A day in the life

[Mustang Sally]

A friend of mine has said several times she'd like to be able to watch me for a whole day, just to see what kind of stupid things I do.

Like yesterday morning, when I got on the subway going in the wrong direction. I didn't notice for two LONG stops, and by the time I had corrected my mistake, I was late for work.

Something interesting happened today:
When I got home from work, I turned on the air conditioner, then turned on the fan in my bedroom. Pulled open the blinds with one quick yank and gasped in shock - a man was standing right at my window at eye level. He was painting, and didn't even glance in my direction.

I fled the room and stayed out of it for the next half hour, peeking in every once in awhile to see if he was gone yet. Finally he wasn't there when I looked, so I rushed in to close the blinds. I caught a glimpse of him then, with his shorts pulled partway down, taking a leak against the building across from me. Nice.

How often do you feel like foolish and glad no one you know is watching?

 

[nasty]

I'm glad know one I know watches me all day. It would be EXTREMELY BORING for them.

 

[sexy-girl]

when i goto the bathroom to pee i have to pull the blinds even though its on the 2nd floor and nobody could see me

 

[bluntforcemama]

Aw, MS.... don't worry! I do stupid things all the time. I usually end up laughing hysterically at myself, too. It's all in how much you really care what other people think. I'm sure that I'm the most entertaining person in my neighborhood. The neighbors just wait for me to go outside so they can watch for the latest stunt of stupidity I do.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I'm sure that I'm the most entertaining person in my neighborhood. The neighbors just wait for me to go outside so they can watch for the latest stunt of stupidity I do.

That's too funny. I bet they all want to meet you, too, because you look like so much fun.

Isn't it the quirky people who are most fun to hang around with?