500 posts

[alltherage]

Now let me see. First i was promised a blinding white light when I reached one hundred posts. Nuttin happened

Then Laurel said something about a full body massage when i reached 500. So hear goes. If naked people do not appear with scented oils and a variety of other delights i will be berry berry disafreakingpointed.

 

[morninggirl5]

No massage oils, sorry.


Congratulations on your 500 posts, though.

 

[alltherage]

Damn! Foiled again.

 

[Summery]

Promises...Promises But Congratulations on 500 posts!
I'm finally on my last stretch to 1000.

 

[Black_Bird]

Congradulations...

And welcome to the 500 club... If I ever get to be a member of the 700 Club - shoot me.

 

[xzchief]

Re: Congradulations...

And welcome to the 500 club... If I ever get to be a member of the 700 Club - shoot me.

If you ever join Pat Robertson's club, I will indeed shoot you.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Congradulations...

If you ever join Pat Robertson's club, I will indeed shoot you.

As I said, I hope you would... that would mean I would have to quit drinking, masturbating, tarot card reading, roleplaying games, writing erotica, and blaspheming the Lord's name. I'd be out of hobbies and very miserable for it!

 

[Cocoa]

I agree. Is there some way we can "skip over" the 700's just to make sure we don't fall under Pat Robertson's spell and join up?

But at least I don't have worry about that too much for a looooong while.

Not that I'm superstitious or anything.

 

[xzchief]

Re: Re: Re: Congradulations...

As I said, I hope you would... that would mean I would have to quit drinking, masturbating, tarot card reading, roleplaying games, writing erotica, and blaspheming the Lord's name. I'd be out of hobbies and very miserable for it!

Black Bird, Cocoa, going from 699 to 800 can be very quick. Just depends on the topics and how often you post.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

And welcome to the 500 club... If I ever get to be a member of the 700 Club - shoot me.

Whew! Thank goodness the thought of Pat Robertson never entered my mind during my 700's!! (Just keep your eyes closed, Black Bird... it moves quickly once you're there!)

Congrats Alltherage! It seems like only yesterday since I first met you on the boards.

 

[AStormyOne]

Congrats alltherage!!!

Bummer about not getting that massage though.

Storm

 

[sexy-girl]

congrats i just noticed i've gone over 3000 ouch i post to much

 

[xzchief]

congrats i just noticed i've gone over 3000 ouch i post to much

Sexy-girl, I've nearly reached 3,000 posts. I post too much.

 

[sexy-girl]

Sexy-girl, I've nearly reached 3,000 posts. I post too much.

you're on 37.99 posts per day so yes you do

 

[xzchief]

you're on 37.99 posts per day so yes you do

I really post 38 times a day? How do you know?

 

[sexy-girl]

women know everything

 

[xzchief]

women know everything

Touche!

 

[Basia]

Ccongradulations on reaching 500, it all gets down hill from here