65% of men........

pabloback

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if they are going on a night out on the town without their partner , spray deodorant on their genitals before they leave the house
 
I used to do that, when I was younger. No, really, when I was younger.
 
pabloback said:
if they are going on a night out on the town without their partner , spray deodorant on their genitals before they leave the house

No shit? The alcohol in that stuff has to burn. I'll stick with soap and water.

Ishmael
 
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Ishmael said:


No shit? The alcohol in that stuff has to burn. I'll stick with soap and water.

Ishmael
as long as it smells good RIGHT GIRLS?
 
I havent done that since I was 16 and I only did it once.....it burned...and I didn't even get any~
 
pabloback said:
if they are going on a night out on the town without their partner , spray deodorant on their genitals before they leave the house

That only tells me that 65% of men, need to bathe more often.

I've always enjoyed walking down that path less crowded; in this case at least its 34% less traveled.
 
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Wave_Rider said:


That only tells me that 65% of men, need to bathe more often.

I've always enjoyed walking down that path less crowded; in this case at least its 34% less traveled.
it didnt say they didnt bathe , it said they sprayed deodorant on their genitals in case they got lucky , do you use deodorant even though you have had a shower?
 
Well, at least women have "feminine deoderant spray" and douches, should they chose to do so!

Ick! I can't imagine Secret on my netherregion.

"Good enough for a man, but made jsut for women!"

:D
 
Thank god for my 35%. :p That's not cool.

All it makes me think of was this program that showed two guys giving their tips for picking up women. They did, too. Ugh. No thanks.
 
I feel better now!!!!!

MissTaken said:

"Good enough for a man, but made jsut for women!"

:D

Whoopee, I'm not the only dyslexic on the board.

(Sorry Miss, had to take that shot. It's my most oft repeated typo.:D )

Ishmael
 
How would spraying your package help you pick up a chick?

If they were smelling your stuff, wouldn't they have already been picked up?

Hmm....
 
SpectralDragoon said:
How would spraying your package help you pick up a chick?

If they were smelling your stuff, wouldn't they have already been picked up?

Hmm....

if you do pick one up , you will have more chance of a blowjob if you smell good down there.........allegedly
 
pabloback said:

if you do pick one up , you will have more chance of a blowjob if you smell good down there.........allegedly


But... if you smell nice, but taste like shit.. is that even really breaking even? Hmm... I'd take my chances!
 
SpectralDragoon said:



But... if you smell nice, but taste like shit.. is that even really breaking even? Hmm... I'd take my chances!

Don't assume 65% of men are smart. :p
 
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pabloback said:

it didnt say they didnt bathe , it said they sprayed deodorant on their genitals in case they got lucky , do you use deodorant even though you have had a shower?

So these 65% of men, think that "IF" they get lucky (which probably .5% will) the taste of deodorant on their genitals will be a turn on?
 
that's gotta be one of the stupidest things i've heard lol, 1st it would taste like shit, which was already mentioned, it would possibly burn, which was mentioned to but damn, that's just weird *wonders what would happen if u sprayed on a whole lot and it dryed to the side of your leg*
 
I knew a guy in high school who sprayed cologne on his balls for the same reason.
 
If I got a mouth full of deoderant, I'd make him go take a shower.

Yuck.

I had no idea guys did this.
 
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Wave_Rider said:


So these 65% of men, think that "IF" they get lucky (which probably .5% will) the taste of deodorant on their genitals will be a turn on?

No shit, spray some of that stuff in your mouth and see what happens. It could be a damned good reason that you DIDN'T get a blow job. Or anything else.

Ishmael
 
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