5 things never to say after sex:

[DevilOrAngel]

OF Course I Swallow

 

[slyc_willie]

"Does it always taste gross?"

"Isn't Bob your dad's name?"

"Shit! You spilled the beer!"

"Now can I call your sister?"

"I missed halftime for this?"

 

[slyc_willie]

A man to a woman: "You're tighter than my boyfriend."

"The barking turned me on."

"You're better than a hooker."

"Almost lost my false teeth."

"Will you take a check?"

"As good a half-hour as Seinfeld."

 

[Tarakin]

I'll forgive you

 

[Handley_Page]

NOW will you go mow the lawn?

 

[neonlyte]

My blouse isn't a towel!

No! You can't use butter!

Wha'ya mean, 'I'm finished?'

'Anyone seen the frat condom?'

'The bull market's back then?'

'Politically, I'd say you're unelectable.'

'No... you bastard, I'm not disappointed!'

'Someone muddled their inches and centimetres.'

 

[The_Darkness]

Where'd that condom dome from?

 

[oggbashan]

A cigarette would be longer.

A cigarette would be thicker.

(the above two are scurriously attributed to the Duchess of Windsor about King Edward VIII)

Can you do a cigar?

Og

 

[The_Darkness]

You're like fucking a fishtank...

 

[Austin8]

fancy meeting you in here, In Here, in here...

 

[Tricialen]

What? What do you mean you're finished?

 

[Austin8]

What? What do you mean you're finished?

Ha, ha,ha... Who said I was finished?

 

[The_Darkness]

Ha, ha,ha... Who said I was finished?

Well, there's one viagra down....

 

[Austin8]

Well, there's one viagra down....

... Drug store? No, I get them wholesale on-line...

 

[Xmrah23]

What condom?

 

[The_Darkness]

Now go clean the kitchen.

 

[Austin8]

What condom?

!!

 

[Xmrah23]

!!

Followed by a swift slap to the face I'm sure.

 

[Austin8]

Followed by a swift slap to the face I'm sure.

'Whack' care to make it two!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hmm, I guess I wasn't drunk enough yet after all...

 

[Austin8]

Hmm, I guess I wasn't drunk enough yet after all...

Where's the chick I was with?

 

[Xmrah23]

'Whack' care to make it two!

Please ;D

 

[bisolom]

"I saw the doctor today..."

 

[The_Darkness]

Of course it's not contagious...

 

[Austin8]

Please ;D

What, untie you?