3 things about me

[ABSTRUSE]

Talking to yourself again?

Bitch, be nice and don't scare the newbies away...besides, you don't talk to me......running off crying

 

[Pornofan420]

1. Got thoroughly laid last night. Slept like a stone after that.

2. Having coffee & chocolate pastry for breakfast.

3. Going to the faramer's Market with Mrs. 420 soon so she can get some apples and make a pie as today is Johhny Appleseed's birthday.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. Got thoroughly laid last night. Slept like a stone after that.

Don't rub it in, that AV is taunting enough on it's own.

 

[Pornofan420]

Don't rub it in, that AV is taunting enough on it's own.

 

[Pornofan420]

1. I had a great night at the poker table tonight. Got good cards & played them well.

2. I'm horny as goat and on a winning rush, but Mrs. 420 is a: asleep and b: still hurtin' in the lower back.

3. A couple of new shots uploaded to my picture threads.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

1. I spent an entire day enjoying my home internet because of massive withdrawl.

2. My voice is available on Literotica for the first time ever.

3. You will probably live to regret investigating number 2.

 

[Guest]

1. I spent an entire day enjoying my home internet because of massive withdrawl.

2. My voice is available on Literotica for the first time ever.

3. You will probably live to regret investigating number 2.

1. sometimes you have to overdose when its been so long

2. still think youre a nutcase but loved your voice recordings

3. regret? naw... im still laughing...

still watching... 5hrs to go mr. man

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. I'm hung over and feel like someone kicked my ass.

2. My house is actually clean for once.

3. I'm goofing off when I should be working on my Halloween story.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

3 things about me...

1. I have a girl in my lap.








2. She's been there for hours.









3. She's 4 months old and she's sleeping.



Why... what were you thinking?

Get your mind out of the gutter you pervert.

 

[Guest]

Re: 3 things about me...

1. I have a girl in my lap.








2. She's been there for hours.









3. She's 4 months old and she's sleeping.



Why... what were you thinking?

Get your mind out of the gutter you pervert.

actually
that was my first thought..
smiling softly.. what a good papa

 

[carsonshepherd]

1. I probably drink too much.

2. I sometimes lie to myself.

3. I still sleep with my blankie I've had since 6th grade.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm not sleeping well lately.

I sleep with a cuddly sweater and my teddy-dog.

Naked is the only way to sleep

 

[RebeccaLeah]

I'm not sleeping enough lately

I sleep with a live cat, a teddy bear, a teddy otter, and 5 pillows of all different sizes.

Naked or in your lover's arms, or both. Those are the ways to sleep.

 

[matriarch]

I'm not sleeping enough lately, either.
I sleep with.........me............and 6 pillows and a pile of books.
Naked. Is there any other way to sleep

 

[impressive]

I sleep extraordinarily well (must be 'cause I'm so pure of thought).

I wake early without an alarm (but I'm usually in bed by 11pm).

Needless to say, I'm a morning person (and a hungry one at the moment).

 

[matriarch]

I sleep extraordinarily well (must be 'cause I'm so pure of thought).

I wake early without an alarm (but I'm usually in bed by 11pm).

Needless to say, I'm a morning person (and a hungry one at the moment).

'pure'.......*gasp*.......'of'......*choke*......'thought'......*collapses in helpless laughter*.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. I stayed in bed all morning like a lazy ass.

2. I have a sink full of dirty dishes.

3. I will write smut and ignore housework once again.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

1. I stayed in bed all morning like a lazy ass.

2. I have a sink full of dirty dishes.

3. I will write smut and ignore housework once again.

Were we separated at birth?

 

[carsonshepherd]

1. I'm terrified of sharks, to the point where I can't even look at them on TV.

2. I love junk food.

3. I think up most of my story dialogue in the shower.

 

[Pornofan420]

1. I'm married to a woman who loves food, loves to cook, participates on a food-based counterpart to Literotica.com, and derives enjoyment from preparing meals for her loved ones.

2. I not only have a slightly dull sense of smell/taste, I consider food to be fuel that one consumes quickly and efficiently (either standing up, while driving, or infront of the computer) so one can get back to one's life with minimal interruption (exception to rule: sushi).

3. This is a source of much unhappiness and stress @ home..

 

[carsonshepherd]

duplicate post! deleted

 

[ABSTRUSE]

3. This is a source of much unhappiness and stress @ home..

I am the source for much unhappiness and stress in my home.

Tomorrow will be the beginning of another week of uncertainty, but I got this far.

My dad has surgery tomorrow, I hope this is the last hospital visit I will have to make this year, since I spent too much time there last year.

 

[Pornofan420]

My dad has surgery tomorrow, I hope this is the last hospital visit I will have to make this year, since I spent too much time there last year.

Big hugs, Abs.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Big hugs, Abs.

Thank you sweetie.

 

[Liar]

1. I'm married to a woman who loves food, loves to cook, participates on a food-based counterpart to Literotica.com, and derives enjoyment from preparing meals for her loved ones.

2. I not only have a slightly dull sense of smell/taste, I consider food to be fuel that one consumes quickly and efficiently (either standing up, while driving, or infront of the computer) so one can get back to one's life with minimal interruption (exception to rule: sushi).

3. This is a source of much unhappiness and stress @ home..

A word of advise, my friend. If you feel like you have to "waste" an hour/day at the dinner table with your wife, your life is way too stressed up.

These days, I'm a real food connieseur, but a few years ago I had that attitude too with my then SO. But it helped thinking off it in a different way. In my mind I wasn't "having dinner", I was sitting down, spending quality time talking/laughing/discussing/philosophing/whatever with the woman I loved. And hey, there was stuff to eat on the table, tasty stuff even, so what the hell.

#L