65% of men........

[Sillyman]

Didn't they read the little thing on the directions that says "Apply to underarms only" ? Nothing like a godawful rash on your balls or possibly worse.

 

[Ishmael]

or even sub-intellegent

Bite me.

Ishmael

 

[TN_Vixen]

Hey, apparently there's a market out there for the equivilent of a feminine deoderant spray.

I'll put up $5k, anyone else game?

Gotta jingle handy?

 

[Wave_Rider]

Hey, apparently there's a market out there for the equivilent of a feminine deoderant spray.

I'll put up $5k, anyone else game?

Gotta jingle handy?

Ummmmmmmm how about:

MEN: If the scent of your "sac"
seems to make the ladies "hack"

try a spritz of Old Luck
and have that hack become a "suck"?

So about that 5K?

 

[Texan]

I think the stats are suspect....

Actually, I think the stats are a figment of someone's imagination.... not necessarily pablo..... but someone....

 

[Ishmael]

Yep

Hey, apparently there's a market out there for the equivilent of a feminine deoderant spray.

I'll put up $5k, anyone else game?

Gotta jingle handy?

I have a better idea though. No investment required. Regardless, pherenome based scents. Like a moth to a flame. Men and women both. Why limit the market?

Damn, this could be fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ishmael

 

[Wave_Rider]

Re: Yep

I have a better idea though. No investment required. Regardless, pherenome based scents. Like a moth to a flame. Men and women both. Why limit the market?

Damn, this could be fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ishmael

Ummmmmmmmm couldn't you have at least waited till I collected the 5K? LOL

 

[TN_Vixen]

Ummmmmmmm how about:

MEN: If the scent of your "sac"
seems to make the ladies "hack"

try a spritz of Old Luck
and have that hack become a "suck"?

So about that 5K?

*chuckle* That's 1/2 way decent, but c'mon, I know you have something better'n that.

 

[Wave_Rider]

*chuckle* That's 1/2 way decent, but c'mon, I know you have something better'n that.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, snippy Tennessee lady........

besides sigh.......a brilliant "upper head" is not my forte'

 

[Hamletmaschine]

*chuckle* That's 1/2 way decent, but c'mon, I know you have something better'n that.

How about:

Pull it out.

Spray it on.

Stick it in.

 

[CarolineOh]

So 65% of men never heard of talcum powder?

 

[Ishmael]

Oh Baby

So 65% of men never heard of talcum powder?

That'll pucker you right up.

Ishmael

 

[TN_Vixen]

How about:

Pull it out.

Spray it on.

Stick it in.

succinct! I love it. You, dear, are the winner! ding ding ding ding... give the man $5k.

 

[LukkyKnight]

if they are going on a night out on the town without their partner , spray deodorant on their genitals before they leave the house

65% of men are top-shelf idiots, starting out with such a major head-start in their race to full-fledged moron standing that the rest of us couldn't hope to catch up if we rode a Harley with JATOs on both sides.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

succinct! I love it. You, dear, are the winner! ding ding ding ding... give the man $5k.

I'm so happy. Now I'll be able to afford that new trailer for my bass boat.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I don't know about those stats, but if I had to assign a 'smells like' to my juice crew I'd say: jasmine. yeah.....jasmine. Earthy smells in my book are a 6 to 1 favorite among gals most likely to bed the Funboy. Of course I arrived at this integer via random measures divided by the quotient squared. All that math means: I tried to imagine what Starfish would like to suck on for 50 hours straight then I took the sum of the quadrant to the 4th and divided by the flavour of popsicle rubyfruit is most liklety to buy on a comfortable summer afternoon. Now if you stay with me for a sec we can run lavender squared by mishcka plus debbiexxx to the lilminx power(implied laurelei by Killermuffin). Now, as though you didn't know, the lickerish times SimplySouthern gives you pi plus circumference = jasmine. Of course the options are endless...TN Vixen squared plus rotation! duh.......hahahhaahha

Ahhhh.... the science of my nuts, child's play.

 

[Ishmael]

To much thought

I don't know about those stats, but if I had to assign a 'smells like' to my juice crew I'd say: jasmine. yeah.....jasmine. Earthy smells in my book are a 6 to 1 favorite among gals most likely to bed the Funboy. Of course I arrived at this integer via random measures divided by the quotient squared. All that math means: I tried to imagine what Starfish would like to suck on for 50 hours straight then I took the sum of the quadrant to the 4th and divided by the flavour of popsicle rubyfruit is most liklety to buy on a comfortable summer afternoon. Now if you stay with me for a sec we can run lavender squared by mishcka plus debbiexxx to the lilminx power(implied laurelei by Killermuffin). Now, as though you didn't know, the lickerish times SimplySouthern gives you pi plus circumference = jasmine. Of course the options are endless...TN Vixen squared plus rotation! duh.......hahahhaahha

Ahhhh.... the science of my nuts, child's play.

Did you ever consider that they just might enjoy a hard dick?

Ishmael

 

[Silverlily]

If I got a mouth full of deoderant, I'd make him go take a shower.

Yuck.

I had no idea guys did this.

Agreed, deoderant would be yucky.

Personally, I think Binanca would be a much better choice.

 

[AzureAngel]

Or paste the listermint strips on. Those would feel weeeeird. Maybe they could make a listermint condom

 

[Silverlily]

Or paste the listermint strips on. Those would feel weeeeird. Maybe they could make a listermint condom

Those actually make for very interesting blow-jobs.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: To much thought

Did you ever consider that they just might enjoy a hard dick?

Ishmael

Yeah, what he said.

Scent optional.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I don't know about those stats, but if I had to assign a 'smells like' to my juice crew I'd say: jasmine. yeah.....jasmine. Earthy smells in my book are a 6 to 1 favorite among gals most likely to bed the Funboy. Of course I arrived at this integer via random measures divided by the quotient squared. All that math means: I tried to imagine what Starfish would like to suck on for 50 hours straight then I took the sum of the quadrant to the 4th and divided by the flavour of popsicle rubyfruit is most liklety to buy on a comfortable summer afternoon. Now if you stay with me for a sec we can run lavender squared by mishcka plus debbiexxx to the lilminx power(implied laurelei by Killermuffin). Now, as though you didn't know, the lickerish times SimplySouthern gives you pi plus circumference = jasmine. Of course the options are endless...TN Vixen squared plus rotation! duh.......hahahhaahha

Ahhhh.... the science of my nuts, child's play.

You are seriously wacked, Funboy.

Of course, that's one of the things I love about you.

 

[bored1]

Never heard of that one! Quess Im one of the 35%

 

[JazzManJim]

Are we really, really sure the study said "deoderant" and not "cologne"? I seriously doubt that 65 percent of men actually use spray deoderant at all!

Now if the study really meant "Cologne", then it's not such an unusual thing. I cologne the ol' genitalia just about every morning, and most other times I go out. It's just something I've always done and it makes me feel a lot more confident when my nads smell all rugged and outdoorsy.

 

[pabloback]

Are we really, really sure the study said "deoderant" and not "cologne"? I seriously doubt that 65 percent of men actually use spray deoderant at all!

Now if the study really meant "Cologne", then it's not such an unusual thing. I cologne the ol' genitalia just about every morning, and most other times I go out. It's just something I've always done and it makes me feel a lot more confident when my nads smell all rugged and outdoorsy.

here you go people i rest my case


jmj is in the majority here