A GB Noob Guide to Alts.

[richard_daily]

I
Love
This.

But seriously, girls, do we get in strangers cars?

Where's your sense of adventure?!

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

You don't know the GB, clearly.

I've tried expressing that to him. Thanks.

I flirted with richard_daily for a solid decade and he never once tried to cybersex me. It’s a real shame, too, as I also like to perform valuable services for those inclined to protect me.

I feel that a decade worth of flirting deserves a reward. You can let me know what you'd like.

And I wuz gonna hook you 2 up as I alluded to earlier in this thread.

 

[TalkRadio]

You are ken. I never had cybersex with you.

Keep dreaming.

Keep dreaming? Isn't that what you said to Lance?

so you're saying that you want lance to pay for a week with me and not even get a handjob out of it? that's taking the piss. you'll have to blow him.

Correction; he'll get to blow me... It's worth the 20k. It will be the time of his life.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Someone goes back to 2011 for a quoted post?

 

[richard_daily]

Keep dreaming? Isn't that what you said to Lance?

You suck as a stalker. You also suck at everything else you do in life.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Keep dreaming? Isn't that what you said to Lance?

Hate to say it but you're getting more RoryNish as this thread progresses.

Not my style to side w/Richard, but he's looking pretty sane compared to you now.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

i think you're right, i must not. but what i'm reading is alarming.

The thing about this place is - we're all different for some reason. It gets brutal because someone somewhere gets pissed at the weirdest things. Most times posters here get pissed for things no one even remotely imagines in their wildest dreams. Many of those posters hold the strangest grudges over things from years ago in situations that have nothing to do w/stuff that's happening now.

That's also why you see all these old threads getting bumped cuz either it's a grudge match only the "bumper" knows about or someone reminds them of a poster that was here many moons ago. Most posters in the forums don't know what this site is/was really about - including the original "plankowner" posters and mods. And/or it's owners and PR reps.

 

[nowisthetime]

You are ken. I never had cybersex with you.

Keep dreaming.

You know, she/he/it has the nerve to call someone sensitive, but I recall the times when that same poster was making vicious, hate threads about female litsers. I also remember the thread in which he created about some pretty Indian girl at work and he was jealous of the attention she got. He has one of the lowest self esteem that I've ever seen in a poster.

I have a relative who has died of cancer and two that are currently in chemo or immunotherapy. It is quite reprehensible to lie about this illness to garner attention. Someone who is suffering from cancer would not be on the board 24/7 posting nasty and boring threads about other people. No, they would spend more time with their family and other loved ones.

So fuck that ignorant troll.

 

[richard_daily]

You know, she/he/it has the nerve to call someone sensitive, but I recall the times when that same poster was making vicious, hate threads about female litsers. I also remember the thread in which he created about some pretty Indian girl at work and he was jealous of the attention she got. He has one of the lowest self esteem that I've ever seen in a poster.

I have a relative who has died of cancer and two that are currently in chemo or immunotherapy. It is quite reprehensible to lie about this illness to garner attention. Someone who is suffering from cancer would not be on the board 24/7 posting nasty and boring threads about other people. No, they would spend more time with their family and other loved ones.

So fuck that ignorant troll.

Exactly.

This is why this thread exists, to call out those types.

 

[beew]

You know, she/he/it has the nerve to call someone sensitive, but I recall the times when that same poster was making vicious, hate threads about female litsers. I also remember the thread in which he created about some pretty Indian girl at work and he was jealous of the attention she got. He has one of the lowest self esteem that I've ever seen in a poster.

I have a relative who has died of cancer and two that are currently in chemo or immunotherapy. It is quite reprehensible to lie about this illness to garner attention. Someone who is suffering from cancer would not be on the board 24/7 posting nasty and boring threads about other people. No, they would spend more time with their family and other loved ones.

So fuck that ignorant troll.

Rememba' when you characterized Eastern Europeans as "white trash"?

Funny how you keep accusing people of being trolls and 'racists'.

 

[beew]

I have a relative who has died of cancer and two that are currently in chemo or immunotherapy. It is quite reprehensible to lie about this illness to garner attention.

There are different stages of cancer, and modern medicine is able to detect them all, and to intervene before things get worse.

But hey, don't let me stop you from making a fool of yourself.

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

I see dishrag has been getting more and more uppity lately.

Time to put him down by banning another account.

Laurelle!!!

 

[beew]

I see dishrag has been getting more and more uppity lately.

Time to put him down by banning another account.

Laurelle!!!

Hey Robbie.
Even if you keep spewing racist shit at me, I still have a soft spot for you.
Must be because you have a noodle.
But pleease, drop the racist crap.

 

[beew]

Must be because you have a noodle.

And a brain.
Honestly, intelligent and/or men with a sense of humour are sexy and entertaining ishell.

You would be one of them. But your strange desire to settle decades old scores gets the best of you.
Just like the other testosterone fuelled political bozos.

 

[richard_daily]

And a brain.
Honestly, intelligent and/or men with a sense of humour are sexy and entertaining ishell.

You would be one of them. But your strange desire to settle decades old scores gets the best of you.
Just like the other testosterone fuelled political bozos.

You have a really strange way of flirting.

 

[schism666]

You have a really strange way of flirting.

it's like if Urkle was more homely and awkward. and gay.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

I see dishrag has been getting more and more uppity lately.

Time to put him down by banning another account.

Laurelle!!!
https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FL5I8qBu0e80yA%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1

You have a really strange way of flirting.https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FL5I8qBu0e80yA%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1

You two can borrow my gif

 

[beew]

You have a really strange way of flirting.

No, I'm just being realistic and practical.
As an immigrant, I came across all sorts. Or, because of my own experiences, I gained more insight when seeing stuff around me.

And while the blatantly racist and xenophobic are really bad, the Politically Correct, hypochritical racists are ten times more dangerous.

 

[Emerson40]

Hey Robbie.
Even if you keep spewing racist shit at me, I still have a soft spot for you.
Must be because you have a noodle.
But pleease, drop the racist crap.

Quite right, hashy.

Some things are just best left to the pros, yes?

Half Serbian, moron.
Us racists killed and baked thousands of brown muslims.

Wanna be next?

Hei Zumi.

My ancestors, those genocidal racist psychopaths baked and killed your kind for a living.

Wanna spoon?

​

 

[beew]

Hei "Em".

Rememba when you kept calling me a gipsy and an unnwashed third worlder?

Of course you don't. The likes of you - the ones with IQ's within the two digits - don't do the insight thingy.

Nevermind that you are blissfully unaware of the fact that, other than bored or horny housewives and a couple of men with IQ similar to yours, nobody else ever pays attention to your posts.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Busy Babushka has lost yet another handle. This time, no creative resources were used to manufacture a replacement.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Any guess, as to who MREDME2 is ?

There was a Mr. Ed Me, is the far distant past.

 

[KeithD]

Any guess, as to who MREDME2 is ?

There was a Mr. Ed Me, is the far distant past.

The last iteration of MREDME2 was TeflonGuy, who was cut off at the knees by Laurel and immediately reappeared.

 

[MREDME2]

Any guess, as to who MREDME2 is ?

There was a Mr. Ed Me, is the far distant past.

KeithD will keep you updated on me. He's a good little troll. I think he's in love with me.

You are thinking of MisterEdMe. I've met him. He knows/knew a few litsters in r/l who no longer post here. Very private man, though an excellent friend to many.

 

[MREDME2]

The last iteration of MREDME2 was TeflonGuy, who was cut off at the knees by Laurel and immediately reappeared.

That's nice KeithD.

*pats Keithybaby on head*