO,Sao hope i didnt miss any one....
i think we have to use this site for our night time antics...
Just wondering...
<--- finds her night time antics arousing... not funny!!!
Accckkk Higher.... just sneaking in and out a bit today.... not really around. So I was probably well gone by the time you got here!!! Hugsssssssss and leaving you a
Snugglessss Cate... my brain isnt really in gear today.... too much wine last night!!! I will have a look at the other later or tomorrow and see can I come up with anything. 
DGO!!! DLL!!! Ling!!!! Hugssss and Happy Sunday!
Accckkk Higher.... just sneaking in and out a bit today.... not really around. So I was probably well gone by the time you got here!!! Hugsssssssss and leaving you a
Snugglessss Cate... my brain isnt really in gear today.... too much wine last night!!!
I will have a look at the other later or tomorrow and see can I come up with anything. DGO!!! DLL!!! Ling!!!! Hugssss and Happy Sunday!
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Too much wine? I didn't know such a thing was possible.Saoirse said:<--- finds her night time antics arousing... not funny!!!
Accckkk Higher.... just sneaking in and out a bit today.... not really around. So I was probably well gone by the time you got here!!! Hugsssssssss and leaving you a
Snugglessss Cate... my brain isnt really in gear today.... too much wine last night!!!
DGO!!! DLL!!! Ling!!!! Hugssss and Happy Sunday!
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hmmm, I'm thinking a DLL Late Night Antics thread...... seems appropriate!!DLL said:Good Morning Cate,Higher DGO,Sao hope i didnt miss any one....
i think we have to use this site for our night time antics...
