5.

[English Lady]

5 days...i wish.....7 if i'm luck here..usually more.... blah....and a husband who doesn't like getting messy *pout* i hate that week of the month*L*

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Hi English Lady

Hi there. I see from your profile that you write erotica. So how about joining in here?

I'm speaking on behalf of Cherrie who is ahh... occupied right now with getting her ego unflagged

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Funny Lance! I am actually cooking stew for dinner and as it needs to cook for several hours to be any good I am cooking!


By using my excellent powers of deduction... Frank must be Zeta, correct?

I never minded it washes off!

Can we close that particular topic now?

*lol*

 

[zetacon4]

5 days...i wish.....7 if i'm luck here..usually more.... blah....and a husband who doesn't like getting messy *pout* i hate that week of the month*L*

I am just the opposite. I would make that week of the month your happiest! I just love to get all red and sticky!!!
It is interesting to find out that there is so large a difference in the length of mense. I didn't know that.

I'm going to go read your stories too.

 

[zetacon4]

Funny Lance! I am actually cooking stew for dinner and as it needs to cook for several hours to be any good I am cooking!


By using my excellent powers of deduction... Frank must be Zeta, correct?

I never minded it washes off!

Can we close that particular topic now?

*lol*

Yes Maam! I had already posted the above post before I saw yours.
Frank the Tongue reporting for sexual slavery duty!!

 

[Lance Hardrock]

English lady

Holy cow, EL, I just read your Double the Pleasure story and I wrote you anomymous feedback. I didn't want you to think that just any old perv was writing you. It's me, the king of pervs.



Yes Cherrie, Frank is Zeta, but not Zeta-Jones


And Frank, enough of periods already. I have my redwings, but I was damn drunk when I got them and don't really want to do it again.

 

[English Lady]

Lance...glad you enjoyed my work and were man(or pervert) enough to tell me to my face*L*


Zetacon....i guess its all a personal preference thing. When my husband and I first were dating(we met online) He'd be ready and raring to go no matter what time of the month it was*L* I guess now he has me 7 days a week he can afford to be more choosy*L*

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Yes Maam! I had already posted the above post before I saw yours.
Frank the Tongue reporting for sexual slavery duty!!

Oh and I could sooooo love having that! *sigh* it's been far too long, being single as I am... I wonder what that would be like... to have one's own sexual slave... hmmm... It'd be fun fiinding out!

 

[zetacon4]

Oh and I could sooooo love having that! *sigh* it's been far too long, being single as I am... I wonder what that would be like... to have one's own sexual slave... hmmm... It'd be fun fiinding out!

Did I hear the word "single"?????

Wow!! Someone as beautiful and sexy still single!
There is hope yet!! How may I serve you, my Mistress?
As you can tell, there is not job to lowly for my able hands to do.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Did I hear the word "single"?????

Wow!! Someone as beautiful and sexy still single!
There is hope yet!! How may I serve you, my Mistress?
As you can tell, there is not job to lowly for my able hands to do.

Not still single.... just recently single... ok, it's been 5 months single but I had to get comfy in my own skin again before putting myself out there again... and now I'm more than ready... if you get my drift! <weg>

 

[zetacon4]

Not still single.... just recently single... ok, it's been 5 months single but I had to get comfy in my own skin again before putting myself out there again... and now I'm more than ready... if you get my drift! <weg>

I totally understand what you are saying.
So, tell me how comfy that skin is now. Do you use special moisturizers or lotions? If so, may I help you apply them?
I think the operative word is "ready"!!!
Can you tell I am happy to hear that!

 

[lovemetender]

But Lovemetender... if I changed the name of it it wouldn't be Lit.'s best kept secret anymore!

We are hoping to give you ideas! I'm all for improving everyone's sex lives!

ok then....your secret's safe with me & I'll be diligently taking notes...I'm all for an improving & evolving sex life

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

I totally understand what you are saying.
So, tell me how comfy that skin is now. Do you use special moisturizers or lotions? If so, may I help you apply them?
I think the operative word is "ready"!!!
Can you tell I am happy to hear that!

Actually, and I might add suprisingly, it's very comfy! I rather like it! Special moisturizers? <weg> Alas, not lately! Altho I have found that Bed & Bath has a really good lotion, somehow it just doesn't invoke the same level of satisfaction...

Oh yes, please do help! Actually you'll have to bring your own special *lotion* with you as I don't have any of that brand here!

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Yep that's me

Lance...glad you enjoyed my work and were man(or pervert) enough to tell me to my face*L*

*hikes up his belt* Yep, Lady, I'm a pervert and damn proud of it. Please to meet you. Now let me kiss your hand like a proper gentlemen. .... And now let me kiss your breast like a proper pervert.

I have a couple of stories posted on lit. You might enjoy my story "At the Workshop". Then follow that up with part 2, Hotel Spycam. Click My stories below.



Hmmm, Frank there just might be someone around here for you afterall. Go for it buddy.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

ok then....your secret's safe with me & I'll be diligently taking notes...I'm all for an improving & evolving sex life

Oh yes! Me too! But don't keep it too much of a secret, how else will we get any more improvements if you do?

 

[English Lady]

Lance..i do like a man whos honest and up front, and from what i can tell er hmm your front is definitely up! nice to meet you!


I will definitely check your stories out in the near future

 

[zetacon4]

Actually, and I might add suprisingly, it's very comfy! I rather like it! Special moisturizers? <weg> Alas, not lately! Altho I have found that Bed & Bath has a really good lotion, somehow it just doesn't invoke the same level of satisfaction...

Oh yes, please do help! Actually you'll have to bring your own special *lotion* with you as I don't have any of that brand here!

I'll let you operate the pump. It sticks on occasion and needs some hard pumping to get it working. But, I know things will cum out fine in your capable hands!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

I'll let you operate the pump. It sticks on occasion and needs some hard pumping to get it working. But, I know things will cum out fine in your capable hands!

Ohboyohboyohboy! I love operating the pump! And I know just how to un-stick it! <weg>

 

[zetacon4]

Ohboyohboyohboy! I love operating the pump! And I know just how to un-stick it! <weg>

I think it works best when you prime it some first with your mouth and tongue!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

I think it works best when you prime it some first with your mouth and tongue!

Funny I was thinking the same thing!

 

[SecretScribe]

Mein Gott! ... this thread has been busy since last I visited ...

s x 12 to our hostess

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Mein Gott! ... this thread has been busy since last I visited ...

s x 12 to our hostess

Good threads wait for no man! or story!

So where have you been Mr. Secret?

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Shameless bum)))))))))))) ) ) ) > > > > p!

 

[bashfull]

Howdy

Just bumping by.

You all need to post lest I leave more of my dribble.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

my bump

Just a bumping things along here.

Cum on boys and girls, surely have hot stories to share.