3 things about me

[OhMissScarlett]

I shaved
I showered
My wife went out dancing

You mean you didn't want to go out dancing?

 

[NoJo]

I only go out dancing to flirt with women. I can do that from the comfort of my own bed. Besides, it makes her feel free and independent, the bitch.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I only go out dancing to flirt with women. I can do that from the comfort of my own bed. Besides, it makes her feel free and independent, the bitch.

I think I'll go out dancing and try to pick up Joe's wife.

 

[NoJo]

I think I'll go out dancing and try to pick up Joe's wife.

She comes back in a good mood. I usually get some. I'm actually asleep by the time she comes back, but she assures me in the morning that we did it.

 

[Dar~]

lol....

 

[NoJo]

lol....

Damn. I'm firing that blabbermouth of a shrink.

 

[Dar~]

I lve fucking after I get home from a night of dancing. I like ot rub up on as manmy guys and gals as I can while on the dance floor. Bascially fucking in clothews and then come home and burn off all the sexual tension on my husband. He gets the best sex on the nights I go out.

 

[NoJo]

I lve fucking after I get home from a night of dancing. I like ot rub up on as manmy guys and gals as I can while on the dance floor. Bascially fucking in clothews and then come home and burn off all the sexual tension on my husband. He gets the best sex on the nights I go out.

Wow, judging by the typos, you're fingering yourself right now...

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Wow, judging by the typos, you're fingering yourself right now...

I am

1. laughing hysterically

2. wishing for some good grrly gropes

3. wanting cocoa

 

[ElizabethWest]

Wow, judging by the typos, you're fingering yourself right now...

PMSL! That is exactly what I was thinking, but I was trying to be nice by remaining silent...

 

[just pet]

1. I've never been to this Forum before

2. My SO is half my age

3. I am overeducated

 

[ElizabethWest]

1. I've never been to this Forum before

2. My SO is half my age

3. I am overeducated

Welcome! They can never be too young...You can never be too educated...

 

[NoJo]

1. I've never been to this Forum before

2. My SO is half my age

3. I am overeducated

Welcome, just pet. It's impossible to be overeducated. I guess you mean it's tough to find a job. Well fuck-em, if that's it. And unless you're under 30, I think it's cool having an SO half your age. Mine's half my height, which suits me fine.

EDITED: And as usual, the young lady is too quick for me... she said it foist.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Welcome, just pet. It's impossible to be overeducated. I guess you mean it's tough to find a job. Well fuck-em, if that's it. And unless you're under 30, I think it's cool having an SO half your age. Mine's half my height, which suits me fine.

EDITED: And as usual, the young lady is too quick for me... she said it foist.

He called me young...be still my beating heart...

 

[NoJo]

He called me young...be still my beating heart...

I also called you a lady.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I also called you a lady.

 

[just pet]

Welcome! They can never be too young...You can never be too educated...

This should be in my sigline
And thank you for the welcome

 

[just pet]

Welcome, just pet. It's impossible to be overeducated. I guess you mean it's tough to find a job. Well fuck-em, if that's it. And unless you're under 30, I think it's cool having an SO half your age. Mine's half my height, which suits me fine.

EDITED: And as usual, the young lady is too quick for me... she said it foist.

I do have a great job and it seems the more educated I become, the more I crave
I am well over 30, though he is not
Thank you for the welcome

I haven't posted my stories, just my poetry
Am I still welcomed?

 

[ElizabethWest]

I haven't posted my stories, just my poetry
Am I still welcomed?

They even let a few slip in that don't write at all. Shhh...I don't want them to start checking credentials...

 

[MercyMia]

1. I've finally accepted that my father is an alcoholic and always was while I was growing up.

2. I have a tendency to negative thinking if I let myself go.

3. It's very quiet here at my apartment because my family is grown and independent.

 

[just pet]

They even let a few slip in that don't write at all. Shhh...I don't want them to start checking credentials...

My credentials are impeccable.
All my AVs are me.

 

[ElizabethWest]

My credentials are impeccable.
All my AVs are me.

I am appreciating the view now...

 

[just pet]

I am appreciating the view now...

I should have wandered in here earlier...

 

[ElizabethWest]

I should have wandered in here earlier...

We aim to please...Draw up a chair...Have a drink...Stay awhile...

 

[just pet]

We aim to please...Draw up a chair...Have a drink...Stay awhile...

Think I shall, thank you.
A dirty martini... care for one with me?

I suspect I shall lurk a bit more, though, before plunging in and being totally inappropriate and obnoxious.