5,000th big o

[Latina]

More sex/math on the brain, along the lines of my mile of cock thread...

I have a minimum of three o's a day, on average 5 days a week, since meeting him 5 years ago. That's about 780 a year or 3,900 orgasms in 5 years. That should put my 5,000th big o with him at about August, 2002. Looking forward to that historic milestone.

-- Latina

 

[SweetCherry]

Latina, I think you have a little too much time on your hands. Have you tried a hobby? I hear sex is a good one.

 

[Ally C]

3.141592654?

Latina, I think you have a little too much time on your hands. Have you tried a hobby? I hear sex is a good one.

LOL, start crunching something other than numbers you mean?

 

[SweetCherry]

LOL

Exactly, Ally. Occupy the body, rather than the mind for a while. It can be quite stimulating at times, so I have been told.

 

[Ally C]

*sigh*

I wish someone would tell me ... *wink*

Kinda reminds me of my usual reply when at Lit. Chat when people ask if I want to cyber. I usually say "I don't cyber, the mouse is too small and the keyboard is way too big".

 

[SweetCherry]

It gives a whole new meaning to the term "hard drive" >D

 

[Ally C]

oh dear ...

... welcome to the world of double entendres. It's all downhill from here you know? At least it'll give me an excuse to groan I suppose ...

 

[SweetCherry]

I do have a terrible mind at times.

 

[Ally C]

It must be terrible if it makes me smile

... terribly good. Nothing wrong with that. My mind is terrible at times too; usually between the hours of 12:01AM and midnight ...

 

[SweetCherry]

Sounds about like mine, Ally. But I have always said, a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste!

 

[Ally C]

GMTA ?

... or FSD?

Either way, it's been nice meeting you. Don't let it go to waste ... it would be such a ... uh ... emmm ... you know!

 

[Guru]

 

[genderbender]

Such waste...

I do have a terrible mind at times.

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste." Which I guess needs to be amended for men and women at this site, to say "A terrible mind is a terrible thing to waste." Now that sounds about right!

 

[Latina]

Sex DOES involve some math, with a little geometry and physics thrown in for good measure.

I already discussed the math: about 6 miles of cock in 5 years, nearing 5000 orgasms, etc. And geometry: the angle can make a BIG difference. And then there's scale, or relative proportions: a cock that's 8" long x 2" across has a beautiful (spectacular, breath-taking) proportion that would simply not look as perfect if it were 8" long by only 1" wide, or 2" wide but only 4 or 6 inches long. I know you guys have already seen this, but this is STILL my favorite photo of how well-proportioned MY man is (and yes, this IS us):

http://www.geocities.com/latina_author/temp/photos2/repay1.jpg

Physics: thrust, momentum, force versus resistance, etc. It's about knowing how to do his woman (me) RIGHT!

But all of the math & science is less important than the simple fact that it feels WONDERFUL, especially with a true soulmate whom you deeply love, which is why we all have sex on the brain so constantly, isn't it? And knowing I've had 6 miles of cock in me and nearing 5,000 orgasms are interesting facts, and somewhat exciting to know, but GETTING to those statistics was the fun part, more so than just knowing I've achieved these numbers!

I have fun posting these silly little threads and getting people to think about sex in weird new ways, like how much cock has he stuffed into YOUR horny little pussy, or how many orgasms has he sent you spinning and reeling into?

-- Latina